From Habr.
I just can’t figure out where the water on Mars has gone.

Yyy: I think the absence of water on Mars can safely be considered as proof of the presence of Jews on Mars.

We are three in the office.
I prefer nicks, a colleague1 cries for apples, a colleague2 for an old man on the windows.
I prefer to walk or use public transportation, a colleague1 dreams of "Gelendvagen", but while riding on "Tiguan", a colleague2 - on the seven.
I have a tablet on Android, a colleague1 has an iPad, a colleague2 has a W8.
I have a computer working with Ubuntu 9.04, my colleague1 - macOS, my colleague2 - W7.
When the boss came to know who was sitting with whom, he asked only one question - "How did you not kill each other only?"

Yes, rounding up about Panthenol: it and other skin lesions (cuts, cracks, scratches) treat at once. He would be crossed with BF glue – Darth Vader would walk with his native hand and on his two.

Yesterday at the Rambler:

"In Georgia found a network of secret gay agents."

This fucking, comrades, apocalypse is approaching.

Because of the fact that I rarely go to Facebook, there is always panic when you see the inscription "What’s happening, Daniel?" in the status field.

In the morning on the radio told about the initiative of the deputies from the "Apple" (Patriarchal Assembly). My aunt invites the students to distribute condoms. The case, in general, is good. But knowing your favourite country, an ad immediately appears on the deanate: "Pont Wednesday condoms are issued from 12 to 15" OR "Students who have debts on the winter session, condoms will not be issued". OR" When receiving condoms have a certificate from the library about the absence of debt". Lots of students.

Veronika
This is "rushed fo yo")

Valentina
And the translation?

Veronika
specially dlya tebya)

Speaking of medicine. My nephew told me. The Medical University. Of the 20 members of the group, 19 people pay for the exam. And after all, the exam is necessary, "medical", not a philosophy.
I’m from other times, but students, are you all studying like this now?

I bought a new washing machine. Long looking for the right one. Finally, the wife stopped choosing a large machine of German assembly, which is also more expensive than everyone else in order and in terms of reviews is superb. formed the delivery. The drivers delighted me. The first thing they said was to pull this bandour out of the elevator. "And who buys such graves?"I immediately felt like an invisible man. And taking into the apartment said to each other, "Well, even if this shit all sold out, in the store there were normal machines left... now I look at my wife and think not if we broke through?

From the review on Yandex Market on the Phillips phone:
Phillips can be carried in a pocket without a hood for 3 days and not looking at each socket with desire, for me this is important. Although,, I was just offended by the rosette in my childhood...
The disappointment is the light. You can forget about it at all! During the day from it even the sunny day dims, and at night the light of this lamp causes me claustrophobia and once I even cried.

in one social network. The news.
Ohhhhhh I have a new number...
The commentary:
Oh well. I rarely call XD.

What do you think they are talking about in heaven?
People on planes talk a lot.

XXX: Do not give up.
XX: The word is not wreck
xxx: wrote - got in the log

xxxh: when, seeing me at 6 in the morning on Skype, acquaintances ask "You are what?", I just answer "NO. I’m just a very, very strange sheep".

Title of the topic on the erotic forum:
"After the sex began to crawl!"

The cat is infected.
I weighed up somehow on the holidays and thought - I can eat a cake or no longer a stJit. Immediately after me, a lean cat jumps on weight after illness and then rushes to his bowl.
Well, clear pen, the cholera. I cleaned the cake and fed the cat.

The city wakes up, wakes up.

Review of the e-book with black and white screen e-ink

Very disgusting thing, no background lighting, it is impossible to read in the dark, the reproduction of the photo is black and white, only the appearance impresses the rest of the rest. Dynamics are weak not for listening to music.

Nashville

Oh yeah yeah! They have appeared!and (
The Monthly?
Even worse...
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO? to
Photo from the New Year...

Jaroslav: the weather 2 minutes exactly, shortest click the right mouse button on the game label and click on properties, open the compatibility tab...
Anastasia: This is where
Is the property damaged?
Anastasia : No
Jaroslav: Well I said.
Anastasia: Where
Jaroslav: right mouse button and properties, crazy, guide the mouse cursor to the game label, then right mouse button
Anastasia: what a fucking label game))))
Fuck your right, you go into the game.
Anastasia: in which
Jaroslav: Vedenskaya in all
Is it possible to make pictures on a small table? We Need a Bridge Vantage Game
So so green
It is dark green.
What a difference! ?! to