- What culture can we talk about if we have a refresher in the toilet?
Why is he fooled? What did he do to them...? Or are you in another sense?

Please forgive me 8 (
XXX: I will try not to forget anything.
YYY: And untimely to die in the colour of years from overcrowding cash.

The neighbors burned yesterday.
In the elevator, my neighbor and I.
Baby, what did you do?
Well, yes...
First a cat, now a child.
The elevator door opens and goes out.

From the news:
The SCR concluded that the resident of St. Petersburg Kochnev inflicted on himself five strikes with a knife (in the area of the heart), being under the action of narcotic substances.
...expertise confirmed that all five injuries Cochnev could have caused himself...
(And the Daguestans have nothing to do with it.)

This uncomfortable moment when old jokes become news.

Announcement on site:
Where to hire a clown?
In Administration

Archie: Just warn the girl that before I work, it’s okay to get there.
and she knows)
Archie: Okay) and the office fuck you find, let it call or remember by the mouth:
The building on the left side of the road, the right staircase-the second floor-the unsigned bell on the right-will open up a huge frightened botan / a huge ragged bubble / a huge and reluctant wart- ask me.

Are you a man or who?
I am who.
HH: In other words, who is he?
Zzzz: Yeah, who is he?

Now politicians only trust their old childhood photographs.

Strips on the route

A girl enters the road and there are no free seats. She stands up on the front seat, gets the money, pushing her whole body forward and bending, putting it in the driver’s hand. At the same time, the mini jersey rises, showing all present her naked ass in strings.
The reaction of the passengers is different - the men look with interest, one grandmother turns around, pronouncing - "T-fu". 
Everyone is surprised by the guy - he, who has already paid for the trip, gets the money out of his pocket again and says, "Girl, please pass over again."

I’m an adult man and I need this radio-controlled helicopter!

I understood how Linux is different from the screw, you can beat your head on the keyboard and you will not open dozens of programs that you see for the first time in your life.

Only three headlines.
1st Fountain "Friendship of Peoples" accused of drug propaganda
Yekaterinburg politician held a meeting with the mayor
Police distribute a “photobot” of a marijuana-eaten mouse

My HTC Sensation (I don’t know how it is with other phones, frankly) when it tells me about low charging levels, additionally turns on a red LED that burns constantly. The suicide?

by GREEM:
I just got back with a harvest from this "child club". They made eight-legged there from the shell of walnuts, plasticine and bushin for the eyes. When he saw the result, the hawr joyfully proclaimed to the whole room: "Kulhu!"
I’m starting to understand how it feels to be proud of a child.)

Two parallel streets. One is called intelligence.
The second is intelligence. After a while, it becomes Ul. The Green.
Yyy: The second intelligence was under cover

The game WOT, the beginning of the battle. One of the players with the nick "fuck you spilberg". He is asked in the chat: "What, do you not like Spielberg?" Answer: "No, just in all the games I have a nick "spilberg", and here he was busy...

I: Yes and generally, after I installed Linux, there was no sex for 1.5 years
Max: I warned you that Linux is monogamous.

In order to make our sysadmin spit (spit or come) to the user, the latter must at least pull out the patchcard and put the system...

is logical. The rest of the problems normal sisadmin is able to solve remotely.

I am sitting in the bank.
Calls an economist and a hurricane that can't make the table wider, I've tried everything, say, I can't, help!!! to
I go from one office to another. I quietly approached her car.
It looks like, you see, it doesn’t work, but without saying a word, it moves the table and... voila! It all succeeded. I didn’t get my hand out of my pockets.
And I quietly spoke, thank you for coming.

The news:
Thanks to the activity of Internet users on the maps of the DPRK, concentration camps for political prisoners have been detected. Detailed information about prisons disguised as cities and villages was made public on the Internet.

The commentary:
On the map of Washington, a terrorist camp disguised as the White House was discovered.