The dialogue of two tomatoes.

1 of Omsk. Very close. It is good.
A distance of only one letter
1: Unfortunately, the size of this letter is 899 km))

Now on TV I saw a advertisement where a cow is blowing the pavement. And then it came to me, in Voronezh the same lived such a cow... judging by the condition of roads and pavements.

Sadly, when the most popular heroes in the country are heroes of criminal cases.

A resident of Tel Aviv <...> parked the car on the parking lot about 12 a.m., <...> entered the apartment, and at 10 a.m. the car was not in place. <...> A new label appeared on the parking lot <...>: "the place is reserved for disabled persons."In an attempt to find out how this happened, she called the reference service of the municipality. The employee stated that <...> most likely, she violated the parking rules, and now is trying to "turn out."The car was found on the city parking lot, where it was evacuated. The author of the blog also found that she was fined 1,000 shekels for violating the parking rules, and also had to pay another 300 shekels for "evacuation services".The woman, deciding to seek the cancellation of the fine, found that the parking lot was "watched" by one of the surveillance cameras installed at her house. After looking at the recording, she saw the employees of the municipality changing the label. According to her, it took them less than five minutes to apply a new mark. Two hours later, an evacuator arrived after her car.... From the municipality of Tel Aviv <...> it was that "an unacceptable mistake occurred, and the owner of the car apologized and the fine was canceled." <...>

The secret of longevity is simple. But the secret is a secret.

XX: How is a therapist different from any other person? Apart from being ready to talk.
YYY: What makes a gynecologist different from any other person who is also willing to see?

Ajbka: Are you distracted from sex on phone calls?
Nersik: I usually don’t interrupt when I answer a call.
Beware of these questions! People have not been here for years, and you are with your phone calls :mad:

I will leave you back to myself. There are shows there.

I am sitting on an English lesson in Thailand. John is a teacher from the United States. There were four Iranians in the group. On the Internet they write that
The United States is going to bomb Iran. What should I do if the U.S. started bombing Iran right during the lesson and the Iranians took John hostage? If I am
I will not do anything or intervene for John, if it is considered
Is Russia helping Iran or the United States? and :-)
Russian officer in the reserve of Vladislav.

Lorraine: Today, a glamorous woman said she didn’t like me. Hearing in response that I am not an iPhone to like any puberty piracy processed by marketers and self-affirming at the expense of brands, I was offended. Her young man (he, by the way, is trying to stick to me when the miracle is not there, hello, Ilya) rushed to protect his lady of honor, and I am kind! I promised to publicly apologize. So here!
Lera, forgive me, please, it was low on my part to point out one of your many shortcomings. I am ready for much, only to continue our communication, because your vocabulary, consisting of a hundred jargons, lusts my soul and excites my mind.

I think the equivalent of Bezrukov in the United States is Nicholas Cage. He is also everywhere...)

A girl, a girl, and if not a secret, how old are you?
A: From one year to three.

As for the purchase price of milk... I live in Vologda, the homeland of milk and oil. Product output from the factory 1 liter - 1 (!!!) Ruble, in the store litre package 17-20 rubles. Today is Tarot.

My shower is a sinusoid temperature generator.

I’m already beginning to miss the warm lamp light.

She gave up!
Mother: So what?
Daughter: I was wrapped in sparkles like a shahid. I thought it would undermine the entire education system.

My father thinks I’m shit, but...
YYY: Boy, the pool of the court thinks like your father!

xxx: yyy, what do you think of circumcision as a solution to the problem of rapidity?
yyy: to solve the speed problem usually use the improvement of the cooling system, rather than the circumcision of the trunk
XXX: In the sense of condoms with cold?
What kind of condoms?
Are you asking about the gunfire?

>I was explained here a few days ago why an Irish Buddhist is nonsense:).
>It turns out, in the Greek word "back" sounds like "om":))). Next I quote: "Well and >Imagine a crowd of guys in yellow coats who sit and in the most serious way?>all days pulling: "Zzhjoooo-paaa..."

I imagine what Irish physics students teach the laws of Joppa.

If you do not bite in the saliva, then you will never know what the former is doing;)