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[ + 44 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №69826
 10.09.2012
I lie with my husband in bed, and behind my grandmother’s window a song of all sorts sings. And loudly so, to the whole courtyard.The third hour no longer stops swinging.Well, the husband did not stand, says, I will go and tell her to close her mouth, but the neighbor above is ahead of him, and we hear this scream:
Listen to you! Percentage is out! Close your mouth bad.
And in response to him a boy, with a quiet voice, under an unceasing exhausting song:
She doesn’t hear, she’s in her headphones.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №69825
 10.09.2012
When they dig under you, it's shit, when they dig for you, it's a pipe!

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №69824
 10.09.2012
Weather forecast, weather forecast... At Eurosport the "technical break" was marked as 6+.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №69823
 10.09.2012
My husband is going to give me an injection, at this time our three-year-old son enters the room and with a joyful look declares, "Daddy, when I give, and I still hold her in my hands!!!" 0 - O

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №69822
 10.09.2012
We discussed with a friend the composition of our common acquaintance:
Despite all my disrespect for the composer, the music is really good.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №69821
 10.09.2012
Fuck, I’ve been joking! Could you help the cape? 10 minutes to fight.
Gumanist: May you already help to destroy humanity, ugly robot!? to

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №69820
 10.09.2012
Education and work experience:
I have finished college and I have a normal job. What am I doing wrong?
You get bored.

[ + 28 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №69819
 10.09.2012
From Habr:
I will never get tired of reading articles like "nuclear bomb with my own hands from an old vacuum cleaner and goat liver", thank you!

[ + 33 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №69818
 10.09.2012
Diablo 3, the general chat, about the prices at auction:
Cannabie: I sell Bugatti Veyron or exchange for a monk's top. Possible payment...

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №69817
 10.09.2012
Playing in Dark Souls
S0l1d-V3X: Yes well fuck
S0l1d-V3X: I was hit
S0l1d-V3X is
S0l1d-V3X: what a shit
S0l1d-V3X: I’ve been sick
S0l1d-V3X: MORE
S0l1d-V3X: He comes out of the underground
S0l1d-V3X: He caught me by the foot
S0l1d-V3X: And it has begun

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №69816
 10.09.2012
The Daddy:

I play tanks. There is a little boy, 2.5 years old, on his knees.
The tank goes, the tank fires.
I: Right, right is right.
Suddenly they wander, I sit silently.
Fuck the fly!

There is nothing funny about this, it is necessary to raise children, and maybe we have two-thirds of the growing generation - there were alcoholics.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №69815
 10.09.2012
"Russian footballers beat Ukraine, becoming Paralympic champions"

Let’s learn, ladies and gentlemen.

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №69814
 10.09.2012
From comments on the trailer to the movie "Piranha 3D":
XXX: The movie pulls on the hard two! And it's just because of the titles) Comrades don't have to look at this! Do not waste your precious time.
YYY: You looked at your chest, and you tell us not to look? Oh yeah thats! I climb!

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №69813
 10.09.2012
A woman who sincerely believes that she is irreplaceable and generally the only one is a stupid woman.
Dan: Well, I realized I didn’t give you it.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №69812
 10.09.2012
Today I dreamed that I got a license to sell pirate discs. I was happy until I woke up.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №69811
 10.09.2012
And she has a daughter "because she wants children".
Why is the Darwin Prize not awarded in life?

The Darwin Prize is such that it is given to idiots for not passing their genes on to the next generation in the future, and not having time to do so before. A positive contribution to the development of humanity.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №69810
 10.09.2012
I went to my parents today. Father (B) and mother (M) are sitting behind the compass.
I: What are you doing?
M: I choose my car!
B: (Out of the room, half loud) Liposuction...

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №69809
 10.09.2012
Roman Wizzard: the hell of Google+
Roman Wizzard: synchronization of contacts with the phone
Roman Wizzard: I now have a Sasha Grey contact on my phone

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №69808
 10.09.2012
I am at 10.
Order a pizza when you arrive.
Girl: go, I won’t go anywhere so early, I’m on vacation.
Yes Yes

[ + 34 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №69807
 10.09.2012
You will not believe! The younger brother was separated for two hours.
World of Tanks to watch "Sirley-Mirley"
The solution is simple: he accidentally saw the icon "16+" on the screen.

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