There is a lie, there is an abhorrent lie and there is "I did not press anything, it is itself!"

A: Passed Z through the loose. On the other side of the road they applauded. What else to do.
B: But if you threw her in the middle of the pit, everyone would be applauding lying down.

Yarrie: again the Portuguese sent logs)) I always cry)) you just learn in these words
"Pacotes: Enviados = 4, Recebidos = 3, Perdidos = 1 (25% de perda),"
Last - lost 1 package (25% loss)
Roger: Well yes, it’s written correctly – they broke the package, all there.

Q: When was the last time you had sex?
Normal or with a wife?

commentator_za_dengi
July 23, 2012 at 14:40
Finally, there is a power that does anything for the people, and does not steal only as the predecessors.

Artyomsh
July 23, 2012 at 14:42
Nick is hinting :)

Silent_Spectator: You know I think to take a second job, for the circular
Silent_Spectator: went to McDonald’s, took the questionnaire
Silent_Spectator: "How did you learn about this work?"
It cannot be written, Tolich said.
No, it needs to be decorated.
“Well, I recently received a master’s degree at the University of Sorbonne in Contemporary Art. My wife, Tina Kandelaki, and I were welcomed by Professor Nikolai Bogomolov who came to ask for my advice on Poetry of the Silver Age. We sat in the library and listed my translation of the book "Songs of Gilgamesh" originals dating from the 7th century BC.
Suddenly he said – I’ll never forget it – "Anton, there’s a vacancy at McDonald’s, I think you’ll get there"

Commentary on the epic composition on YouTube:
Hashimara2: My Dandy has turned into a PlayStation 3
PenetrationMoose: My PC 3 Listening to this turned into an X-Box 360
Aerospace97: My Box 360 Listening to It turned into a Game PC
Bradley Ludwig: My gaming PC listening to this... remained a gaming PC
Bradley Ludwig: and listening twice turned into a girl!
TheNeighbourhoodNerd: My girlfriend heard this, now she’s a Ferrari
sosmar7: Lord, now we have a brief list of the things that a male individual needs for happiness.

The Diary:

A few hours ago I called the door. There was a girl standing on the doorstep, from whose eyes it could be seen that it was terribly cold on the street. I was requested in one underwear. Where my embarrassment is, Fige knows.
The girl looked at me and smiled. I invited her to come in, and she had some documents in her hands.
So I got my agenda in the military.

“Dimon, it was she who looked at me like a dude, not because I did dive, but because she always looked like that.

From Twitter
I watched several videos "StopHama"... Russia is such a country that even the struggle with lawlessness looks like lawlessness...

Corporate chat of one bank:
Sergeant: Irina Dimitrovna, go to chat urgently!!! to

Those who make fun of everything are always around shit.

Sitting on a pair in physics.The teacher explaining another example decides to propose a life situation.
Irene has 5 apples.
And Annie (in this moment the scream of the soul is heard from the back)... BIG BRITS!!!! to

From the forum:

Only men after refuelling at the gas station shake a gun in the tank!

yyy: more than three times and you already play with it)))

14:49 redpem: the boss gave me trends for the fact that I removed the devil from his folder, he turned out to play it

Let’s go to the river, it’s cold. We go into the water and do sex.
It is dirty too! Let’s go to the Red Sea and do sex.
Mush: We have gone! I agree! Where is the Red Sea?
Jean in Israel.
Mothers of Nihua! This is not fucking at home!

Dartar
This is with you I am a foolish degenerate and foolish

Dartar
My grandmother is funny and funny.

Dartar
and only then fool the bastard and the bastard

You can't kiss a girl in her lips - she can smash her dress.
You can't kiss your eyes - it can smash your shower.
You can't kiss the cheeks - the powder can crumble.
You can't kiss your neck - there must be perfumes that only she likes.
You can’t bite her ears – there are ears.
Do not touch the chest - silicone can shift.
You can not lick the stomach - you can bring an infection, there is a piercing.
You cannot touch the thighs - there is an anti-cellulite cream.
You cannot touch your hands - you can ruin the manicure.
God, why do we have this punishment?! to

You’ll whisper like a cock when I get to your little one.
The signature is the closet.

It was a very bad idea to look at the "supernatural" and go to his family in the village, where sorting, of course, on the street, is crazy!