What to do with the monitor if it doesn’t work?by 77?
Crt or ZK?
Friendship : ZK
I: Throw it into the rubbish.
I just brought him from there.

Request for return of goods

Name of goods:
Sony XBA-4 for iPod, iPad, iPhone.

Reasons for Return:
While your store was delivering headphones, I was picked up with an iPhone. I don’t need headphones anymore.

Yulia
The picture was presented by the shades... The girl from the guy flew and has already grown and she takes him for the skin and ticks in the skin "Who did this??? Who did it??" :D

I work in an online store selling furniture. We have a small office filled with samples.
Early in the morning, a happy woman looked at him, shocking with books:
Books guys, books guys! For children, for adults!
Me and the boss, almost simultaneously, separating hands:
Furniture and furniture. For the children! For the adults!
The Woman:
I understand.
I looked out with a sad look ;)

Painkiller: how does the point on the chain?
GizmO_FBI: The monocle of the shale?))
Painkiller: Yes of course!
GizmO_FBI is a

xxxxxxxxxxx:
What do you do?
WOW :
I’m jumping on the rock.)
xxxxxxxxxxx:
OO
WOW :
Damn... on the hole 😉
xxxxxxxxxxxxx:
My imagination has already filled the rest. :D

by Alexander
When will you learn writing?
Christine
Think of my mistakes as smiles :P
by Alexander
Only idiots can smile.

The Revenge of Insects!! to
I just had a small need in the toilet. A mosquito was flying over the toilet and I, feeling like a sniper, wanted to shoot it down with a stream. He hit her a couple of times, but she managed to fly away. Everything would be nothing, but the fly, realizing that it is no longer worth living after such a descent, decided to commit suicide in my mouth... she managed to (((((

I logged in to look not logged in to see if I logged in

Lormirel: What I seem to pass through time and space forever are two phrases I heard from a friend, meaning silent horror. This is "the hair in the veins shattered" and "the teeth of the tooth stood up". I can’t imagine people saying anything else. This is a great way to crack.

Wife: You’re a shit, I know you’ve caught someone.
Husband: Dear, with your life requests, I already agree to have a second husband.

From Habr.
The news about the possible blocking of YouTube in Russia.
At the same time, access to YouTube is completely closed in Bangladesh, Afghanistan and Pakistan.

The most popular comment:
Russia will look great on this list.

Deciding that I would not eat at night, I ate a tomato salad and onion. After 20 minutes, my stomach got sick (((( Apparently my body thought I wanted to poison it. I had to cook him peelings...Explorer=)

A girlfriend has a son.

Anastasia
To whom does he look like?

Svetlana
HZ, I am not sure yet! The suspect dog.

I’ll take a photo of her for free. Well, I will increase the portfolio at the expense of young girls.
Husband Hm. It sounds funny. I will also go to increase the portfolio at the expense of young girls :)

xxx: for me a complete confusion portrait cake, it is with a photo of the nominee on the surface. This is the bad Feng Shui. You are cut and eaten by guests. The insulting dr. The little thing that has grown old for a year, and all around you rejoice, will also be eaten in your eyes?

andquot; stand up Have you forgotten anything?"- I scream to the runaway who runs to work. A compulsory kiss before leaving. The good-believer stops, pulls out of his pocket 5 thousand and with the words: “No more,” he runs away.

Died the phone, changed the SIMC to a new, many contacts lost.
SMS from an unknown number:
NN: Hello to you! What are you?
I am: Hi! My phone is dead. This is who?
Your angel is your guardian.
Q: Do you have a name?
NN: The name will tell you nothing (Let me be a bear)

Since I am at work, and I want to find out - who of the acquaintances steps - I tap the number - drops, and again comes the SMS:
NN: Why did you call?
I am: "CalledA"??? Someone is waiting for a surprise...What gender are you, bear?
Q: Which sex do you prefer? (It continues to play)
I am: Exclusively female.
and oh! The angel is in shock!
I: Judging by your "calledA" - you will generally protect when you learn about my member.
NN : Ha ha ha! I will go to the call of the one who gave me this number!

You know, I understood here that it was a shit to be a proger, I got into the hospital and on the idea of normal people should be in the games of rubitsho and movies to stumble.
And I have everything on the notepad essentially only for progers (MVS, SDK, etc.) and porn...and here’s what I’m fucking coding and shaking?

From the discussion of the topic "A magnetic storm on Earth on September 22, 2012 will lead to the end of the world"
The first comment:
XHH: And I told the boss at the beginning of the year that there is no need to carry out a bad plan, no matter what the results of the year will report to anyone.