I got a car navigator yesterday. You won’t believe there’s a gloss and it even works :)
Why do you need the sea floor?

I work as an electrician.
He breaks to us in the workshop of the agent... followed by him, three large boxes are introduced, saying we need to collect, goes... we look into the boxes of wires, boxes and all the not very well-known hares for us and only by the names of the companies of manufacturers we understand that we were caught up with the odins! Not long thinking we open the closet with stocks of old PCs, from which we were going to collect a game car! And here inspiration as from a cage...wrapped three hards on the outer part of the system, suited under the system mother - Bulgarian, killed with a hammer saw the dog express in the agp sudot, added modern through a module of flood launching light bulbs stitched on the front panel of the lamp in 500 watts and painted a marker in green and red, the button of the door - the sovedepovsky packager and took to the cabinet... in the evening under the shops listened to the neck of the slugs, and those at one time acute eyes look at the little monster who occasionally blinds the lamps in front of the dream panel...

Talk about frisbee:
I bought a plate.
and flying.
And the disc ?
It would be better ?
1)No, if you can turn off the soup, it means a plate, you can not eat from the disk.

He told me that he and his wife hadn’t been well for a long time.

How do you imagine it differently? "I and my wife, by the way, are okay, but I don’t mind fucking you too"?? to

I have a fellow one for the purpose of studying English read the specification of 386th 2 volumes of 600 pages, says the first 300 pages was hard :)

My grandmother gave me today.
Going into the chest to the chickens, I at this time peel the raspberries. He said, “Oh chicken, are you dead?
The whole shit went to hell. :D

Photo by Pamela Anderson:
Anonymous
I would blow.
Anonymous
Oh, and I would beat it...
Anonymous
And I would knock...
Sergius
If everyone blows, there will be a storm. – Mao Zedong

We play a table game, one of the teams came up with the task: by drawing to try to show the other members of the team the word "greening". You can’t talk/show and so on. Well, a friend is drawing trees there, grass, painting, but the time is over and the team has not had time to guess what was on the drawing. They ask, mol, what is it? The greenness! After that, the most epic phrase was heard - Why didn't you paint a hammer!? to

I ate a piece of tooth.
You have a real chance to bite your ass.

[12:20:43] Stee1: I have already decided that I will go to parental meetings when the spinoffs appear
[12:20:58] Stee1: How can you miss an opportunity to troll teachers?
Mr. Garrett: I presented a collection of 25 ducks like you and me
[12:21:22] Stee1: (rofl)
[12:21:24] Mr Garrett: The meeting will be disrupted
[12:21:30] Stee1: with teacher facebook
Mr Garrett: Listen to me
[12:21:55] Mr. Garrett: but a child should be born at least for the sake of the school.

XXX: That was nonsense, it was a more obscene case.
XXX with my wife.
XXX: I work somehow, nothing predicts trouble
xxx: there is a phone call, and on the other side is wild hysteria, crying... tears.
XXX: I call, I call and I call. So once 10
xxx: called, in response: we are getting divorced. I am (in confusion) from the fucking?
Wife: You brought a blonde home and betrayed me with her
X: Do you have such guesses? (I have never changed my wife)
Wife: I found a long white hair on your trousers on the loggia
XXX: I: in the wilderness: and what? The wind could take from the neighbors, and not much more. I go.
XXX: Coming, reassuring... I look at the thing-doc
xxx: and this is a crazy pack, which a whole bunch on the occasion of the repair lay on the loggia. From the wind, the fiber picked up and clung to the cowboys who dried up.
That’s what it’s like, baby!

There was a little rain all day. The club near New Glockenshire on that day was not entirely crowded. And from where? I don’t play cricket today, the grass is completely broken. The lobby is missing. A sleepy bartender lazyly poured the Scotch into the glasses of two elderly gentlemen.

Sir John, can we fuck the little one?
Not the time, Duke Humbert. Not the time. Let’s keep writing Wikipedia. Small for the evening. I just had to find a heroin recipe for suicides.

Humbert drank Scotch and left the club. It dimmed. It was July 9, 2012. Nothing has predicted trouble.

Prepare for Ride. There is a discussion in the typography. The only girl on the whole guild of men loudly:

I am naked today. I go to bed quickly.

There is no scene.

Do not worry, everything will be fine.
Everything under control. You see, I sit quietly and tick?

XXX: Do you want to go?
YYY: No
XXX: What is it?
Artem Nahui, what are you, little boy? How long will you play this game? Is it time to grow up?
Yyy: Adult men spit in the wo

Olga
Fitztech is not worth any more such torture)))
Olga
o, remembered) worked 1 day in the reception ) approached a guy asked about the faculty, and then asked "and after graduating from your faculty, I can arrange an operator of the call center?", how do you?)

At the Construction Forum:
XHH: Name me at least one building material that does not emit poison when burning.
and asbestos)
It burns before it burns.)

xxx: among other things 100 gr. Vodka reduces the mutagenic effects of gamma radiation on the cells of the body by 150-200%. The effect is reduced, and 500 is already increasing.
Which is 100 gr. Would you drink vodka?

Signature on the forum:
I want to be a reverse penguin to live in the fridge in the heat.

The hour of night...

xxx you won't believe it
XXX: I found the strength not just to get up and go to the toilet
XXX: I remembered that I was going to get rid of it for two days.
xxx: and I am still in the process))
yyy: beautiful, and you also planned to go to bed early)
XXX is fucking