Everything went smoothly until he realized that the torch had to be turned around.

To be married is to not be able to buy black socks. The husband will take them for his own.

Morocco: I am sorry
by Olya?? to
Moragone: I want to live
Olya:your desire is a little different from my plans for your organs))
Morocco: O_o

xxx: Fuck, ipad, I better know how to write the word fuck! Shut up, not shut up!! Do it yourself, the fool!! to

and 1017

Wherewolf: Well, let’s prohibit it clearly.
People who watched him as a child subsequently ruined and looted the great country.
This has a detrimental effect on the child’s psyche.

Rumik: I buy my little pants for the height of 116, although he is about 110. long-legged turned out to mean. And the residents! And still brown eyes while blonde...death to girls!))

I also gave it to U-Shu.

tutta: no, well if a girl is well cut, then there is no difference between eyelids and blonde ?

I mean, it’s good ? ? ? ? ? ?

Right was the classic, the personality of a person is shaped by the environment... and the Sabbath and Resurrection are degraded.

My parents, leaving home and leaving me alone, give me guidance.
and Dad:
Do not drink, do not smoke, do not drive men home.
With a breath of despair:
Let him bring someone, maybe even get married.
The MDA. Still, the absence of my personal life is angry not only me alone.

I play tanks. There is a little boy, 2.5 years old, on his knees.
The tank goes, the tank fires.
I: Right, right is right.
Suddenly they wander, I sit silently.
Fuck the fly!

xxx: he (cat) shrugged my hand to the blood...

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yyyy : (

XXX: I am crying

yyyy : ((

xxx: shedding blood, hardly added to the pharmacy box and..... did not have time.......... the wound healed

xxx: We then still assembled the moped from the bicycle and the straps. Driving 25 to 30 km/h

We sit in the office, waiting for an uncle from the transport company Major. Well, he came and after signing the documents he had to show the manager how to use their site, more precisely our personal cell on it. He asks to open him an Internet explorer, which he hears the screams of the whole office and the phrase that we do not have it and here, attention, he gives: "You what? After all, without this program you will not be able to access the Internet in any way!". We were even upset. He has a leading specialist there. and :)

by Carlo

Logic is when you understand that citizens who believe that everything in the USSR was done through their ass are themselves made in the USSR.

XXX I gave up.
Now you are a man.
XXX: and this joke is going to play in planes
xxx: the man
Tagged with: fuck, fuck
Yyy: born can’t fly

Announcement of the strip club:
of UW. The dancers.
I remind you that every Friday and Saturday everyone must observe the dress code: corsets and always socks.
Answers such as: broken, I have one sweater, or we draw with a flommaster, will not pass.

111 - Dry, and how the song is called... / oooooooooo tar tar tarara... type of that shorter)
222 - green-eyed boyar taxi
111 - Ahaha
111 - no))) in English
Green Taxi Boyarsky

I go home at 9 p.m. after work. Call to home.com
Hello Blah Blah Blah, how many people are in the apartment?
Me and two cats.
How many TVs are on?
- two
What are you watching?
Two Cats Watch Animal Planet for Adults
- (second pause) eyeyeyeyee, clearly (short guts)

the hardest trolling - put on the first seconds in porn, blue screen))

My son has a bad day today. In the bus, the hand stumbled, the boss called, and neither of this nor of this stumbled, then he (the guy, not the chef, unfortunately) threw a hot coffee on himself,
He went for a beer and dropped the keys into the elevator mine. He decided to help me - instead of cheese, he barely cut off his finger. I wanted to offer him comforting sex, but after he didn’t fit in the turn, and instead of the door went into the wall, I think it’s better to refrain.

Conversation with Bates on Saturday night:

B: What are you doing tomorrow?
I will sleep tomorrow.
B: Well, this morning, and then what?
I: No, it is tomorrow