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[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №76487
 27.01.2013
With Bond’s friend:

I also want a license for murder.
You already have a driving license.

[ + 37 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №76486
 27.01.2013
Oh well... they are in the Duma irreconcilable enemies, and in the evening they boil together a good cognac or whiskey, discussing how cleverly they fucked this bead.

[ + 7 - ] Comment quote №76485
 27.01.2013
19N4T0V: and next to my house a branch of some left-wing Moscow Institute, in a building that I remember was empty. We were small and loved to go there. I went to their website: all beautiful, smart words, pathetic speeches. and photo: "cool" professor at the door of the office with a beautiful sign. And I sit and clearly remember how at 11 years old I joked in this office...

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №76484
 26.01.2013
Itak... Old New Year was celebrated... Dive into the probus... Remains: Confess in love... Greet the men... Greet the loved ones... Eat the twins... And all... Spring!! to
LEO: Aha, and "Caps Lock" press)))

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №76483
 26.01.2013
Gandalf asked the Great Eagle that the eagles carry him, the dwarves and Bilbo as far as possible, which would shorten their way through the plain. However, the Lord of the eagles did not agree to place them where people live nearby.
“They’re going to shoot at us from large arches,” he explained, “they’re going to think we’re flying for their sheep. And they have a reason for that. No is! We were happy to take a toy from the Goblins and are happy to thank you personally, but they do not agree to risk their lives for the sake of the dwarves.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №76482
 26.01.2013
"Do not seek to know everything so as not to become ignorant in everything."
In my opinion, many people misunderstand these words of Democritus, and tend to know nothing, hoping for the opposite effect.

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №76481
 26.01.2013
The activity of a pregnant girl in the column: I grow a reasonable protein structure, conduct the process of organogenesis.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №76480
 26.01.2013
<fbi> sims must be purchased by dolboebs from municipalities and other governorates
<fbi> and to play the fool a few years before starting to rule the city

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №76479
 26.01.2013
I sit at my brother’s house and watch TV. Here comes my six-year-old nephew:
Vitaly, who is the programmer?
Ask your mom, she’ll tell you better.
The nephew pleased runs to the kitchen, after a while comes back:
“Mom said you’d explain to me who the programmers and shooters are.

[ + 36 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №76478
 26.01.2013
It was a journey. Swimming with the family in Karelia. Two weeks without people. Their brains dissolved in the ladoga. Last night I, my sister and brother climbed the rock. And how let us scream at different animal voices, and then decided to call Odin. By the joke. In the evening there was also a terrible storm. And likewise, on the next day in Priozersk, the taxi driver told us that the trees with their roots pulled their bones out and about twenty people died and up to Sosnov, all the trees were pulled out, and the trains do not go.
Don’t call Oden a joke, he’s a joke too.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №76477
 26.01.2013
From the news - the United States has criticized the anti-gay law of Russia.
You can see where the pimples are located.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №76476
 26.01.2013
Measured by letters on some chat, who knows English better:
“A battery was dead and the phone had no power to make a call.”
yyy: The battery was dead and the phone was unable to make a call.
zzz: "Get up, clutches, the phone screamed!"

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №76475
 26.01.2013
Anastasia
The pilot of what?
The Roman
The aircraft of course.
Anastasia
Do you drive people, or do you hide them?
The Roman
You are a good girl, Natalia.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №76474
 26.01.2013
xxx: With KMP: "Today I passed the IQ test. Asked to send SMS. I was a fool and sent it. Fuck you!! The price was -191 rubles. And then 496! In my pocket last 500, yesterday 100 put!"
I didn’t go XD

[ + 22 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №76473
 26.01.2013
It is so difficult to open the book and finally read why the dwarves on the eagles did not fly? Here you are, you are:
Magus persuaded the eagle to move the travellers over the Great River. The Lord of the Eagles said that where people live, he will not fly.
“They’ll start shooting from their enormous bows; they’ll decide that we’re here to steal sheep. Other times it would have been so, of course, but people will not understand why we complained. Sorry, wizard, we are happy to help you and we will help you first, but the southern border is not for eagles. The p. 75 is

by Zy. cottage, odmin, shredder, scuco, hoyace, o_o

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №76472
 26.01.2013
Sly: according to the modern label, in the left hand hold a fork, in the right - a mouse.

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №76471
 26.01.2013
Yesterday was a walk.
Head of IT!
A wonderful drunk.
It was stupid not to go.

Supported by Friendship
Start of. Department of PPO,
Applicant: ' No need to
This is shit!'

Supported very well.
Under the bottle ' Chartres'
SAP R/3 I crashed personally.
A lot of 1C.

I remember the bases,
The Serbian formats...
Fortunately, not often
Birthday in the...

Archangel

[ + 26 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №76470
 26.01.2013
Growth is when in childhood you heat the thermometer on the battery and a couple of days you crave at home, and now you drop the high temperature to go to work tomorrow, to feed the family.

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №76469
 26.01.2013
Ekaterina
You are normal now)

Alexander is
Comrade future master of pedagogical sciences! The dialect you use of the courtyard primates, the habitat of which is the intertwined parade, and Sunday entertainment sitting on the rebarbers, so to speak, "on the courts", in the position of the bird of the world, with a ball of sunflower seeds, I find it inappropriate for your sophisticated and highly cultural personality!

Ekaterina
Do you treat me here?? to

Alexander is
The MDA...

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №76468
 26.01.2013
Vass, well Vass, tell me a story, I can't sleep.
yyy: the column fled, the tail slapped - pulled out the tail!

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