Gordon Freeman: I use the login to the terminal: Administrator - I see - the receiver
Gordon Freeman: I switch the layout I pick up: Flvbybcnhfnjh (Administrator) - I see - again the recipient
Gordon Freeman: I thought a lot.

I have a IQ of 120!
Yyy: You can see that the glasses for charisma and bodybuilding did not leave.

XXX: What is Imho?
This is the God of programmers.
Same as
They are like a rookie.
So they are brothers.
XH: I understand

About the goose that pumped the wheel....."And the girl all applauded STOYA!!and "

A girl can be applauded only for the fact that she pulls bags, the car has her own. I just don’t understand why she needs a husband with a bottle of beer.

Let’s compete who is more lazy?
Q: Why don’t you answer?
You have won...

...Yes, I’ve seen a lot of superbrain translations, but from Dr. House’s mouth the phrase, “Anka, in the tachanka!” sounded strange at least.

From the discussions to the filmization of the book"50 shades of grey":

Do you believe in Summers? ? I think a lot of people will watch the movie just because of the fact that they’d “punish” Kristin Stewart if she agreed)))
Do you think that as long as she is punished, her expression will change?

Commentary on the Audiobook:
Ronin123: Where are the screenshots?

The forbidden fruit is not rotten.

The girl with...

Usually I don't look at people for no reason, and then something locked me and I got on it. There was nothing like that in her. The most ordinary woman, whether accompanying, or meeting someone at the station, or coming from somewhere. Fuck something! My eyes were like drawing a square around her face and started to take a fierce picture.

Surprisingly, the cockroaches in her head also built a digital camera and began to study me closely. My cockroaches turned out to be more sophisticated: they already mentally divided her, removed the dimensions and took on guessing the content of her bag. The bag really caught the attention. She was too small to assume that a woman was going somewhere, but at the same time too big for an ordinary cosmetic. I pretended that you could put about five kilos of potatoes in that bag, and there would also be room for the laptop. This is no longer a bag, but an entire bag.

All that time the woman did not take her eyes off of me. Was it the same love at first sight? God, what am I doing? This is what happens, and I look at the bag! I stood on her face again and even tried to smile. It was probably like Jim Carrey, but I deserved a smile.

And here she touched me. I only had to take five steps, but those five steps seemed like an eternity. Suddenly there was a feeling as if it was about to prove that we have known her for a long time, that all these dwarfs are just an attempt to remember each other. Compared to me, the woman said:

I am from the cut baton!

The UPS! I barely swallowed my tongue. I could only speak:

What or what?

I am from the cut baton! The woman repeated with an exhilarating tone and dissolved in the crowd.

“Thank you,” I said, “I probably felt a complex of guilt for the inhabitants of Mars.

Just think, she’s from a cutting bottle! Here is Jeanne Aguzarov in general from Alpha Centauri, but she doesn’t scream about it at every corner! I’m here, I can say, I’ve mentally drowned her, and she’s out of a cutting bottle!

This story would have been forgotten forever if it had not been my love for sausages. I made a sandwich to tea and got a sliced baton, and there...

Usually I don't look at the packaging of trunks for no reason, and then something locked me back: from the colorful cover of the bakery she looked at me - the girl with the cut trunks.

Record in the school diary: "Your child is swallowing the end of words."
The answer of the parents: “I know, I am rude.”

They get married to fools, and then wonder how the half kingdoms fuck.

XXX is Hi! by Ho. Go to the bathroom?
Where are the buildings, when?
XXX today at 21:00
YYY: How much to take?
xxx: take three and cute))))
Yyy: I am about days))) but the idea is not bad

X: How do I get involved with music?
YYY: It is very simple. You need to have a bad association with music. Try eating fucking when you turn on the music. When you turn off, drink orange juice.
Yyy: elementary shit in general
Yes, if you don’t like shit.
xxx: )))))))))))))))
Go on the fuck ?

What if I contact you?
xxx: I can’t do it.
YYY: Is that why?
Because you’re not a shirt and I’m not a sweater.

Why is Russia intelligent?
Patriarchs are here.
They will give science.
They will rule for a thousand years.
Why is Russia a doctor and a steelmaker?
There is a lawyer and a manager.
He wore French instead of slaves.
And with the boss ran to share the navar
Why the spirit of freedom?
When the salary is a million
The main one is Triton.
It is about fashion.
Why is Russia a Russian man?
When the Tajik Strait Spruddy
Don’t pay – be afraid
Their work will be legendary.
Why is Russia the power of the people?
Every politician is surprised.
It will drown for a dollar.
It will not last for a year.
Why does Russia need a soldier?
Change of socks.
And on the plate I tranche
The general built the house.
Why do we need Russia?
I can’t lick my back.
With any reform, I will
But I still love you.
Russia is my mother.

Tell me you’ve met a guy in the movie.
Tagged with: aaaa
You can’t do that, you’re stupid.
WOW: You do not understand anything.
WOW: If the men in the baumanka learn that I have a man
Few people will talk to me and help me.

My daughter comes from school (First grade).
I asked her how the day went, what were you doing?
She told me everything and said, “Behold, only boys make noise and speak bad words.”
I try to figure out what bad words they are saying. The daughter replies that she can't repeat such horrible words, but they start with the letters "P", "B" and "D", after long conjuring it turned out that these are the words "foolish", "foolish", and "balbes".

My daughter is going to corporate. I pick up an accessory dress.

D: Dad, is this clutch not very dirty?

What are you, daughter! Excellent beige clutch.

D is Dad! In fact, it is white color.

Q: Ups...
 

In the new "kaspersky" appeared a remarkable feature: "cloud protection". A personal guardian angel is being sent.