So it happened that the two-year-old daughter's favorite - blue: the car is blue, the dolphin is blue, a gift from Santa - in a blue box... The word "blue" became synonymous with "good". Before going to bed, she lashes, glimpses me on the face: "Maaamomochka... a..."

Oh those translators. This was supposed to be translated as Pool Break.

The development of a home robot

zzz: As for autonomy, teach him how to plug the fork into the socket and he will be fine in that regard.
XXX: He will not let himself be turned off from the connector.
Yyy: And then he will start stealing electricity from nearby fast foods and stop coming home at night.

Vadim
“One villager was ordered to shave anyone who does not shave himself, and not to shave anyone who shaves himself. How should he deal with himself?”
Reply to Reason

Tatiana
Based on the first impulse – to leave this dumb village, but I will still think about it.

Vadim
Another example
The mayors of all cities should not live in their own city, but in a special City of Mayors. Where should the Mayor of the City live?

Tatiana
In the foolish village from the first task

Yes, I was going to, but I did not call the worker, and what to call - he is busy all the time, and on the mobile phone did not - he may not take it! But it was still"
Fuck you, where are you like, fuck you??? I don’t know any woman who carries such a shame, regardless of her family status. You are married to that one. Do not complain, you are a fool.

You may not believe it, but Camedi has always been like that. You have grown up.

Site of acquaintance:

Anna: Who are you working for?
Alexei: Master Builder of houses I am in Poland
In Poland? In which city?
Alex: In the same
City of Poland?
Alexis: Yes
Is it a big city? ? And where is he? In Poland ?
Alexei: Big near Kaliningrad
Anna: Do you know that Poland is not a city, but a country?
Alexey: It relates to Russia and I have no time to study cities
M is...

Enough to post fictional stories about gamers who do not pay attention to their sexual girlfriends. How did a dirty gamer manage to marry a sexy girl if he didn’t get rid of the compass? Think of something else.)

Psh

by Vladimir
Hear whom you called.

Dmitry
Thou

by Vladimir
I didn’t understand it first, shit.

In 2005, an unemployed programmer from Berlin received a letter offering her to work as a prostitute. When she refused, she was reduced unemployment allowance because she refused to work.

xxx: I’m going in the tram yesterday, two schoolchildren are sitting in front of me and showing the faces to all the menta cars in the window. And here, literally after a couple of stops of mint already in the cabin, the tram runs on schoolchildren, schoolchildren say that they just walked in the window with their hands, people in the tram turn, mints start to speak louder, and the tram closes the doors and goes on.
xxx: menta so sadly looked at their car outside the window and broke to the driver
xxx: but on the way, a conductor aunt arose and forced to pay for the trip

xxx: At work on the TC always went a guard, patrolled the type. There "The Cross" is nearby and it clearly works from them. Such a gentle old man. Probably as old as my father or a little older. He always tried to talk to me, well, I thought it was boring for him, and from politeness answered and held short conversations. Then he asked me to "Give an ad on the internet", I understood everything and polently refused. And then began the offensive stories about the fact that there is one (!) Corporation (!which is (!Help with housing! And there is (!and 12 degrees!Every level is required!Payment of contributions!) and (!Attracting the people!), a contribution to the degree of 430 thousand and you can pay "as much as you want!" and 10 degrees give (!Apartment in Moscow (!) in the (New area where the apartment is given immediately after surrender of the house (!) and (!There are 150 people already!And you can win!)A trip by car!) And at 12 degrees pay 450 thousand a month!

Oh yeah, he’s been in the Corporation for three years and he’s a sixth grade, that’s what he is.
I asked "Do you already pay? At 12 degrees 450 thousand, you have 6 degrees, that is, half. 225 thousand is already paid?" and then he went to the window and cried.

discussing the effect of a homemade face mask from sperm, which should save you from all the problems.
The girls themselves did not try, but the type of "girlfriend" who tried, has each, in general, they do not advise: irritation, dryness and so on. 10 comments in a row.
The 11 comments:
I once tried it, the effect was stunning: golden eyebrows and a cucumber. I recommend to everyone!

Life experience is when you fold the toilet paper into two layers.

HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH How was your vacation in Ukraine?

Tagged: first

WOW: It is great. I went to the area for an excursion.

Please don’t ask this question!!! to

Q: Is that a hole?

You are the sixth ><

xxx: go to the expedition with me ) consider eating we will not escape from us )

Yyy: that is, the sun and the air?)))

Okay, I can do some worms.

Conversation with one group in the universe:

She: and if there were no internet, it would be hard to learn.

I would sit in the libraries.

She: Well yes, there’s always wai fa working.

Henriette France: Pregnancy reminds me of a horror film: within you something grows, develops, then comes out and lives on its own.

I remembered electricity. There was a professional master's exam, an adult engineer's uncle is asked what is the difference between constant and variable current. The answer is brilliant: if the socket is fixed, then the current is constant, and if it whispers on the spots, then it is variable. Then I passed the exam...

C KPM
I met a guy, we met for 3 years, we were going to get married. He was my first and taught me a lot. We had sex on a daily basis and not once, I wasn’t crazy. There were no prohibitions. I recently sat with him, the phone fell behind his big bed, I sat down and saw a rubber grandmother there!!! I first thought of a corpse. I quickly got up and left, he was in the bathroom. Then he called me so much, wrote, came to me. I sent him to his grandmother. So, this morning I open the curtains, and I look down (we live on the 7th floor) and it’s written: “Masha, you’re better than a rubber lady!” With big white letters.