The conversation of a beautiful girl with a photographer she likes.

What is busy?
She - pasta baked now I start to the kitchen they eat
He - mmm, it is probably very delicious, and I am sitting down and nobody will prepare baked pasta for me)))))
She - what is the problem? you take pasta and sausage, combine and pour in sauce, in a stove, voila...
Well, if you want beautiful photos, it’s easy here too. You take a photocopy, take off, quickly retouch, add color to taste, pour a couple of gradients and render, voila)

Q: I would just catch the clutch, throw it on the carpet and kiss it.
Why on the carpet?? to
Q: Because I went to bed, it hurt on the floor. In the erotic...

If after the “Criminal Chapter” everyone felt a little gangster, and after the “Kill Bill” – a little samurai, then on the exit from the “Jango liberated” everyone is sure: he is still a Negro.

I didn’t know how to start a conversation with a guy I liked and wrote to him: "hui". Waiting for Answer

Here are my grandmother’s kids. My husband and I are alone at home, we don’t know what to do without children.
YYY: Make a new one!

A lot can be given to find out what is going to happen in the head of the TP, which will answer clearly and clearly only three questions:

1st Why is it hard to find you?
2nd What kind of shit is easy to lose?
Three Why are you so ugly that you cannot be forgotten?

I quarreled with a girl:

I: If you think it will raise my mood, you are wrong!

She: If you think I think, you are wrong!

They reconciled and reconciled.

She is a goat.
Stop the gossip! And in general, men would not bother to establish such a rule: to talk about their former as about the dead.
Meaning of O_O
Fire: either good or nothing.

A friend of mine from Karelia brought a bunch of coins of anniversary, ten rubles, almost two thousand rubles! As a familiar...wife...

Will you be my wife?
How? OOO
It’s like a pet, with rights and responsibilities.

Voodoo: and I like the Dark Emperor Palantine, who later became Vader!
Kaity_Blane: Em... I’ve had a small cognitive dissonance...
Kaity_Blane: Voodoo my dear! First, I can’t imagine how the dark lord, Lord Sidious, Emperor, can be a favorite character. Secondly, Vader was not he, but Anakin Skywalker. Third, he was called Palpatine. A palantine is something like a rectangular cloth.
Voodoo: So is it? The shirt is a palant! They just have names! I know, a friend explained to me.
Kaity_Blane: Voodoo okay, I will answer! Palantir is a magical stone from the Tolkien legend. It is a kind of communication method and the "watching" of events in real time.
Stalker-G =))
I hate the Russian language!
Kaity_Blane: Voodoo, if you go into the details, these words are not Russian at all.
Voodoo has left the chat.
Stalker-G: Kaity_Blane is a thin troll! It is ?
Kaity_Blane: Stalker-G, however, should be distinguished between the concepts "trolling" and "elfing". Trolling is done for the sake of "strangling", and elephants - to convey the essence to the opponent.
Stalker-G has left the chat.
Kaity_Blane: When did I have to stop?

xxx: game on which tendencies man made popular "Angry birds"?
yyy: on the tendency to throw birds in pigs

by useless_faq

Creation of a website visit card:

XXX: from $50
YYY: Fuck, what can you just not do for friendship?
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
YYY: Let’s go crazy! You came to me once on a three-way drive to reinstall a couple of years ago!
You have interesting notions of the essence of friendship, you will not say anything.

Anna Gurinovich: Knowledge of car drivers, attention question!!! Can the car get stuck when gasoline is running out?

The cat eats the light :(
[eliminyro] Feed her batteries and you will have a unique cat lighthouse.

...

I was there when the guy was...

YYY: Was he really an awful guy? :D

No matter what the lovers do, only if you don’t...

I'm going to Peter in February :)
Okay, and maybe in March :)
In the Mumbai, in the sense.
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

The xxx:
Can I give it to Olga?

YYYY :
If I knew, Pash, I told you, I can’t tolerate women, so I don’t have any friends. So I don’t know what she wants, what she needs. Result: I don’t know what to give her.

The xxx:
What’s the difference, a girl or a boy?

YYYY :
really is. Give her a radio-controlled tank.

One of the most cruel crashes is to hear a song in a dream, remember a couple of lines from it, sit behind the computer and after long searches understand that it does not exist.