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[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №76127
 20.01.2013
Discussion of Yulia Tymoshenko (possibility of life imprisonment):
Why a lifetime? It could have been deprived of everything: status, power, property...
Or a haircut...

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №76126
 20.01.2013
The developers of the Dr.Web antivirus did not have to "block" the interface of their program under Windows8. They just waited, changing nothing since the 1990s, when Microsoft itself changed the interface of the operating system to the style of their antivirus windows.

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №76125
 20.01.2013
XXX: Come into the library is already quite such a four-class girl, looking with interest on the sides.
I say goodbye, waiting for what the child wants. The girl is not disappointed:
Do you have Thompson’s books?
to whom? - I ask for the case, not remembering this author's appearance among children's books.
– Well... Tomkin... or Topkin... – the girl is already less confident.
and Tolkien? I have a more experienced colleague sitting next to me.
Oh well probably! The girl cheers joyfully. “My brother asked me to take him Tolkien’s book about hobbies, and I forgot the author.

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №76124
 20.01.2013
Some mmorg enthusiasts naively believe that a folded cap, dark glasses, and headphones in their ears are feathers adding +500 to invulnerability when crossing the road!!! to
Remember that cars sometimes have glues and brakes, resulting in a complete collapse of your system, without the possibility of restoration.

[ + 25 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №76123
 20.01.2013
xxx: in the series "bone" with the help of a fractal was written a self-activating virus
xxx: and in the "white collar" the fractal indicated the radio wave of some device with which it was necessary to connect.
xxx: in general, beautiful drawings can hide something behind them)
yyy: Hah, for example, often the safe is closed with pictures))))))

[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №76122
 20.01.2013
You need to have a web camera in each refrigerator, posting photos directly on Facebook when the door is opened. And in the carpet in front of the door to install a weight sensor.
And everyone globally will start to lose weight, because otherwise your friends will go to Facebook, and you are there so scared in pans and pans. And the signature "Nina, 63 kg, eats borst at night".

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №76121
 20.01.2013
Cursed car replacement: you write to her "Forgive me, sunny", and she comes "Go yourself in the ass, fool"....

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №76120
 20.01.2013
>>> made a comment for delay?...when commented because I was late

Let me guess. Is Russian always the first lesson in your class?


[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №76119
 20.01.2013
I bought HTC with Android. Now you need to look for profitable unlimited tariff plans.
YYYYYYYYYYYYYY to electricity.

[ + 37 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №76118
 20.01.2013
News: Tymoshenko is in a very serious condition and weighs 47 kg, body temperature does not exceed 35,5 degrees.
Commentary from VK
xxx: the parasite is difficult to separate from the host organism

[ + 32 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №76117
 20.01.2013
Here are five Italian artists.
Bottichelli, Tiziano, Tintoretto, Veronese... Okay, shit, I give up.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №76116
 20.01.2013
How is the weather tomorrow?
24 hours as usual.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №76115
 19.01.2013
xxx: today in the elevator saw a remarkable inscription "where there was a planetarium"
I think for a long time

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №76114
 19.01.2013
Why are you drunk before the plane?
I am afraid to fly.
You have always loved to fly!? to
- Yes, but the argument "I like to bump" is not all perceived correctly.

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №76113
 19.01.2013
Today there was a report in the news that our, plus the list of Dima Yakovlev, made the list of Guantanamo.
Reporter: "Well, for the time being Russia and America are measuring the lists..."
You will not say more accurately.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №76112
 19.01.2013
XXX: Are you aware of the new anti-alcohol legislation?
xxx: the shorter we have a store in the city, and its owner like a chip, installed there type of bar - new shelves under the color of a tree for strong drinks, a small bar stand, next to all kinds of glasses, tubes, etc., hanging a certificate or permission to trade strong alcoholic beverages with 22, and by the way this store still remained ordinary food.
xxx: so, I’m standing there, and he approaches the vendor, says, “Give me a bottle of Cooler.” What the seller answers: "Beer is not possible, you can only vodka or cognac". Here I notice another paper, which says that the sale of beer is prohibited from 22 to 12. You can’t drink beer, but vodka!! to
XXX: I love my country.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №76111
 19.01.2013
It’s a pity that there’s no button here:"It’s funny, of course, but how can you be so stupid"!

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №76110
 19.01.2013
In an anonymous chat:

Stranger: Where are you from?
You: hmhm
You: I let you guess
You: Country of
You: Snow
You: Cold
You: Bears
You: and
Tagged: vodka
You =D
Is it Russian?
You: Finger
You =D

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №76109
 19.01.2013
Tarakans in women’s heads were invented by men...to actively push their little ones.

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №76108
 19.01.2013
About the film:
The events will take place in ancient feudal China. The film tells the story of a black carpenter.

Our children will be sure that blacks lived in medieval Europe and ancient China.
I hate tolerance.

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