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[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №76987
 05.02.2013
News on Tracker:
1st Scientists say video games are good for humans
2nd In St. Petersburg will open the first hospital in Russia for gamers

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №76986
 05.02.2013
Why does it have a registrator on the rear glass?
YYY: Mistana is driving in a hurry. And he was annoyed that he had all kinds of jeeps in the night with a distant light behind him, like'superstitions'. He put a six-foot flash speedlight on the rear glass and now he really likes to ride at night. And the registrar - "so, for yourself, purely rub" afterwards.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №76985
 05.02.2013
I am at home, waiting for the car. From the neighboring entrance comes a guy with a young Doberman. The bird sharply breaks from place, the owner flies after her on a roulette, almost without touching the ground. I hear him crawling past me, screaming at his cell phone:"Yes, I’m already out... I’m running out..."

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №76984
 05.02.2013
There was a dialogue with my colleague in the dining room.
I eat fish, and a colleague is rattling and whirling, saying:
K - Little where this fish was swimming, maybe there was a spray of drug addicts swimming and she was touching them.
I'm maybe the pig you ate, the farmer
K-Now will be softer

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №76983
 05.02.2013
Pavel Build: I deleted my VC account
Ramder is fucking. How will you listen to music now?

[ + 29 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №76982
 05.02.2013
Requirements to the Employee:

and.
and.
and.

Requirements (not technical)

Predisposition to autonomous work: enthusiasm (coding), experience in all the above technologies and algorithmic talent
The desire to write code as if testing it would be a flamboyant maniac.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №76981
 05.02.2013
On the first channel they know a lot in black humor. The release of the program "Let them talk" about frozen to death young children called "Morozko"...

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №76980
 05.02.2013
“Hochu Viirt... Let’s be you an Indian, and I your white prey.
I slowly remove your scalp.
XXX is a lot!!! to

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №76979
 05.02.2013
Asterixos: I defended very well today!!! to
Nickolas: From the hoops? 😉

[ + 4 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №76978
 05.02.2013
When my dog comes out on the street, sorry to fuck, only one thing is remembered: "Wide Russia mother, from the edge to the edge, I'll probably get upset, choosing a place."

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №76977
 05.02.2013
Somehow it is uncomfortable to sit in a chamber with a sick stomach ulcer and eat bread.

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №76976
 05.02.2013

XXX: I saw it yesterday. Bomjar pulled out a fairly decent coat from the washing, turned, turned and put back.
YYYYYYYYYYYY
zzz: not enough space in the inventory

[ + 31 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №76975
 05.02.2013
Cat 3 years. We live with him all this time. Yesterday I brought Chunya for 5 months. I decided to introduce them carefully. I brought the baby to the cat, the cat smelled it and really started to blew!!! This chunja is less than a cat once in four or even six! Such a small piece, and our cat is healthy, but kind. I cleaned the cat, so I thought a little. I decided to repeat the experiment - again brought the chunyu to the cottage - the same result! The cat turned out again!! to
Question: What is the matter? Does the cat really get rid of the dog?

[ + 30 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №76974
 05.02.2013
xxx: With the tag #culstory. In a familiar acquaintance, living on the mansion floor, at night the unknown rumbled and feasibly fell on the roof. And in the morning, after breaking out breakfast, a pudding rope rolled into the window on a rope.
Following this, the Tajiks called on the door with the words "Not Rujisa, Nasalnikye, Seshasa vs. Okinawa". The fact that the glass was customized and cost like the annual salary of all Tajiks on the roof is blurred with what was revealed later.
X: It turned out that they were equipped with brakes and sent to the roof to clean the ice, but it seemed long and, I quote, “ineffective.” So they decided, again I quote, the process was "realised", found a giraffe and began to mow the ice on it.
XHH: The idea they liked so much that they decided to drop the puddles too, but did not calculate the smallest. The curtain.

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №76973
 05.02.2013
xxx: our admin has nothing to do at all:
xxx: put yourself in the status that it is difficult to find, easy to lose and impossible to forget
xxx: fastened, twisting on his finger the keys from the server, clinged to the young economist with the words: "Hey, beautiful, let the wicked sovssam! How long do you go?"
xxx: eaten the floor of a pack of our candy and disappeared in an unknown direction
XXX: 32 years of a man.
YYY: XD
Q: Is he possibly smoked?
XXX: Fall down and find out
xxx: what administrators, that programmers - never burn: they always have red eyes and behave as if they are under something, even in normal condition)))))
The xxx:

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №76972
 05.02.2013
You bought a cat. Feeding him. I went out. He treated him when he was sick. The nails cut. The stomach is important. Played with him. I walked with him as much as I could.
And then in three years, you accidentally learn a couple from a psychology teacher some crazy theory that your cat is actually the master in the house.
xxx: unwittingly start to compare facts and understand that the teacher is right, fucking =(

[ + 25 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №76971
 05.02.2013
It’s a pity that I don’t have black friends. Even the title theme of "Jango" on the ringtone can not be put.
I can bet on my sister. As a child, she was my slave, but her parents released her.

[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №76970
 05.02.2013
Non-smoking girls are lovely!!! to
Smokers can shoot.

[ + 19 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №76969
 05.02.2013
Swty: First I wrote down my appetite on PMS, then on meat, and then it turned out that I was just eating >.<

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №76968
 05.02.2013
Just then, in a state of "easy disfocus" in the sense of nourishment, walked on the VDNH or VC, it's someone like.I accidentally looked up and immediately shuddered, almost sat down and almost stumbled - a statue on the pavilion of CESAL EYES. A moment later, I saw that the worker behind the statue was cleaning it off the snow with a brush. I think a couple of months of my life took it from me. Imagination is 😉

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