The dispute between Nikita Dzhigurda and Sergey Shnurov enriched the Russian language by another 215 words.

< Gothic >

Instructions for use of equipment
"Prohibited: to open the lid and make repairs when the turbine is on..."

What is a normal person going into a working turbine? O_O

< Yuri >

Tony Stark

Once worked with the task of drawing up the schedule of the work of the train brigades in the larka called the Moscow Metropolitan. So there were conditions such as Ivanov and Sidorov together in the cabin not to plant under any circumstances, and then there will be an administrative offence, and if not lucky, then criminal :-)

Bee: Everyone is welcome!
Hi, you are M or Z?
Look under the slate.

Surikata: for men, everything is simple and logical: a good girl must be corrupted, a bad one must be punished.

Comment from YouTube under the video "iPad "falled" from a height of 400 meters and it remained targeted":
avakov1: I dropped my i-pad from a height of 400 meters, but it was dropped before I landed

xxx: :) to all colleagues in turn comes a text message that the sp has entered the map ) all over the room with a pleasant bell falls bubble!

News in "Popular Mechanics"

The smartphone app searches on the map for everyone who has expressed the desire to act as a ATM and has the necessary amount. "Bankomat" receives a certain percentage of the transaction amount (Apple - too). It provides a system of ratings, allowing to determine the most reliable "two-legged ATMs"

The first comment:
The boys approve

The Metro. The escalator down. Someone throws coins on the ballast. They are fun calling. Tension vibrates in the space, people have removed their hands with a bracelet, go to the side.
And here from below is communicated by the finest, gentle girl voice, enhanced by echo:
“Look for the eggs to sound like this on all stages, the bell tower is heroic.
The coins sharply silenced. The escalator handplunged.

A girl can give birth to a child, and a soldier can do everything else.
He gave me a kilogram of antimatter.

XXX is broken. I broke the chair (
Tagged: looool
Is it time to go back to the diet? x )
Yyy: Sorry, Sorry, did not hold back
Dobi the Bad Elf

yyy: There are a lot of beautiful girls, single, smart and

I met a girl for 3 years. Now we are 21, and naturally all three years have no place to have sex. I always have one of my parents at home. And she has a 13-year-old sister, whose schedule of circles and classes hangs on the refrigerator. This is the only time the apartment is empty, and what we actually use.
That is, does it work? Are we a couple who have a timely schedule of sex for the whole week, and it hangs on the parent’s refrigerator?! to

On the second day we encounter on TV a foolish TV-shop, which has a different image with a different sound. Today it was just an epic! The picture is about the underwear somehow, and the sound at the time is broadcasting - "And here we have two busts".

The Ministry of Internal Affairs has detected corruption in the government of Dagestan. Corruption locked up in his office and threatened employees of the Ministry of Internal Affairs.

Sometimes it’s hard for me to stand up and not put a finger in the mouth of a roaring little son.

xxx>> Russian realities: a teacher of business and leadership came to us in the fierce snowfall on foot.

How frankly rage all these dwarfs, believing that they have a faint sense of humor.

"How does a lesbian couple look during a synchronous PMS?"

Answer: They cry in an embrace and regret each other, periodically interrupting for scandals, because one seemed that the other was regretting her not so intensely.

I work in IT.
I went to a friend in the department, and he has a colleague there, a girlfriend...

I walk through the passage and she so holds me by the hand: "Nikita!", says,
"Take it up as I have it hot there!"
And my hand is so tightly pulled!
I didn’t have time to resist, she pulled me to the flame of the notepad and said, looking in the eyes: “Do you feel like it’s hot? Do you feel it?"
I say something, say kind, really, not like everyone...
During this time, the entire department...

He said to write the application for cleaning, it was already hot there.