Our school gives one a journey to life, the other an agenda.

In connection with the European Football Championship on the same radio station was held a competition of interesting football stories. This liked me the most.
Dynamo and Barcelona face-to-face in the 1993/1994 season. After the most famous 3-1 in the dressing room, the author of two balls Viktor Leonenko said:
My friends, I am God!
“Yes, Vitya, you were great, but the rest of the team played well.
No guys, I am God.
What kind of scare?
After the shot, he ran to the ball. A man is sitting there. In a disabled wheelchair. So he ran to me and began to embrace. I am God :)

More and more in Russia began to appear military commander Robin Hood. They take the agenda from the rich and give it to the poor.

Children up to 5 years old are the best beta-testers.

The United States sent into orbit a rocket with a super-secret satellite

Camment: So Google Maps update, fools. The trailer from the tractor from the country 5 years ago sold, on the photo from the satellite still stands there, b_lead

XXX: Three pedals on a city car is atavism, I think. If the engine is up to 1.6, then what’s the point of pulling those handles, grabbing the pedals, to look like a cool driver? I think if there were eight pedals on the mechanic, the drivers would not have chosen the machine.
Yyy: All right: 6 pedals under 6 speeds, brake and reverse. You need two wheels: one to turn to the right, the other to turn to the left.
Zzz: Two chairs, one to drive forward and the other to go back.

He wants to buy my iPad for 8k.
YYY: and for 7 t.r. Does he not want him?
for 7 t.r. He wants him even more.

we tech director left 2 days earlier from vacation with the words "I am not today"

Talk about Dirty

xxx: and communist society must necessarily exist in the conditions of overpopulation?
Yyy: Communist society was not threatened by overpopulation. According to the plan, we should now inhabit Mars.

Call for technical support. A (consultant) and P (user)
Q: How can I help you?
Q: Did you have an internet connection but it stopped working?
Q: Does the computer see the modem?
Q: No, he’s blind, of course I’ve put him right in front of the webcam.

Injury to the leg (stretching of ligaments with partial rupture). The surgeon prescribed the ointment. At the next reception:
(i) The instructions are "not to use for more than 10 days". I have been using it for the third week.
This is written for people.

communist 2012-06-21 06:49:59
Now a new one is born.
The expression... watched yesterday
as a child chased the ball, and there is one
He knocks at the door and cries in.
The voice of his partners.
You are churches...

You don’t read mistakes.
I read with my eyes.

I sit at work, I have 2 crowns in my hands, I take it to my mouth, I am going to lick...
And then a candy comes to me – that’s the boss shouted: “Candies should be eaten, not batteries, Bender!”!" 😉

From Habr.

Tagged: Gorshkoetnlbosch
This word came to me in the SMS :)
I sit here, what does that mean?
Are there thoughts? Or is it a code? Per there are services that will give a hint?

yyy:I also send such SMS when the phone in my pocket removes the lock =) Sometimes I still call and shuffle the pants to the interlocutor.

From the article MH Russia:
Let's say, the applicant must designate on the map a route of 10 km along the forested mountains in an unknown terrain and run it as quickly as possible. The guy is focused, of course, on moving more sharply and not getting lost, but on the way “suddenly” he encounters 5-6 bugs – “drug traffickers”. And for him, meanwhile, with the help of cameras fortified on trees, psychologists monitor.
Once on such a test, a boy from Russia (194 cm tall and 120 kg weighing) first offered the bandits to escape in a good way, and when they refused, struck all six under the admired screams of the examination commission and continued the cross, as nothing happened.

And we go to a picnic on Saturday, as many as 6 people!!! I think we will also record our walk.
The campaign will take place under the title "no alcohol and cholesterol!", during which alcoholic beverages and cholesterol-containing products will be brutally destroyed with preliminary torture on hot coals.

Dear mathematicians, physicists, engineers and other sensible people! Do not repeat my mistakes! Do not use notebooks with glossy paper for humanitarian lectures! When the time comes to use them as intended, you will realize that the glossy paper on the bends gives tough angles.

@skunkeatsbanana
Even the notorious Frank Baum in his "Wizard of Oz" noted that the brains are only in horrors.

Half a glass of romance, a couple of cubes of sense of humor, a piece of adventure... fuck, who has so much cynicism again?? to

by spr!te