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[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №75467
 07.01.2013
I have acrophobia. Fear of height. Recently, my family and I were flying to another city to our relatives. I sat in the plane, I sat, stuck in the chair, closed my eyes, I think, well, we will definitely break up. My mom didn’t know that I was afraid of heights, she says, “I was afraid of flying for a long time, when the plane took off I thought, Anya, write this will, or don’t give god what, and the kids after that. And now that - and you don't need to write, you fly with me, quietly like". Thank you, Mom, I have nothing to fear.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №75466
 07.01.2013
The gas problem in Russia-Ukraine relations

The people in the world are divided into two categories: some sit on the tubes, and others need money.

[ + 16 - ] Comment quote №75465
 07.01.2013
Comments to:
This is a fucking one!
What is it???? to
Your kids are playing on the portal. Draw two circles on the wallpaper and throw a cat in them!

xxx: I understand, the cat is a substitute for the Cub companion?
No comparison with the Cuban cat.
zzz: depending on how to feed

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №75464
 07.01.2013
VKontakte PayPal - Russia
The alarm clock that you just need to smile to turn off. The wider the smile, the greater the likelihood that the alarm is turned off. How do you think of this concept?

XHH: We know these facet recognition abilities. You will try to press.)

[ + 29 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №75463
 07.01.2013
Wife: Giving up a wife is not Christian.
By the way, I gave you a son!
Husband: Have I done anything bad to you?

[ + -2 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №75462
 07.01.2013
Slavic
You are sick, you have to sleep.

Yulia
I do not need to go out on the street. My temperature has risen.

Slavic
Bringing an orange?

Yulia
I wanted to say "bring your penis", but then I thought the chances for an orange were much greater.

Slavic
Member comes with oranges automatically

Yulia
Eat the Holi...

[ + 17 - ] Comment quote №75461
 07.01.2013
xxx: the very good - sitting at the party table and talking on Skype
YYY: And what then?
Well, it’s like going to a movie with a guy, and instead of watching it, it’s like making him mite.
Yyy: Excellent comparison
XXX: What is bad?
YYY: for all
xxx: I refuse
YYY: Nothing
xxx: OK, let it be like going to the theater, and instead of watching a guy
Yyy: Yes, the whole problem is in the word movie.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №75460
 07.01.2013
Lexx: Most importantly, if you see that Grey is getting more than usual, then leave under any pretext.
Prjanik : Why?
Lexx: Because Halk
Prjanik: I understand

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №75459
 07.01.2013
We discussed my upcoming modest wedding with a friend:

I have to order you a prostitute for a boy.
Yyy: The Deep Thought of Kirush
Because I have a budget.
You can use an artificial vagina.
yyy: in the cake "story"

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №75458
 07.01.2013
Comments under the news that today the Orthodox celebrate Christmas:

666: All Orthodox with Christmas!Peace and harmony!Health and renewal in our souls!Good and patience to all!

I: You would change the nick, virtuous!

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №75457
 07.01.2013
Depardieu could be sentenced to two years in prison in France for drunk driving.
The commentary:
He travels drunk, beat a man, crashed a plane... Immediately seen – a real Russian man!

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №75456
 07.01.2013
A woman in an elite supermarket chooses the wine she has already bought here, while not knowing the difference between dry, sweet, semi-sweet wines, etc.
The seller-consultant already in complete exhaustion asks: When did you drink, was it sweet or dry?
Woman: We were well...

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №75455
 07.01.2013
Komar: Webky, and what is “transition to personality”?
Overmind88: A fuck knows, gondon fucking

[ + 44 - ] [16 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №75454
 07.01.2013
According to the predecessor of the RPC, this threat (to Russia) is in the conscious, not compulsory, as with the Bolsheviks, denial of people of faith, in the voluntary contempt of the Kingdom of Heaven.

When the ministers of the kingdom of heaven will cease to worship, to worship, to worship, to worship, to worship, to worship, to worship, to worship, to worship, to worship, to worship, to worship, to worship, to worship, to worship, to worship, to worship, to worship, to worship, to worship, to worship, to worship.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №75453
 07.01.2013
Tagged: greetings
Hi, if you’re not joking.
I am not joking here.
Give me a reasonable advice.
Maximum: Throw it away.
Maximum is next!
Kesha : thank you!
What we need :D

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №75452
 07.01.2013
Depardieu has been offered the position of Minister of Culture of Mordovia.
It seems like the famous phrase from the anecdote: "Messier, are you French? Oh, the dick of the dick!And it will soon become a reality!

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №75451
 07.01.2013
One of the many forums:

The xxx:
Tell the plz, you can somehow in the wheel prevent the user from pressing a certain combination of keys. The user is quite cut in rights, the prohibited combination is used only in one program, the source of which is not. The problem cannot be solved administratively.

YYYY :
If the keys are at different ends of the keyboard, then you can try to attach one hand with handcuffs to the battery.

and ZZZ:
Can you remove the "forbidden" buttons from the keyboard?

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №75450
 07.01.2013
Lilly))
Sometimes she has only one leg to lie in bed, pretending that she is with a man.

Freesty
O_O

Lilly))
here so

Freesty
For dirty realities, you still need not wash and not shave one butt.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №75449
 07.01.2013
She talks to her daughter about the blankets:
T: You and Tamara have been camels all your childhood!
I don’t know what I’m asking:
The faces?

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №75448
 07.01.2013
An overwhelmed proga.
My Android started working much faster... I actually don’t have time for the interface now...
And also the mood improved, the hair became more silky, reconciled with the aunt.

I bought 2 pieces. of the stock. A little...

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