My cat learned to turn off the computer
YYYY: through sudo shutdown -h?
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C Hubra, a survey about what is in your company
Galakart: And in our company the best firewall is the sincere wall of misunderstanding from the bosses:
“Why do you need this internet?”
“What is it with you? The Modem? The internet what? Clean it out!”

The way out of the situation is one... A cell phone operating in the access point mode and distributing 3G-inets, and unnoticeable wifi whispers attached to computers. Very developed side vision.

There are two antons in our room.
XXX: And Lenny, That Another Anton

XXX: An elite car in traffic jams, the same as a child’s pedestrian: there is a steering wheel, sound buttons and strange lights.

Comments on the teaser of the new Russian "blockbuster":

Date of Release 13.13? 13 years, 13 months and 13 months?

WOW: It’s not so bad. I think there could have been “75: 48: 016” or “9: Mandarin: Square” with the same success.

I passed IQ Test, score 62, I work as the head of the IT department, whether to rejoice or cry...

From the discussion of new material for 3D printing

The house can already be printed, the tree now too. We are waiting for the printer for the printers.
YYY: Now you can print Buratino!

When I met my husband, I once asked him:
Why are they all married and I am not?
He looked at me so much and killed the drunkard:
Maybe Rosie didn’t come out.

How many megapixels do you have?
It’s not mine, it’s a former photographer.
XXX: How much does he have?
Yyy: it has 18, and megapixels are 12.

Lilith: You do not understand!! I want to live in such a way that I have this... like her... WORKSHOP, FUCK!! to

The Necroglory:
Pearl of the week:
A very big client calls and is upset:
The application has not been processed, the case has not been done, etc.
Open the scan and look at the application:
On it traces of fat, ink, a bunch of incomprehensible spots.
In general, all traces of understanding the importance of this document.
The manager’s response to the client just made them proud:
As the application is filled, so it is processed.

The fly sat on the disk with Karaoke Kirkorov and Pugacheva... And I was nibble and did not doubt. Not a minute.

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They came and said, “You know this, tell me.”
Lav: I’m starting to explain how it’s right.
They interrupt, humiliate, insult, say I’m a lamb and I don’t understand anything, and they leave.
LAW: Why did you come?

We are lying now with our wife and son, the son on the body is written - Bear loves cake and painted mice. My wife is such:

How do you translate "square"?
I – and how is it written?
Look at the child.
I - I see the inscription, I translate - Mouse loves cake
Yes is yes? And I thought beer loves saké.

xxx: I explained to a friend how to draw a block scheme 1 course
Why do I paint them? and :)
XXX: 1 course he does not yet know what to paint them. He is responsible :)
YYY :D

Hackers from the Anonymous group rushed into my elevator.

Mobile phones on Android:
EYE II EYE: 1500 millimeter-hours Social networks, toys, the internet, music – every day. Pleased as an elephant. What am I doing wrong?
Omen-1st: USB is not disconnected

Site of Dating
The Mysterious Stranger:
I did not offer you anything and did not suggest anything at all! Everyone thinks in the measure of his disobedience. I don’t know how you just hit your feet! And I didn’t want to get acquainted with it even more! You are a dumb guy!! to

A 5 year old sister. Go put on the book, look at the cartoons.Ten years ago, my brain would have swallowed from such a phrase :-)

From Diablo III:
Chapter 11: Can I Sell?
222: Sell the vendor
111: Who is this vendor?
This is such a cool guy who will always buy everything from you.
333: is a merchant in the camp
Chapter 11: Fuck you already! When you are a trader, you say a trader.
333 is out. And the game itself in the Russian version should not be called Diablo, but Bad Idol.