Series "Doctor Who" 3 Sechons 11 series from 10 to 11 minutes
100 trillion years, and the protection "kalashis"! This is a weapon for all time :)

In a dispute, the wise man will always let the fool speak fully.

History of Efremov’s “Modernist”.

Alla Pokrovskaya said that Efremov so infected his actors with the love of the Stanislavsky system that any talk ended in discussions on this topic.

Once on a tour in Romania, the artists gathered after a performance in one of the hotel rooms. We are talking about the Stanislavsky system.

Kalachin and Gaft argued about the System, and Evgeny Evstigniev, who marked the end of the working day, fell to bed and fell asleep.

Eventually, Gaft and Kalagin argued before they decided to find out who would be better at the "Evaluation of the Fact".

The fable was invented as follows: in the cabin of the public toilet a man is waiting for his turn. He waits so long that he can’t stand, breaks the door and finds him hanged there.

They did not let go, built a hanging man from a pillow and placed him in a wall closet.

One played a terrible horror and rushed with a cry for help, the other, presenting possible troubles, quietly slammed until nobody saw... Both played great.

The judges are in trouble. Then they decide to wake Evstignev up and see what he will come up with.

They scattered, persuaded, explained the situation... Evstigniev went to the closet.
Within a second, the whole room, seeing how he sits, jumps in front of the door of the wall cabinet, compressing his knees, first gently knocks on the door of the "toilet", then just drums.

Finally, brought to complete despair, he breaks the door on himself, sees the "hanging," without a second of doubt, catches him, knocks off with the rope, throws out and, jumping into the toilet, with a wild shout of happiness does his simple deed, even without closing the door!

A thunderstorm, screams of "bravo", and the unanimously awarded EVSTIGNEEV victory. The artist crashed and collapsed.

Please give me a double whiskey.
The girl! This is school dining!
Sorry, I have thought about it. Compound please.

<xxx> You would close that topic anyway. There, the people already from the worklessness of the ascii-art draw the mating bobs, there is nowhere to go to the off-topic.

The story of a fragile blue-eyed 19-year-old girl:

I went shopping yesterday. The 30th birthday of a friend who should smoothly transition to the New Year’s meeting. The matter was in the evening, and in order to be sure until 21:00, first decided to pick up and pay for alcohol.
At some point, there was such a disposition: we go to the box office, someone ran forward, someone stood behind, looking at the goods, and I am alone in a cart, in which there is only a backpack and 9 bottles of vodka. In front of it comes a shop worker, the appearance is Central Asian. I see him slowing down and turning his eyes from the cart to me and back several times. Compared to him, I hear a very respectful quiet: "With the coming...".

The New Year’s corporate evil.
We sit, we do not touch anyone, we spend the old year. The boss looks from the hallway, wondering where half the people are from the office. One idiot began with a thin voice, and the other idiots continued in full voice:
Congratulations to Jay! Congratulations to Jay!! to
Well, you have understood. Presents from Santa Claus are unlikely to come.

I am in favour of a healthy lifestyle.
I started smoking because I was drunk.

Gogol’s response is late.

I understand ─ for you, Volodya,
Gogol, that Gogol is one shit.
But you, WOW, the meters are there, right?
So why didn’t you, shit, read me?

I forgive you! Certainly not a bitch.
I agreed. You are not so!
But you know, this is what ─
I am not generous. And not the salads.

Where did you study? In the States? Shut up?
Now you see, Wolf, that it is not ours.
We and Pushkin (a poet like that) think,
You don’t give up fucking.

Read more about WOW.
No more screens on the screen.
It is foolish not to show up again.
Revealed again! Well forgive me.

I forgot to add that Vaska, whose good grandmother clothed the room with sex lions, is a 14-year-old girl, very decent, excellent, a high school student...

I had to change the lamp at work. Like a regular house in the shape of pears, only big. by 500W. Or another room on the street. The sun is bright. And the lamp has no perfect shape (and why does it?And the light, passing through it on the ground near the shadow of the lamp, draws on the ground such a plasma sword. It is as if the two sides are divided. You turn the lamp - and the drawing also changes as a three-dimensional. He has already entered the image. The sword began to sound. and up. Monsters and alien assholes are flying apart. Big Boss asks me:
Dmitry, how old are you?
by Valery Petrovich? The 28...
And your son?
Two years...
You can give him a burnt lamp. And go and replace it until you break the ashes.

Do not disappoint! Everything that is not useful at the end of the world will be eaten in the New Year holidays!! to

How good when parents have a sense of humor. I study far from home, I contact my parents via Skype. We discuss with the Pope the work of Welbek and Begbeder. The conversation comes to an end.
I: What a highly intellectual conversation we had about French literature.
What else can I talk to you if you don’t have a grandmother?

xxx: Anivay and Congratulations. I thought you’d become a pirate: don’t fuck it for so long.)
I'll fuck you for those thoughts.
Tagged: fucking

Do you understand electronic books?
Well... what did you want?
Take black or white?

(Friend meets with a girl older than him, he is 24, he is 34; we discuss gifts on NG)

Masha ordered me an AC/DC album with some ancient album, I recorded, unfortunately I don’t remember. The record is vinyl. But no matter - does anyone have an ack on these fucking ones?
Filatov: Oh wow, is she a fan of pathetons?
July: and a set of needles on the Zinger sewing machine?
Are you starting again?
The Romance of Pythagoras? by Facepalm
Do you want a record with Verdinsky as a bonus? It is 😉
Filatov: on 14 February - DVD with the best films of Faith Cold
Filatov: on March 8 - the pager, along with the pager company, who else to serve?
Autograph of Faina Ranevskaya
Filatov: second anniversary - a set of slides from the 17th Party Congress,
Filatov: with comments Kirov
Romance is all? Has the joke ended?
Filatov: yes-s, the struggle
Pashka: release us, slaves of your sins =((
Now go to bed, she gives me silver. The Tea. All of you!
Filatov: Well... what... say, and you’re chewing hard food for her?
Go to Rome, Vitaly
Filatov:... we go away :-)

Maer Sebastian Heinrichovich: I dreamed yesterday as dogs talk to me in the language of drilling
Maer Sebastian Heinrichovich: neighbors on top of the stretch ceiling put
Maer Sebastian Heinrichovich: And I am just sleeping
Maer Sebastian Heinrichovich: and here he falls in a dream, and from there it is drdrdrdrdrdrdrdrdrdrdr

Comment on the news "Studying the brain of bees will help make robots smarter"
XHH: And members to be smarter doesn’t help?

The stitch of the girl on the wall burned a picture, there painted the clock and the signature:"the most terrible thing in life is not to have time".Comment of her friend (caused you to cry))):"draw";

Why can't I enter your system? Your password has been three gaps throughout your life.
Asterixos: Time goes by, passwords are becoming more complicated.
Asterixos: Enter four gaps.