She: mill like a hard proud, beautiful and smart girl to find a good guy!
He: Well, look for the same thing. Also with a mania of greatness :)

What a pity! From modern girls, craftsmen are much worse than craftsmen.

Yesterday, Riley and I bought bright condoms at the pharmacy. it was epic: I go to the pharmacy, I remember that I wanted to buy myself "Chernik-Forte", because my eyes have been terribly sore lately. We are already laughing at the combination of purchases. We approach the box, and I give out with a bold voice: "We have three packages of glowing condoms and Blackberry Forte!"" A woman pharmacist, whispering to us in a tact of laughter: "This is to better see the effect of glowing?" They laughed together like three school girls idiots.

My brother yesterday made Paul an eight-legged cat. He poured her food into two dishes and hung the logo of CSKA and Real over them. The cat is not stupid, it eats from both) guessed what :)

Sex does not ruin friendship.)
WOW:...thought gay Anatoly, going to a sleeping colleague...

He is a Jew, and you are a Russian, he will not marry you.
I am ready to accept Islam!

I am neither stupid nor blind.
I see what is happening in the country.
It is time to fight,
Not splashing in the screens.

It’s so easy to call it “Rush”.
Crying “We were not asked to live here!”
What did you do without shame?
Could it be called “Russia”?

Hello, Happy Birthday, do you want a blend?
Hello, thank you, I am full
In the throat?
xxx: by the liver )))
Don’t eat on the other side :)

Congratulations on my birthday:
I: Slavik, brother, congratulations on birthday, happiness, health, all that)
He: Thank you very much)
I: Here I remember when you were born...Oh how I was happy!
He: Yes, bone, when I was born you were minus five. :D

I was in the tram. As a result, one grandmother fell on the other, a small mess began with the clarification that it is necessary to hold stronger, etc. My young man watched everything with interest.
I: Stop listening
I like scandals.
I: Intoyga scandals, investigation, revealing everything that is hidden.
Q: Who pushed whom? The domino principle. Raccoon driver or natural selection? Where did the pension go?! to

The coolest parkourists in the world rest in front of Russian grandmothers seeking to take a seat in a discounted bus :)
I saw myself. Crownstadt-Lomonosov ferry crossing (under Peter), the ferry is shuttled. It remains about a meter to the pier, the apparel is naturally still in a vertical position. And then the bus, his mother, arrives.
What an apparel!! Grandmothers under 70 years old, waving with their sticks and bags, land in 1-1,5 minutes. on the shore and begin the assault of the unfortunate PAZIK. The special forces, if they saw this, would be nervously smoking on the side.)))
I had to hold my grandmother in my arms. She also entered in the courage "fight"! I promised to take a taxi!

on a dating site.
Q: What book do you read?
M: "The Devil" I can’t read at all.
Is this the one wearing Prada?
M: This is the one who wears lappets and grandchildren. Leo Tolstoy, The Devil, 1889

At work, I was spotted at 650p today...Dr. one of the directors. Revenge "I don’t love it for that amount" I didn’t pay for it.

Laika

Advice to the patient:

<<aaa>My personal record is a 1600kg safe by Sberbank, 30 meters of corridor, climbing the stairs to the third floor, then another 10 meters. In one haru, using only a manual tool
bbb>It would be interesting to capture this on a video and then show it to Egyptologists. Or they, the poor, still do not understand how the pyramids were built.>>

Buy a Nippon!! to
As a building engineer, I will tell you in secret: staircase marches in residential and office buildings with a 123% probability will not withstand a load of 1600kg. Cossacks are shrinking, and - hello!)

In one of the departments, in honor of February 23, the girls gave their defenders a cake in the form of a female breast.
Did you see our cake? There is no hunting.
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
zzz: throw, came the aitišnik cake saw, thought it was a soft toy and grabbed one breast with his hand!

Strange people these Armenians - their men shave their moustaches, and their grandmothers are not.

In the trip to nature I take RPSH with bullets BLIK - children love when loud.And here, three years ago, in the deaf forests near Murom, again our friend stuck - the duck is not fresh, the duck is vodka, but he suffered for two days, while telling everyone what a nightmare!Now imagine..night, full of silence and darkness, all are going to sleep, drinking the norm.The other takes the toilet roll and with the sows-No, all! The last time I die, don’t ask me!!- Goes to the side of the bushes under the pine (there is a special place).It was necessary to accurately determine the time- approach, removal of pants, planting, tension-Shoot in the pine,GROHOT,HURT!!! And...expensive male, thank you and a glass of vodka, as a recognition of the successes of non-traditional medicine.

Late in the evening we stood with a friend at the stop, and behind the couple passed clearly under the closet. The boy (p) to the girl (d) say:
Q: I will never fly into this dumb land again.
Q: What about me without you?

From Twitter. You’re lucky if you live in a country where the ambulance and police arrive faster than pizza and sushi.

from 21.02.2012 The day wasn’t special.
But in the evening I was taking the subway, from Gostiny Dvor - to Electric Silya. A few guys gently gave up their place to the girls. It was evident that they themselves were tired.

Dick, I know it’s not funny, I know there’ll be trolls who will bustle.
But I will write here: young men, you gave me a smile, let you have the most elegant women and non-breaking comps!