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[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №74987
 28.12.2012
Answers from Google:
Why did Breivik put the computer and the internet in prison?
Yyy: It is not human to completely isolate a person from society, because through the Internet this wonderful person can help young people to change their worldview and great results in life.
I believe that the laws in Norway are very progressive and that killing Muslims should not be equated with killing people.
Zzz: Killing Muslims should not be equated to killing people.

Well said.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №74986
 28.12.2012
FoXTi: A friend met with a girlfriend last year.
FoXTi: I guessed that nothing would break him.
FoXTi: And what do you think? Nothing broke him.
FoXTi: Next year it will be guessed that he will have it all right...

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №74985
 28.12.2012
Comments on the torrent on Chuck Palanick - Snuff. Audio book in English.
Mx_lable: I want to learn English.
Ray1234: And no one has shoes? = = (
Tagged with: Sabbath? For an audiobook? You are stubborn!

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №74984
 28.12.2012
From the Student Psychology Forum:
To what does not lead to psychofak) you begin to get sick of everything you need to treat!

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №74983
 28.12.2012
xxx: lj,hsq ltym/
Put the point switcher!! to
Ohhhhh no no. Religion does not allow.
What does religion have to do with it?
He doesn’t let me write the word "Ktolhu".

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №74982
 28.12.2012
I have a cat like Russian from an anecdote. I come home - the tree rolls, half the toys are scattered throughout the apartment. I cannot find the others.

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №74981
 28.12.2012
XXX – Let’s meet you!
Starakanami: - No annoyance, I am looking for an older man.
XXX is not age. Only the level of development matters.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №74980
 28.12.2012
Excerpts from Explanatory:
08.08.2012 parish at 8-01 was late due to the fact that there was no hot water to wash and had to boil the water, which took more time than expected. Since the body did not rebuild in the absence of hot water, the situation repeated several times.
03.09.2012 parish at 08-19 delay due to the driver of the bus. When I realized that I was late to work because of traffic jams, I was decided to get out of the bus halfway and walk. Since the driver of the bus was in the 2nd row he refused to open the door so I went out referring to the violation of the PDD if he did in a way that entails a fine.
On September 6, 2012, the parish at 08-12 was late due to the fact that it misestimated the distance from home to work and its physical capabilities. I went on foot not to get into a similar situation since 03.09.2012.
On September 14, 2012, at 10-13 a.m., the parish rallied herself all morning for sleeping and not hearing the alarm! Since I live alone (mother went for treatment) to wake up no one.
18.09.2012 parish at 08-06 late since the guys stopped and asked to smoke, assessing the number and physical data of these guys I decided to give a cigarette and answer a few questions. I think I made the right decision.
20.09.2012 parish at 08-12 late due to lack of money on the eve of wages. Since cooking is not my cocktail, I ate a fast cooking snack because of which my stomach got sick.

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №74979
 28.12.2012
There are taxi drivers at work. All originates from the mountain republics of the CIS, aged approximately 40-45 years. Normal and fun. They compete a bit with each other.

I was driving with one today. His name is Salman. He tells me: "I went out at night a week ago. I see Timor’s car standing. Let me think sublime. He wrote on the paper: "Church, I will find you anyway!!!". He put him under the yard. Timor does not come to taxi for a week stop, and is staying at home".


[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №74978
 28.12.2012
Discussion on the topic: "Do people get stupid from the internet"

xxx: I disagree about the internet, people get stupid because they are stupid at first, or their parents are stupid, or their surroundings are stupid.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №74977
 28.12.2012
Near the cinema:
Who wants which movie?
I am for Looper... fucking...

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №74976
 28.12.2012
Feldscher-Kun: Yesterday a corporate incident happened.
I feel like a steamer now.
All day on activated coal.

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №74975
 28.12.2012
Q: Do you know that it’s time to move and live alone? In your years, Kurt Cobain had already shot himself!
Yyy: Unlike Kurt, I have my head on my shoulders.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №74974
 28.12.2012
Viktor: It should not be as flat as my ass, but convoluted and voluminous
Viktor: as the thorns of the tits
Designer: I understand it!
You know how to make analogues.)
Designer: Speaking the Truth
Viktor: Meaning of the truth?
Designer: Well, Tanjuhu you wrote with a small letter, and your breasts with a large letter.

[ + 23 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №74973
 28.12.2012
XXX: Where did he go?
YYY: Yekaterinburg-asbestos-Yekaterinburg-novosibirsk-vgno-novokuznetsk-vgno-office-vgno

[ + 27 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №74972
 28.12.2012
The spectator:
We are not entitled to answer any questions! ?
I’ll tell you right away, we don’t answer all of the questions.)
We answer questions that need answers! ?
What are the questions that don’t need answers? Interesting movie you have in the cinema world!
So why create a question section? To leave them unanswered?

The Administration:
Dear man, if you knew how much shit is going on with us! Today, for example, removed the question: "I watched Avatar in 3D and I had acne on the opera, what to do?"
Do you really think we should answer them?

[ + 119 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №74971
 28.12.2012
Dear Father Christmas! I do not ask you for anything special, but let the person who is reading this message now be happy in the New Year! ^ ^ ^

DELTINKA

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №74970
 28.12.2012
Dad today: you go to theaters, but your education is not at all.

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №74969
 28.12.2012
Explanation in Gaia:

I, Maximenko P. I claim that I whispered the lightning without warning about the post of the DPS, but creating the New Year's mood.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №74968
 28.12.2012
Julia: How about this? The Beautiful!
No, this is a banana.
by Julia?! to
There are girls, and there are boys, bananas, and even bananas.
What is a bad banana? Coffee cooking, sitting on the window, taking to London
Lorraine: No, that’s what he’ll do, he’ll be waiting for him to be taken to London, sitting on the window and drinking hot chocolate.
by Julia Agah. Dear, do not bother yourself! Now I’ll drink latte and dream of London instead of you!
Lorraine: Here is thanks! I will finally be able to repair the crane, cut the wood and change the oil in the engine.

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