Worse than female bodybuilding is only male art gymnastics.

Coincidentally I listened to a conversation between two girls discussing the dignity of their young men:
What about your big?
I don’t know, but how big is it?
Here is my two fingers!
The second thought for a long time and said: - Then my big. Two fingers and a...

Serwak fell, the actions of admin:
1)Admin-choleric - fucking fisted on the server shob that got up
2)Admin-Sangvinik - rushes over everyone who runs away from the fact that the serwak has fallen
3)Admin-flegmatic - is quietly going to fix, although he is cheerful
4)Admin-melancholic - crying and lamenting, dreaming of dismissal from work

In the electric car came a strenuous, dirty, stinking, but young Gypsies. For mercy, it is understandable. A woman sitting next to him stood in his pocket, for a long time. The Gypsy patiently, with her outstretched hand, shakes, and does not depart from us. The woman, finally, pulled out of her pocket a towel and tastefully, looking into the eyes of the Gypsies, shuddered :-) the trollface, probably, should look like this.

Discussion at the forum of the post on the fight against hamstring:
Dr.Provocateur: I know a girl who was once stabbed in a vegetable tent.
During the whole summer, twice a day passing by, she stopped and
informed buyers that the vegetables here are bad, thin and wormy
This is the author, a misguided character, and you, the author,
The average tolerance.
Silver: They told me a story.
Primordial town, toilet on the beach. The sorting itself is free, but a piece of toilet paper can be bought for five rubles from the grandmother sitting at the entrance (I have the feeling that she was going to trade there at all). The pieces she breaks off microscopic, and one aunt of large sizes cautiously asks to wrap out more, because I will not be enough, which receives a rejection and echoing note about the fat ass, which the roll has not struck from the deceased old entrepreneur.
Since then, my aunt has been standing every day with this sort of roll and giving everyone a paper for FREE. Something about a week or two, telling the grandmother that she is at the resort until the end of the summer and she is absolutely not in a position to engage in charity. The grandmother, unable to withstand, stopped trading papers, and after that the aunt disappeared - apparently returned to rest =)

Today there was a quarrel between my sister and my mother. The reason was the removal of my sister’s VK page. After such manipulations, the mother could no longer control the private life of her daughter and in orderly order insisted on restoring the page.

Every time you look through a joke with the signature: "This country is invincible", the phrase is measured: "This is the country of megabytes"...

I dreamed of something stupid.
Tell me, tell me, I have a dream.
XXX: See what it means to squeeze drinks in a condom?

@Weiskleinewolf: The first channel is burning! - At the end of the last block of News, about the panic about the end of the world, the host said goodbye - "I hope, until tomorrow".

A child of uncertain sex with a doll in his hands plays - runs on how much and high the border. The drunk man looked at him long and carefully and said:
If you are a girl, you are a very brave girl. If you are a boy, throw out a doll.

X: Now when drawing up the reference book found the company "Old Rom and Quiet Misha". XD is
Y: Ah, when Roma ceases to be diligent, Misha ceases to be calm.)

Today my son (7 years old) wrote a letter to Santa Claus: "Give Santa Claus." I want you to give me a new year plan. But if you’re telling me I didn’t deserve it, give it to your dad!

The children of the haishnikovs, when playing machines in the sandbox, are always sober, they have a state meter in order, the inspection is not delayed.

X: Dear, do you love me?
Y : Yes!
X: Will you do anything for me?
Y : Yes!
X: And even in the pop?
Y : Yes!
X is 😉
Y: Dear, do you love me?
X is yes!
Y: Will you do anything for me?
X is yes!
Y: Well then don’t ask about the pop anymore.
X = (

On the weekend, Brother (B) and Dad (P) argued early in the morning, I just woke up:
Q: Don’t push these pimples! Find your grandmother!
B: I have tried it! It does not help!! to
Q: What have you tried?
B: Should I show you the pictures?! to
Q: Did you still take pictures?
B: I was still filming!! to
Q: So not one, but a lot! Everything will pass immediately!
B: And there will be many other interesting diseases.

X: We approached the car with my dad, he clicks and clicks – it doesn’t open, the key too, thought the battery sat down, stood and thought what to do. At work I realized that I won’t get... The type suits who says: Maybe it’s not your car? We look and really a little different color, pen, salon, discs... I fell:):) 5 years on it and I did not know
Z: :)))) and the car was that type?)))
X: No, he just sees another stand blinking :)

@almaximal: #Girls, don’t compete with #tarcans in the head #girls. The cockroaches will still win: they are always with her, and sometimes you are absent.

His son burned:
In school, I argued with Misha and Misha about the end of the world. If there is no end of the world, I will give them scraps; if there is, they will give me.
I thought about it and added:
"If you can"
:D

I tell you about eternity, and you tell me about her and ficus.

A friend wrote to me (working as a simple security guard in a jewelry store)... set up a chair to the window with gold, I wait for the end of the world. My descendants will dig me out of a pile of ashes, and everyone will think that I am the king in the tomb.