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[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №77007
 06.02.2013
The dispute between Nikita Dzhigurda and Sergey Shnurov enriched the Russian language by another 215 words.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №77006
 06.02.2013
< Gothic >

Instructions for use of equipment
"Prohibited: to open the lid and make repairs when the turbine is on..."

What is a normal person going into a working turbine? O_O

< Yuri >

Tony Stark

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №77005
 06.02.2013
Once worked with the task of drawing up the schedule of the work of the train brigades in the larka called the Moscow Metropolitan. So there were conditions such as Ivanov and Sidorov together in the cabin not to plant under any circumstances, and then there will be an administrative offence, and if not lucky, then criminal :-)

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №77004
 06.02.2013
Bee: Everyone is welcome!
Hi, you are M or Z?
Look under the slate.

[ + 30 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №77003
 06.02.2013
Surikata: for men, everything is simple and logical: a good girl must be corrupted, a bad one must be punished.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №77002
 06.02.2013
Comment from YouTube under the video "iPad "falled" from a height of 400 meters and it remained targeted":
avakov1: I dropped my i-pad from a height of 400 meters, but it was dropped before I landed

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №77001
 06.02.2013
xxx: :) to all colleagues in turn comes a text message that the sp has entered the map ) all over the room with a pleasant bell falls bubble!

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №77000
 06.02.2013
News in "Popular Mechanics"

The smartphone app searches on the map for everyone who has expressed the desire to act as a ATM and has the necessary amount. "Bankomat" receives a certain percentage of the transaction amount (Apple - too). It provides a system of ratings, allowing to determine the most reliable "two-legged ATMs"

The first comment:
The boys approve

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №76999
 06.02.2013
The Metro. The escalator down. Someone throws coins on the ballast. They are fun calling. Tension vibrates in the space, people have removed their hands with a bracelet, go to the side.
And here from below is communicated by the finest, gentle girl voice, enhanced by echo:
“Look for the eggs to sound like this on all stages, the bell tower is heroic.
The coins sharply silenced. The escalator handplunged.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №76998
 06.02.2013
A girl can give birth to a child, and a soldier can do everything else.
He gave me a kilogram of antimatter.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №76997
 06.02.2013
XXX is broken. I broke the chair (
Tagged: looool
Is it time to go back to the diet? x )
Yyy: Sorry, Sorry, did not hold back
Dobi the Bad Elf

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №76996
 06.02.2013
yyy: There are a lot of beautiful girls, single, smart and

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №76995
 06.02.2013
I met a girl for 3 years. Now we are 21, and naturally all three years have no place to have sex. I always have one of my parents at home. And she has a 13-year-old sister, whose schedule of circles and classes hangs on the refrigerator. This is the only time the apartment is empty, and what we actually use.
That is, does it work? Are we a couple who have a timely schedule of sex for the whole week, and it hangs on the parent’s refrigerator?! to

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №76994
 05.02.2013
On the second day we encounter on TV a foolish TV-shop, which has a different image with a different sound. Today it was just an epic! The picture is about the underwear somehow, and the sound at the time is broadcasting - "And here we have two busts".

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №76993
 05.02.2013
The Ministry of Internal Affairs has detected corruption in the government of Dagestan. Corruption locked up in his office and threatened employees of the Ministry of Internal Affairs.

[ + 30 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №76992
 05.02.2013
Sometimes it’s hard for me to stand up and not put a finger in the mouth of a roaring little son.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №76991
 05.02.2013
xxx>> Russian realities: a teacher of business and leadership came to us in the fierce snowfall on foot.

[ + 20 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №76990
 05.02.2013
How frankly rage all these dwarfs, believing that they have a faint sense of humor.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №76989
 05.02.2013
"How does a lesbian couple look during a synchronous PMS?"

Answer: They cry in an embrace and regret each other, periodically interrupting for scandals, because one seemed that the other was regretting her not so intensely.

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №76988
 05.02.2013
I work in IT.
I went to a friend in the department, and he has a colleague there, a girlfriend...

I walk through the passage and she so holds me by the hand: "Nikita!", says,
"Take it up as I have it hot there!"
And my hand is so tightly pulled!
I didn’t have time to resist, she pulled me to the flame of the notepad and said, looking in the eyes: “Do you feel like it’s hot? Do you feel it?"
I say something, say kind, really, not like everyone...
During this time, the entire department...

He said to write the application for cleaning, it was already hot there.

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