The student body)
He is able to digest the cooked foot of the chair if it is poured into ketchup.

News from Mail:
2 billion will be spent on energy development in Primorye
The ruble
The budget of Primorye could lose a billion rubles
Thank you, I told you how much.

A five-year-old daughter told me:
Dad, buy me a pink laptop! And if it is with an apple, then it can be silk.

Comment to the news: "Iran and Spain will begin extraditing criminals to Kazakhstan"
Thank you, but we have no place to go!! O_O

" is extended Who has cancer? and who has cancer?

Friday 17:00, a colleague over fifty, with an education of physicist, begins the phrase: "In the 60s, when aliens were completely naked..." #why?! )))

Picture: “Diplomated engineer-theologian sanctifying a new energy block”

The theological engineer? Maybe a technician?

I had a tooth with arsenic today. They burned up the rainbow! And I, with my mouth filled with cotton, broke in pauses non-memberly:"Inquisition!"
WOW WOW WOW!! Why are they like you???( by
for a thousand 😉

A: I am scared
V: Do not confuse "Ohuen" with "Ohuel"

xxx: Ladies, has anyone barbed your hair with open fire?
by Jeanne d’Arc

Beda... I bought a video card so that I could finally play in skyrim normally, my personal life improved and I stopped appearing at home... I bought a large pack of condoms (we were tired of taking small packages) and I broke up with a girl...
Now I sit down and think what to buy? Am I the same?

XHH: Briefly, only very briefly, describe the architecture of your current project.
Shame on God. Short enough?

I went to the microwave in Eldorado.
The seller consultant was very willing to help, gave good advice, including on operation.
The most memorable advice he gave in full seriousness:
When you warm up food or cook it, let it stand on the table for 10 minutes so that all the harmful microwaves out of it.
O_O

The mail, the mail... I’m tired. I really had a fist.
The mother-in-law died (he was a good man) The husband gave authority to the inheritance (dacha). I came to the register, I request the necessary documents. I explain that it is a matter of inheritance, I show a certificate of death, authorization. I am told in response that the owner of the house has not issued such a document and no one but him can do it. I was asked to bring the owner with a passport. Otherwise, they will not give me the docks I need.
I spent 5 minutes looking at the death certificate.
Then in the same place.
Are the Geodeticists Coming?
I – I do not know.
So ask your husband.
My mother-in-law made the docks through a credential to some realtor. My husband doesn’t know either.
So ask the mother-in-law.
And you are the mail... the mail... This is where trolls multiply.

I came from work and saw three of my cats break down the keyboard trying to get out of under the buttons of the cockroach..I sit the glue keys pulled out with the root soft but blatant nail-like legs.

A modern politician is a person who always chooses his own well-being between protecting the interests of the voters and moral principles.

Today I call my eight-year-old son to the computer, I say:
Do you want me to show you your school from the satellite? She is like a palm!
The child is undermined, looks with interest, pretends something and with poorly concealed hope gives:
- Dad, can you hit the satellite now?

Lucy left me.
Okay to you! You will have 100 more!
A hundred more? God, for what reason?

and ppc. I am going to the medical department today. The boys sit down and discuss:
I am taken with prolapse.
2 and I am sick.
And so for whom. Here I go to the stomatologist, he looks at my teeth, gets a calculator, what he thinks and says, “You are not fit.” Remove the calculator and call the next one.
The kids are watching me :D

As for the post of Russia, since it is so popular here:

He was on a trip to another city, neighboring Moscow. I forgot my official card, I was sent by post to Russia in a envelope. It came through through (!!!) Exactly in the middle. I don’t know what to do with it that would have two layers of skin and cardboard pierced. There, apparently, triangulation is happening.