I work in optics. Over the years of his medical practice, he saw and heard different things, and thought that no one would be able to confuse from the first question. But the writer, as they say, went unnoticed.
Ordinary working day. There are not many customers, but enough to maintain the rhythm. When the crowd is small, the grandmother comes in. A long look at the vitrines, and then the question of the century follows: "Do you have cat food?" My face naturally stretches out: O_o "No". The control question in the head immediately followed: "And why? You are an optimist!"
Yes, and really, what we are after such an optic if we don’t have cat food

The train Lviv-Herson
Two girls are playing on the phone. Become a millionaire.
How many wolves are called. They had to choose between herd and herd. 20 have disputed. Then we chose the herd.

A short joke

>sudo game.exe

I am a teacher of English. I am being translated by two classmates today.

It belongs to Alexander the Great.

Student 1: Who Belonged to Alexander Grey
Student 2: Oh, he had a daughter.

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The Designer:
Where do deleted files get from the storage?
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In Paradise

[18:48:30] Elena: f?ghjcnbnt
[18:49:52] Elena: a, sorry
Elena: That is what I thought.
Anthony: I always knew you were thinking that way.

I remember in 2010 worked at one factory in the city of N, where this crash occurred.

The director of the factory took me with me to a presentation of the ERP (Enterprise Resource Planning) system of the enterprise level as a person, though a little familiar with computers. Everything went well, there was a projector and funny slides in front of us. At the most responsible moment of the price announcement, I was asked to leave.

Exactly 12 minutes later, the director runs out with a stinking face and says, “Let’s go for a million and a half dollars.” But this is not the end.

A few days later, the director shared the idea that no one would allow himself to fuck and he already has a plan: he will call a familiar programmer from Moscow and he will write him a full ERP at the factory level, 700 employees, 3 workshops and 4 warehouses + accounting + finance + analysts + cuts differently for....

And he said to me, “And you will help him"!!!! to
I retired from the factory within a week.

XXX: My daughter is right. I watched old photos of my grandmother and grandfather on the backdrop of the carpet. She is astonished: "Look, this is our poool"

Paulie: yesterday bought a mobile phone from a borr on the market, under the battery found a splash, I sit here, I think... a literate marketing borr or a bonus from the previous owner?

What is "Parsek"?
He went out and disappeared for three and a half years.

Boris: I’m going to be the most equipped person in the studio.
Create an underground laboratory.
Create something genius, a Nobel Prize will be given.
Boris: You know
Boris: Nobel Prize for Scientists
Boris: If I do something brilliant, I will be given a deadline

My wife calls for lunch:
Will you fix the computer at night when you come back?
I: What happened to him?
J.: - I was sent a message to Skype that the computer was hacked and this is a virus, then the link to the photo...
I: And you opened up and seized the virus?
No, but I’ll open it now.

A friend of mine and a friend of mine went to the concert of Arbenina. At some point they realized that they were surrounded exclusively by aunts and exclusively by couples. Later, they realized that they were both a couple.

XXX I got sick with the flu
Is it not a pig?
XXX - We are in Tatarstan, Halal

If you are late home and have not performed your wife's task of buying products, then don't waste time - just find a middle-aged woman or an elderly woman in the supermarket, wait until she leaves her full cart unattended - take her and go to the box office. There will be only reasonably selected products with an ideal price-quality ratio.
YYY: I usually order everything in the innet. Do you want to intercept the session?

I went to bed at 3 p.m. and woke up at 5 p.m. ?
222: Did you not have to smooth your body before leaving?
111: no, I cracked the cocktail before leaving it strained itself)))

XXX: bought for the new year a piece of low-salted coat in a shopping center. Half of the meal was eaten - at night, the door of the refrigerator was opened and the whole piece glowed in a phosphorous color. What is it on the coast of Japan... has anyone encountered it? Reply to!!! to
YYY: Gamma radiation is not visible to the eye... don’t worry, it’s not radiation.

The United States will allocate $50 billion to Sandy victims

Russia demands material aid from victims in Crimea

Who is it that learns about democracy???

The issue of associations.
A few years ago, my friends bought a new car. One day, they had a shutdown. It had to be repaired, but I did not want to, because the car was impressively ripped. All the flat puppets on the pelvis stopped at the lights and asked "how did you get such a clear sound?" A friend had to be very silent and smiling, hiding the true cause.
We went to the village with relatives. Upon returning to the city, the extinguisher was repaired the next morning, immediately.
The secret is the following. As they walked around the village, they were jumped out of every house to meet them. At first, the friends were surprised and could not understand. And then the good grandfather explained to them that with such a sound they were driving the "gentleman" - the most disgusting, stinking and robbed tractor, which pumps the shit out of the septic. People are always looking forward to him with joy.

Enot: I told you that sometimes I’m called Ilyushka because of my name?
Zero: Well, and what then?
This is not the worst! It was just a phallus! I hurt: the nose is placed, the throat hurts - the voice is hellish. I call the adult clinic to see if my card came from the child’s clinic. I say the name, year of birth, month... The headline: “Taak, something is not you... Now I will look at the girls. Are you a girl?