Nietzscheaner: Trolling friends on the Internet is like coming in for a visit and chanting at the corner of a carpet during a friendly conversation.

XXX: Did you see it? Melhar: When creating new characters in MMO, we often encounter the fact that the desired name is already occupied, and another is usually hard to come up with... I found the solution! The Ikea catalogue. The Godmoron! and ectorp! and Isaiah! and Molger! The Torah! The Aspen! The Warehouse!
NN: Oh, the MMO worlds have just been filled with new beds, taburets and tea shops.

XHH: Roma, what happened to the last dildo?
Theme: by Buddha
XHHH: Figase of the imprisonment...
Yes, it was Epic Fail. You called him right.

Before sending the young man to the store, she asked to buy grapefruit and gave advice on how to distinguish bad from good... Bringed oranges... the next time it was worth starting to explain from a distance..

Romance... I remember, I’m in the bus, I’ve laid off the fresh-washed hair, invited the beard and here she enters the salon, red-washed and looks straight into my eyes. And I look at her, with such a challenge, and she doesn’t look away. This is my day! But already my stop, I go to the exit, she digs into the bag, quickly writes on the paper the phone number and stretches me. I fly home, I wait for an hour, to be sure, I am well expelled, so that I don't fall, I carefully pick the desired number... Hairdresser :(

I work as a programmer. A week replaced admin - now I suffer from a mania of greatness

It was recently:
There is a crowd on the street "children of the mountains", something there discusses on its own. Behind them goes a 20-year-old boy with a thin hose for a crane, tall and in a barrel.The hills show him a skinhead shell and a barrel. The guy stumbled for a second and burned out angrily, pointing to the goat:" sanitary, fucking, and you're going to fuck up - I'll calculate where you live and close the water to the herams!" and quickly went on, until the mountaineers hesitated :D

Men are so worried about the size of the whore that they have to go to war for it.
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XXX: All by Guest
yyy:"Advertised by" ;)
Zzz: no one will believe here without a prupic
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zzz: drizzle, don't forget to set up the ambulance
YYY: If you apply the line, the calculation will not be accurate. Better to do so, take a thread / rope, and measure from the base to the head, then apply to the line :)
ZZZ is wrong? It’s also wrong – you’ll have to count the derivative.
yyy: The relationship of the increase of function to the increase of argument?
Zzzz: Well if you have a flat...
YYY: Is that about it?
zzz: Member to three-dimensional - need a derivative from the function of three arguments
xxx:thank you for the hide - "how to measure the penis", very late, idiots

From the archaeologists on the point of reference of military conflicts:

"It seems to me that you have some special understanding of the term "world war". But the fact that you intended to build a political map of the upper paleolithic, I remember.

XXX: Ghbdtn
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I am an adult and successful in all respects, I am over 40, I can afford any gastronomic caprices, but I always have a couple of packages.
Alcoholic acid and energy in one bottle.
It helps a lot with the strawberries.
I have solved this mystery: when I eat this slice, the body apparently thinks that I am young and young again and mobilizes the internal reserves, because to roll and breathe from a hammer is too luxurious time for a student.

he-he
Citizen of Turkey without permission tried to take out of Ukraine Tula samovar

five in the morning. The provider cut off my YouTube, contact and several other sites with videos. He does not take the phone. to care. I go to sleep.

boot_from_cd: Why in the fourth Pirates of the Caribbean nobody had a clue to push a rhinestone with a shrunked onion?
Seg400: Per there were genuine tears needed?
boot_from_cd: Are you lying?! to

In another attack of sexual hunting, the cat stumbled onto a bag of documents. After an emotional conversation with the cat, we talk to our wife in the kitchen.

Maybe she didn’t like something? Maybe the food didn’t like or the filler in the toilet?
M: Next time I’ll take this mocking rod, I swear! You hear, fur rat, I’m squeezing on your rough rod.
It’s not about you, it’s about your things.
M is great! I will take that shirt!

I felt like a dinosaur when I gave a five-year-old girl a look at her Nokia E51 and she returned it to me with the words "You've broken the screen." It is not hard"

In a crowded bus. (C) The conductor asks to transfer for the journey. (T) ethka requires that they approach and personally enrich them.
T: You should have come and beat me!
K: I didn’t want to push. It had to be transferred for travel.
T: This is what you need to come and fly. It is your duty.
K: Well, you think so...
T: I do not think!

I remember one time I came to work from a hammer,"slightly"delayed.The head(s) pleased, at the start:
Why are you late?! to
With a guilty smile:
Guten Morgen, Maria Vadimovna
N is:
Do you really think that the characteristics of your body are a respectable reason for being late?
I am :
and??? to
N is:
Once again you’re late, I’ll break it...your ugly organ!O_O

In connection with the disconnection in the city of cable TV dialogue on the forum:
xxx: Get back to my wife "the kitchen tv" and "the house tv"!!! I need nothing more from you.
Would you break?
Zzz: As soon as the TV was taken from her wife, she demanded sex.

Sasha came to visit us. She picked out the largest potato with the largest eye, put it in the center of the table, and underneath it a note: "This is Fedor. Fedor cannot be eaten. It is growing."
While everyone was in school, my father and grandfather came for some of their papers. And here I go home, I see Fedor, under him a note, and on the note with the grandfather's hand is written: "But if Fedor is not fed - the hero will grow Fedor."