In the news tape:
Pope Benedict XVI renounces the throne.
Commentary after:
EdinaRoss: Just don’t tell Shoigu about the departure of Pope!

I am bored and I want to joke.
Yyy: I am bored, I want to joke, but hope to work. You are CHO?
The same thing (
XXX: Go to work
YYY: Gone to Fuck

Oh... a goat! I remembered! I tried to distract the cat with a game, made a bang on the rope, stood on the edge of the bed and a bang down, shake. Little watched this with interest, and then asks: "What, does not crack?". I almost got out of bed laughing.

Where does the phrase "Do not rejoice when you come, do not be sad when you leave" come from?? to
From the accounting!! to

The Saturday morning. We have been stuck between the Russian and Finnish border for 4 hours. The flow is almost not moving, 2 cars from Finland to Russia will pass - we are on these 2 and approaching.
XHH: Probably Finland has already been overcrowded by the Russians, there is nowhere to get up there. How many are gone, so many are gone.

I have generally on the job candy in the box was lying a colleague says the type I want))) I take him in the box, he takes one "Korovka" (well I love them) the second takes "Lastovka" and he gives me: balancing????????????? to

Do you know what the concepts of "Moskvich" and "originary Moskvich" differ in modern Russian?

The primary is the person who has already paid out the mortgage.

XXX Good night! Dinner at you today.
The establishment! The kitchen is great, everything is delicious.
Pleasant and comfortable environment, service
The highest price, and of course, the price.
Pleasant to keep, very
A decent restaurant. I will go to you and recommend to friends.
YYY : thank you! The restaurant is not mine.
Zzz: You are in the sense of Jews :-)

Loyola
00:27:07
Boys want one.

Valeria
What is?
by 00:28:29

Loyola
Love of course.
by 00:30:02
What are the questions)
to give him gifts.
Driving to restaurants
made a proposal
Maybe he will give her after the wedding.
Then she will give birth to children.

C Habbra
XXX: The effect depends on the ratio of cannabinoids in the variety. In general, there is a bouquet of several dozen, but the main role is played by two - THC (tetrahydra canabinol) and CBD (cannabidiol).

If the content of THC is higher, then the "engines" and "betrayal" will be stronger. And if the ratio in favor of CBD is a "dumb" and thoughts of eternity.

UUU: This is precisely what I was looking for when I opened up the topic of Hydrophobic Coating.

The top of greed and cynicism is when a neighbor comes to you and asks a perforator for a week.

XXX: The mass is not a collection
Yyy: grass is not a drug

M. D. G (08.02.2013 10:34:29)No. Working at home is not a cake. The atmosphere is not that.
M. D. G  (08.02.2013 10:34:53) Collabas again in the refrigerator.
M. D. G  (08.02.2013 10:35:03) Children are raising cats.
M. D. G (08.02.2013 10:35:28) Not that atmosphere.

Q: How is the mood?
Q: Do you see no touch?
H**: Why is this "touch" quite normal? Do you see that you have no respect at all? It helps in communication.
I am not writing on a school school slang here, but on an inuit free!
Q: If you love polakats each other... let’s go?
Eeh, I would give you a sign in your hand.

N**: "Doing a deep mine cannot be refused". Put it yourself, okay?

We work in a touring company. It is you who responds to the calls. And since our company is a tour operator, we are called by private persons and tour firms.
We usually ask:
Are you a tour company or a private person?
and yes.
A tourist company or a private person?
and yes.
Is it a tourist company or a private person?
I’ve told you five times, yes!! to
After that, I personally completely refuse to understand the Russian man.

T@nyushk@: Do you like shaved naked chicks?)))
What about the cats???? to
T@nušk@: Yes it is mine
I don’t like the Sphinx.)
T@nuishk@: And how do I call it?? to
The cat? a cat? Call me Murphy ?

Healthy eating is to filter the water from under the crane before cooking Doshirak.

Mishana is a programmer from God.
YYY: Explain what God is from. I think he’s from Bach.

From the Motor Forum:

XXX: Hello to everyone. Anyone want to meet and make a company in the booth?
xxx: average speed: 30-50 km/h

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Stop wearing buttocks like nonsense.

X: When you have a gun all good :)
X: and ready to share orders)
X: In general, when you are with a gun, the conversation is better!