Conversation of old ATP drivers
XXX: Yes... I remember flying on the track on my lawn 100!
YYY: Yes, we are Petrovich your old lawn and 60 is not banned
80 is the temperature!! to

From the article on how to congratulate programmers:

Programmers are people who are serious, intelligent, but at the same time fun, with a very original sense of humor. Composing congratulations to the programmer, you can give the will of the imagination and come up with something fun and original. Don’t be afraid to look stupid; in the eyes of a programmer, half of mankind looks stupid, but they forgive it.

For what I respect Peter I, it is for the fact that according to his order the New Year began to celebrate not 1 September, but 1 January. Or I imagine September 1st - first-class girls with flowers, bands and with them half-busty parents with blinking eyes.

1: the printer broke.. the whole day makes me run and sit next to it.. the scratch is sensitive.. as soon as I left, or put the paper, or remove it because it was broken and so through 2-6 sheets, or change the toner.. wonder what he will still throw out?
2: ))) he likes you
1: no fuck, for tomorrow I called him master, let there at least orgies together arrange.

The best translations of this session. Culturologists delighted: lamb of God - "the branch of God", and one future lawyer from I've seen translated as "the eye of FSIN".

In Sweden, a cleaner on a stolen train crashed into a house"
XXX: one title of the article of what is worth: The WRITER STOPED THE TRAIN!!!!! I crashed into the house!!! to
YYY: The cleaner just decided to clean the house...

xxxxxxxxxxx:
We will never see you, goodbye.
xxxxxxxxxxx:
Fucking not you.
WOW :
I am already pleased...

A friend says:
The boss is out of work, we sit down and relax. A colleague cheered Tetris joyfully, I had nothing to do with him behind his back. I stand, throw comments, advise what to turn and where to turn. And here it comes to me that we are not just so upset suffering. We are working with Timbilding.

She: My cat, a peaceful night. May you dream beautiful, colorful dreams. Full of colors and bright impressions. Let the sunlight awaken you.

He: Dear, if I get awakened by the sunlight it means I’m already fired from work))

You are not romantic...

Title of the article on the Internet:
Chinese people spent $46 billion on luxury items a year!
The commentary:
Pffffffffffff! ? It is $46 each.

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Earlier, a convicted resident of the capital of Udmurtia suspected a neighbor in the fact that she ate the crab stick belonging to him, and in punishment raped him.

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Be Funny
Look at me.
Do not eat excess sugar.

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Blessed

Question on a website:
"Hello to you! Regulations regarding citizenship.
There are questions:
Can I lose my citizenship at the age of 18?
Why do I need it? 1) The idea of cosmopolitanism 2) I do not want to go to the army
By losing citizenship, the duty to serve in the army is lost.
What rights will I have if I renounce citizenship?

If you kiss a frog, she will become a princess, and if you do not kiss a princess, she will become a frog.

I remember how Kasparov boasted that he was lucky on the 13th number. He was born on April 13, he is the thirteenth world champion, and so on. But the heavenly office also has a sense of humor. Kasparov had the highest Elo rating in all chess history and he lasted thirteen years and was beaten by another chess genius Carlsen in 2013.

The girls! Remember that penguins are snacks that ate after 18:00!

Minelay: And she really has problems with loans. She picked them up and forgot to give them.
And I say to my sister.
I want to help your girlfriend with loans.
Minelay: Ask her
Minelay: How much will it pass?
Madam : )
It’s uncomfortable to just offer that money.
You can hurt her with that.
You are a very tactical person.

Is there any medicine for opening a second breath?
YYY : YYYYYYY The Magic Puzzle)
ZZZ: It is not an habit. side effects: depression, depression, insomnia...
xxx: o_o

xxx: there is an anime about girls tankist
xxx: well, I didn’t watch... it was interesting... until today I got a mushroom with a cut out of this mule...
My indignation had no limits in this galaxy.
YYY: What is it?
xxx: well... we close our eyes to such facts... that the girls are fighting for the OSU (well, that is logical in principle).. well there are all kinds of rabbits on the armor.... that from the side of the Soviets immediately go and the T-34 of the first models and the T34-85, the IS-2 and the KV-2 in the race.... and from the side of the OSU: the armor 4, the Stage-3, the LT-38, the M3-Grant-Li, the B-1 (French. the tank)
xxx: we close our eyes to the fact that the surpassing number of Soviet tanks can not systematically get at least 1 tank of the OSI... and those in turn take off the enemy's equipment with sniper shots... but also... the Soviet tanks fail at the first hit... when in turn... in the plot of the GG still fall... their armor is strong (this is even when in them (panzer 4) comes a suitcase from KV-2).
XXX: But that’s not the main thing.
YYY :D
xxx: the fact that IS-2 rushes to the slope of the pit in which he was hiding (inclination there at least 70 degrees)... and the fact that the tanks of the OSI quietly dive into the Church (and this is the tanks 6-8).... and the shells of the councils condemning them, simply not logically can overthrow this structure...
XXX: But that’s not the main thing.
XXX: The tanks are drifting!!!!! to

Just_Me> Pornography No – I have not heard!

XP1983 Just_Me> Without sound watched?

XXX: What about the experiment?
Where do you get 510 domains?
X: Have you bought anything?
YYYYYYYYY
You want to fuck it, you want to fuck it? ?
YYY: shorter
YYY: There are some peddles.
YYY: who made the site
YYY: with replies
YYY: About our office
I remember showing you.
XXX: Aha
YYY: I want to try.
Tagged: extradition
YYY: Positive reviews
YYY: But since
YYY: I have to register.
Yyy: 500 sites
YYY: and place the comments there
YYY: I decided
YYY: what is easier to do
yyy: 500 websites with reviews