XXX: Greetings to my sister!
I found my girlfriend at the end!
YYY: Congratulations))) only "finally" is written
YYY: although... in this case and separately =)

A couple of days ago, my wife bought a running alarm. It’s nice to come to work on time, of course, but I bought a pneumatic gun today. I work at night!

Where are people’s brains?? to
The most unusual names of newborn boys registered in recent years in Russia:

Dolphin, Vedogor, Angel, North, Svetozar, Ludamyr, Wind, Ocean, Aladdin, Hero, Air Controller, Tsar, Lucerius, Krishna, Eden, Goodwill, Nero, Prince, Salad Latuk, King.

The most unusual names of girls:

Zhuja, Millionaire, Will, Privatization, Cleopatra, Moon, Fun, Cinderella, Diamond, Rybin, Tulip, Queen, Ophelia, Niva, Viagra, Emerald.

I saw a picture today: there is a grandmother with a grandson about three years old. The grandmother asks:
Is your legs not cold?
The boy breathing hard:
“No, grandmother, they are not frozen.
My grandmother is behind:
Is the pen frozen?
- They don't freeze, - the guy responds even harder.
What will freeze then? My teacher told me that you were cold all day, Grandma is surprised.
The boy, squeezing his head, quietly whispered with grief in his voice:
There was a fire within me.
Two minutes of silence. Finally my grandmother says:
Well nothing. Now cook the cocoa and it will go!

My children! I swear to you, never. Never ever!! Don’t change your passwords when you’re drunk when evil forces rule your brain.

Yesterday I taught my mother to jongle. Bay also actively chased for balls) And then took a safe place under the piano, so that the ball did not fall on his head)
Sss: piano at home. intelligence
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SS: Electrical Intelligence

VoVaH250: a jump is given for mild bodily injury?and :)
Viblis: Do you sell or buy? and :)

C of Habra:
by Den26
I had books, magazines and dissertations on this subject at home. And what you don’t have is probably your lack of work, and nothing more!
I have not read any articles from homeopathy lovers at all. I was surprised to see it on the harbor. Only scientific articles.

Ariman
I have books about Mediterranean elves at home, so what, do they exist?

Sterhel
There is no need to go in the middle of the earth.

TrackingPoint presents a sniper rifle for Linux
The comments:
XXX: Do you have a freeze count?
yyy: This needs to be clarified by the developers ;) The only thing I can add is with the iPad, the iPhone and the computer built into the form (casque) SWAT on WiFi.
zzz: Will she post photos of the killed victims on Instagram?

It was before the New Year. A police call from a nursery, said, come, a bomb near the entrance in a black package. Reacted immediately. We open, and there is children’s clothes. Not new, of course, but clean and smooth. The director of the kindergarten looks contemptuously and says, “Take this barrel away.” We are surprised:
New Year is coming, gifts for kids!
-We have each child's bank account and we go abroad to the sea once every six months, that we have this widebody, let the poor carry.
It turned out that there every businessman took the child under the wing, so that the company paid less taxes. 20 thousand each month on the account lists, gifts, clothes, food. You say they don’t think about children.

From the discussion of the alternative brand Minsk:

The Chup:
Dried potatoes. Guys, you just have a bite of potatoes. Apple has an apple, and we will have potatoes. On the extremity of a bitten tractor or a man with a beard like a prings on chips.

Question: "When will television makers begin to combine advertising of different products in one video?"
Answer: Look at the hits of domestic cinema in recent years.

From the news: Gérard Depardieu became an honorary udmurto.

Along with the frost, it is getting stronger.

I work in an animal store: once a week someone will definitely ask - do we have poison for rodents in the sale?
Iron concrete logic in our people: if there are goods for animals, then there must be from them.

Alcohol and cigarettes are sold in food stores.

The deadliest place on earth is de_dust2. A million people die here every day. In one year, there is a death rate of 3.5 people on Earth.

Capitan Nemo: One programmer studied very poorly at the institute, he was discharged and sent to the army. But there was a job for him too! Watch in theaters "Code in Boots"

The most urgent and urgent matters appear either in the lunch break or 5 minutes before the end of the work.

