Exogen: Aunt, in terms of sexual pleasure, it doesn't matter - with rubber to fuck or without. How true is that impression?
hleba_netu: wrong in the root
No rubber is more pleasant.
With the rubber, it is quieter.
Exogen: How do you find balance?
hleba_netu: in abstinence :D

Funny how the same phrase can be a good wish for women and a terrible curse for men.
xxx: "Let all your calories go to your breasts"

xxx: Every girl should have an outline...you, for example, a heat physicist)

XXX: Will you go?
YYYYYYYYYYYYY
XXX is cold.
YYY: I did not understand
Do you take vodka?

Lawrence Johnston Peter is known for his various striking sentences based on paradoxes. For example, he called the hot dog the most noble of dogs, because unlike other dogs that bite the hand of the breastfeeding, the hot dog feeds the hand of the bite.

Have you already borrowed your "Viagra in the coffee shop"? Nippon doesn’t work that way. Here are a few crushed pills of Purgen in the sugar bar really accelerate workers, but increase the tension in the team.

Let him forgive his sins for all his sins "Rise up and prepare yourself!".

YYY: ROFL

XXX: But I want marinated bacon! OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO(

Yesterday I cooked the soup! 😉

I lived like that :D

XXX: Come on, go on! :D

- One of us sent a letter: "Mommy, put me on the phone 900 rubles, at home I will explain everything"You know what I sent?
...??? to
Dying my daughter!

She: I was so good, so good, after that you owe me just a bit of tiramisu!
He is: 0_o?! to
She: Yes, there is no logic in that, but still!!! to

Today, on Sunday morning, the broadcast was on the ORT "Health". In the guests were: Večyaslav Zaitsev and his granddaughter, and this is the case. The paradox is the harmlessness of GMOs. In principle, they would be able to convince the audience, but there is one but.
This very ignorance of GMO products was discussed: 1) a woman who conducts the broadcast at 5 a.m. on a holiday day; 2) a man with an unclear orientation, and also unclearly dressed; 3) an Armenian doctor, almost without a neck, horribly similar to a quasi-mod; 4) a girl without sexual characteristics with obvious autism.

Lenka was burned.
She taught Serena to give teas.
Has it happened?
- Well, how to say - he ran after the waiters in the restaurant with screams - wait, I haven't given you the teaspoons yet!

From the discussion of a bill banning the use of “masking” (proxy) software.

Better to work so hard with corruption.
WU: They work very hard with her. Hand on hand.

Turn on the TV.
On Earth, scientists have discovered craters similar to nuclear craters on the Moon, which means that ancient humanity was bombarded in response.
O_O
Shut off the TV.

So how can you be the director of an agribusiness with the name Dry?

The amount of subsistence minimum is determined by the person who lives on subsistence maximum.

In the year 88, in the ordinary Soviet school village near Sverdlovsk, a teacher offered third-class students to write each other a letter and send it by real mail. The children divided into pairs, received envelopes with stamps, wrote several lines, sealed them in envelopes, wrote an address and index and put them in a mailbox. My friend waited anxiously for the letter, which reached the address only on the third day. When he grew up, he learned why the letter to the neighbor’s house took so long. His village, like Sverdlovsk itself, was a closed regime city and all the letters from the village were first sent to the Sverdlovsk special mailing station, and already from there were sent to the addresses.

This spring, a friend being a teacher with junior students already in Yekaterinburg, decided to repeat the experiment. He bought for his money 20 envelopes with stamps, gave them to the children, explained how to correctly write the address and index, checked all the envelopes and personally watched for the schoolchildren to drop them into the mailbox.

The first letter came in a week and a half. Then over the course of a month came the rest of the letters, except two. The last one came a week ago, in September. The latter is not yet, although the recipient still hopes and checks his mailbox every morning. The pedagogical effect was completely destroyed. Congratulations to the Russian Post!

He came out of the bar, boldly tapping on the asphalt.

XXX is all. The puzzle came.
XHH: There is no more free space in the shed.
I will have to wash the dishes.

I watch a nostalgic series.
and Rex! The Dummer Hunt! I screamed Mozart. Translator calmly "Rex, go here!"... How many more we did not speak when we were children?! to

Discussion on VKontakte photo of the car, whose torpedo is completely glued with icons and crosses, the comment, which received the most likes:
Security level of 5 stars on the RPC scale.