xxx: hair on the shell 2 cm))
yyy: (a laughing smile)
XXX: How to use the word.
XXX is fucking
XXX: The Head
XXX: This is

Mrs. Morrison was so afraid that she would be attacked by the bandits hiding in the rear seat of her car that she invented the fictional companions of the hanger Joe and the headless Mary, so they lived until one day she was found suffocated and headless.

XXX: What does my brother do?
YYY: in the sense?
xxx: well type "santechnik" or "doctor of sciences philologist"?
YYY: You will laugh.
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Lena, she is like yeast, 10 minutes before the end of the working day begins to wander.

You must drink with joy, if you drink with sorrow, you will be filled!

Actor's job
Popular in the pre-war years, the coplet artist Boris Borisov was very afraid of his powerful wife. They lived on the Petrovsky lines, in front of the luxurious restaurant "Ampir".
Once to Borisov appeared an extended administrator and offered to take part in the concert, which was to take place on the other day in the Column Hall of the House of Unions. However, the honorary offered by him did not categorically accommodate the artist's wife. Conducting the guest to the hallway, Boris Samoilovich whispered to him that he would sing at the concert.
The next evening he announced to his wife that he would go for a walk with the dog. After leaving the house, he rushed to the Column Hall, the property was located nearby, left the dog behind the scenes, sang his cuplets and received the promised reward the day before.
When Borisov returned home, his wife laid down the pastion.
“Borja,” she asked, “and where is the money?
What money? He was a prominent Soviet buyer.
Concert in the Colonial Hall. You sang it, I heard it myself. The concert was broadcast on the radio.

What will you do when the end of the world comes?
We are in Russia. He will not come here. He will come out of here.

<seriyps>"I love"when they do so... They ask, then they write "everything, they’ve figured out" and they won’t explain exactly how.
<ne_formal> all, how to get a million dollars without doing anything?
<ne_formal> a, everything has been solved by himself

Recently I remembered the case of a man from our village having a fire - the bathroom burned. My neighbors, including me, went out. We run, we wander, and he, drunk, sits near the tree and cries with such a strict voice: “Don’t throw the vineyard!”

The husband teaches the child to move away on a computer chair.
So, stand up with your legs, vooot, up, no, lower, back up, push, stronger, let’s go! All right now, you can sweat.

Roasted for 10 minutes. I said I would write the text and reproduce it at night. I don’t have sex today!! to

Silver_metal> moral onanism
Imagine the task: 16-bit programs written in the early 1990s in TRUPOPASKAL and very needed by two 60-year-old uncles-engineers, and... computers of the last year c 64-bit seven) and a network printer is not the oldest on which it is supposed to print from these programs).
Silver_metal is like... trying to throw a supercar of coal and wood into a gasoline tank, because before, in the 19th century, there was such a fuel and everything worked.

On weekends, a good fairy turns me into a cat: I eat, sleep, and talk around the apartment, like a shit in a pit.

Hurricane "Sandy" products of Apple Corporation, is their attempt to bring the landscape in line with the maps supplied for iOS 6

16:46:26 Nerl: Are you stupid?
16:46:38 Why is it
16:46:42 Nerl: understandably

xx: I have always been surprised by the esthetica sofas (pronouncing darkly with the eyes) costing half a lam (300,000 - 500,000 rubles), I think for that money they should be equipped with seat belts and speed up to a hundred in 6 seconds :)))

I always see signs like:
Quitting smoking extends life by 5 years.
within a month after quitting smoking your immune and nervous system are restored and their performance increases to 40%.
As a non-smoker, I am jealous.

(D1 breaks everything that has been touched lately)

d2 he, fucking, a beta tester, wanted to open the door in my car. I pulled the claw and pulled it out, closed my cap and bended it, took the body to play today. The sound was removed and the sound no longer works.

d1 I just check whether the integrity of the design is not violated!

If I were in your place, I’t even have a member when I’m sashing!!! You will violate the integrity of the design!!! to

PC repair announcement: *Part of text* Find cheaper, and we will make you an even greater discount!
Call: My brother is willing to repair it for free, so how much are you willing to pay me for repair?

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Do you have my phone?
Wish (10:33) :
Yes, I demand a million euros and a helicopter to Venezuela
yyy (10:33) :
Otherwise I’ll send you one button every day.

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