Russian Google - meaningless and ruthless

“Let the fool fish, and he will catch all the fish.”
(The main fishing axiom)

This small but epic story happened recently with my friend, Zena.

Zhenya - a healthy, forty-three-year-old man, owner of three tires, one beautiful morning took a new man to work.
And then, on the evening of the same day, together with all their friendly team, they washed a new cowboy.
Everything in a family way: a music of dust, oily cassette, water, sausage and (how without them?) Talk about life...
The chief responded and revealed:
You are lucky, men: you have brothers and sisters, many of you have parents alive, and I have a wife, three children and even a beloved aunt, and I still feel orphaned. He buried his elders long ago, no brothers, not even cousins. I had an uncle – uncle Vitus, father’s brother, was he still alive, isn’t he? I do not know.
The last time he came to us was twenty years ago, I don’t even remember from which city. I tried somehow to look for him, but it didn't work out, he doesn't get any "classmates" under the age of seventy.
The people sympathetically breathed and a troublesome pause hanged, and suddenly the culprit of the celebration, a new loophole worker, gave his voice:
- Yevgeny Nikolaevich, so you really want to find your uncle? In principle, I can help.
Jenny is interested:
How will you find him?
- Well... there are people who will help to throw the hooks across the area...
What other area? Uncle Vitya never in his life sat and not even attracted, he is a construction engineer, a carrier of orders.
The newcomer remarked reasonably:
- It is not scary that I did not sit, the area is just like an office... After all, the lady-telephonist in the reference service, too, may not once, in the Big Theatre, but the schedule of the performances knows better than any ballerina... People in the chain will spread requests across all the road zones, someone knows something. Even “cats zones” will help in case.

Jennie shrugged his cheek:
Well, if even the goats, then of course... and what will this pleasure cost me?
- If it is found within two days, then usually - 200 backs is enough, you want faster, then it will be a little more expensive.
Where are two days faster?
There are urgent cases...

The boss wrote on the uncle's leaflet the surname, name, paternity, year of birth, issued the money, called the "office" and went to buy mobile phone payment cards.

The next day, Zhenya slightly regretted getting involved in this dead number, but thank God, the new employee did not escape with his money, and as it was supposed - came to work in the morning.

What can be the zones, what two days, if the address of Uncle Viti, even a familiar mint could not break through? Well, nothing, a couple or three days for decency can be waited, and then ask for your money back.

But everything turned differently.
That same evening, his earless worker approached the woman and said:
- Yevgeny Nikolaevich, now I will be called and you will hear the voice of your uncle, if you confirm that it is him, then I will give you his phone number and we will be in calculation, if not he, then we will look further. But most likely he.

The phone called, the boss took the phone and heard the old and alert: “But...”
and AL! but! Uncle Vichy is you!? to
I, and who is it?
Yes, I, your nephew Zhenya from Moscow!
The son of Nicholas?
Well yes!
What do you do, you do, you do? Do you want my death? What bad have I done to you?! to
Uncle Vichy, what are you? I am just...

The trunk was hanged.

After some time, when the uncle in Tiraspol, and the nephew in Moscow, calmed a little, they called again and the old man told how it was.
The door was called, the uncle opened, two polite young men stood on the threshold. Asked F.I.O. and informed that they brought the package, but it is so large that it does not climb into the entrance door: "Let's go down, accept and register."
They went down, suddenly the visitors cleverly pushed the old man into the garbage collector's box, pressed his mouth and said:
– Listen carefully – the old pearl, all, ran away. You specifically hit and you will finally have to solve your question. You are being sought by such people that it is better not to know.
Now we’ll give you a phone and you’ll say, “But,” and if you’re going to freeze and don’t say it, we’ll break your ribs. and ferstine?

Let me spend the night! I will not disappoint!

Help me remember the movie!! to
Which one?
I remember the story, I can’t remember the name. It is about love. Do you remember him?
Fuck, I remember something like that. Do you remember anything else from the story?
At the end of the day, Titanic drowned.
The tongue turns, I’ll think.