From the Zoo:
The phone call. Employee covering his hand:
The units are calling! They agree, the contract will be signed!
and smiles joyfully)

Even deep decoult always has something to hide.

One shot decided to spit a crude GPS iron from the bus, sell it and drink the money. Waited for the final, stretched out his hand, pulled out the device (he was on a bilateral scotch) and dropped somewhere in the courtyard. The trick is that the cradle was not a navigator, but a piece of a control system. On the autonomous power, the railway properly painted all the movements on the dispatcher’s map... The coins, according to the instructions from the dispatcher’s, stretched for 15 minutes and took the frame on the hot.

XXX: Down the p*dars from the chat!!! to
Admin: the XXXX user is fun on his own wishes.

I’ve lived in Peter all my life, but I’ve gone astray today.
At 10 meters from the entrance to the subway, a bunch of bombers were sitting down quite strongly. Heat in the sun because of the warm weather. One of them clung to the people standing at the subway for cigarettes and gallantly served ladies. I also smoked at the end.
What surprising. Each lady, having drowned, stood up and carried a cucumber to the urn at the entrance to the subway. The cigarette shooter did the same.
I am still in a cultural shock.

Zen Buddhism in Russian:
Do you wake?
to be!
Zen is...

The beach is strict.
Healthy man with his seven-year-old son
He climbs into the water and tries to teach him how to swim, then looks at him questioningly.
And how it goes:
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! to
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Habr, Topic about buying apartments
Lieman: My friend chose an apartment with a girlfriend - they took a cat with them and entered the apartment. He tried to run there, cried, was nervous. In the end, they chose an apartment where their cat felt well. They live joyfully.
Tangro: So 5 rubles for a bubble of valerian and knowledge of popular superstitions helped the seller to color the apartment.

XXX: I roll on the beach, and somehow all the flies sit on me.
YYY: So you...
XXX is honey.
You are a piece...
XXX is honey.

Address by Russian Post
They laugh over us.
Who has dared?
Who? who? Even your barsique doesn’t, and it’s over us in silence!

by r.chp
of stones, vidos about "broken on the crossing, pedestrian in headphones"

The xxx:
And today I saw a fool crossing in the headsets of the railroad. Without his stubborn friend, the locomotive would have done its dirty job.

YYYY :
But you already got a phone with a camera, right?

Human Device: In general, movies about superheroes still teach something. Here, for example, thanks to the films about the adventures of Batman and Iron Man, we have become even more convinced that the most dangerous superpower is money.

I remembered my childhood in southern Kazakhstan. The plant grew in the steppe - they called it simply - the milk. What it is, I do not know. The essence of what - the cuts were made on the trunk - the milk was separated. In the sun, 30 degrees became brown. Next - chewing, splashing the sand, there is a real chewing gum, first bitter, then quite acceptable.
In Russia, they said, they did this from berry bark. The bark was broken into layers and thrown into the boiler. Standing on fire. (I did not try it), they said, it was the same chewing gum.
Who knows such ways? And from what?

yyy: walked around the house in the summer, and gathered the hot bitum from the asphalt )), the asphalt then splashed out, and the gum was obtained )) true)) and the plasticine from the freezer was chewed, and the window patch ))))here childhood was happy)))

And we, the Sibirians, also chewed the sulfur (so they called the resin of the larvae). If you chew it, you get brown gum (outside, except the color, you can't distinguish from the usual), delicious and terribly useful :)))

Balinez: Interestingly, what symbolizes the last sculpture (a naked man gives a sword to an unidentified face)?

I think it’s a monument to d'Artagnan, who lost in a duel at the casino.

A joke, a joke, and a self-driving.

sly: no, well car enthusiast - car enthusiast, but ask in the pharmacy condoms with a protector.

From the site of free ads: "I am changing gaming journals to hentai". Along the way, someone lost all his EGE in computers, now he is preparing for the army.

I am sad (I am sad)
Jess: What is it?( by
Katya: It’s hot, there’s nothing to breathe, the bite hurts, I want meat...
Katya: and swimming
Jess: Are you a man?? to
Q: Why is this always the question?? to

D: Interesting, you and I will get to the role games. *SCRATCH*
M: Curious development of dialogue... well, the costume of a coffee schoolgirl you have
D: Who are you going to be? You might be a gardener. ?
M: We need a combo and we don’t have a garden. I can be a sanitary.
D: also an option
The Russian sanitary?
D: And I’m all like that in beautiful clothes and with champagne))
M:..."Lord, give me this acid, give me water, right? From yesterday the truffles are burning..."
D: So go you))

"Lilu" blindness is when you are greeted by strangers.
“Lilu” stops, asks if Mom is healthy, if everything is well at work...
“Lilu,” you smile, you answer, and it actually becomes so scary.
Fucking...