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[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №69446
 02.09.2012
Tagged: bdsm
xxx: unlimited goodness, compassion and mercy

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №69445
 02.09.2012
Every year in millions of Russian families comes trouble: summer vacation ends :(

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №69444
 02.09.2012
X: Did you not notice? I washed the kitchen floor.
Y: When did you get it?
X: When the juice shed...

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №69443
 02.09.2012
XXX: yesterday took the perforator from the neighbor until Monday
XXX: first time in two weeks slept normally

[ + 39 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №69442
 02.09.2012
Does the absence of a girl have anything to do with knowledge of Japanese?
The absence of a girl is related to the knowledge of German. Knowledge of Japanese is related to where.

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №69441
 02.09.2012
...Equation on the state flag of Kazakhstan!In the classes step-by-step march!" and grimit "Farewell to Slavyanka"....

by a lucky coincidence, the children of my school were leaving the line-up under the imperial march.
Teacher of Computer Science)

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №69440
 02.09.2012
Fuck, eat hunting, and there is nothing in the refrigerator except fucking.
Come here, we have pets.)
I don’t know your address.
Do you smell :D
Within 20 minutes *
Open the door, open the door ?
Oh, that’s fucking shit.

[ + 35 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №69439
 02.09.2012
Nat: I just blinked at him with a turning blink to get him out. I didn’t realize my husband was broken.

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №69438
 02.09.2012
>> Let the cat smell the foods so that it does not digest. Remove the meat. If it is lazy, it can be left so.

In the beginning it was thought "to reject (i.e. take away) meat from the cat", long stuck in the screen O_o

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №69437
 02.09.2012
A brother from a wild province came to visit me. I gathered from the morning, went through the whole city to the station, met him. I am back home, and my wife has already gathered a consilium from two friends. They sit down, chase tea, talk about something. My wife asks, “Hungry?” and I say, “Yes, I haven’t had time for breakfast.” She goes up, goes to the kitchen, my brother and I follow. He warms up the pasta, says, “I thought I’d go to my mom so you could do without me?” and “I’ll say something about sandwiches, I’m smart, I say.” The wife goes out to the hallway and cries to her girlfriends: “Have you heard? The Lord has appointed me a beloved wife!"
My brother’s jaw went into a plate with pasta.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №69436
 02.09.2012
In order for your wife not to trust you homework, it takes a special wisdom and a whole life.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №69435
 02.09.2012
My mom came to visit. On the ceiling, the walls are folded.
M: So you didn’t shake up.
I: Yes, high, I jumped and jumped, but I never got it.
M: So you don’t have an aspirant at home?
I: Nafiga, I have a man in the house.
M: Oh, so you didn’t jump there.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №69434
 02.09.2012
I go to Kharkov on the road. I am stopped by a haishnik and I appear to be an inspector of Daibas.

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №69433
 02.09.2012
Discussion of the new smartphone on the Hubble:
xxx: I may not understand something, but the aluminum body, resistant to scratches, is about what?
This is for porn lovers.
Zzz: And in the iPad, forgive me, is it absorbing? and :-)

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №69432
 02.09.2012
by Daria:
In four hours I must get up and in six hours I will speak to my first-class alma-mater. What can I wish them from my soul?
Don’t shut up the day before! ?

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №69431
 02.09.2012
From SMS mail:

Hi, sorry for not answering, there was no network on the road.
X: Oh, I was worried about you, or I was worried about you.
Yyy: Thank you, of course, but I can chew my teeth for now.

[ + 42 - ] [5 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №69430
 02.09.2012
Today, on September 1, for the first time in all my time at school, there were three pops on the line, who read our speech, sang prayers for ten minutes, and finally walked through the ranks of schoolchildren, sprinkling on us with holy water. Not a fuck? Where are we turning? The children came to the temple of science and knowledge, crazy.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №69429
 02.09.2012
I dreamed this morning that I was getting married to you, in a short dress, broken ballets and construction gloves spotted in bitumen. I woke up with the thoughts: 1) No one should ever know about this, 2) I will not change my name.

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №69428
 02.09.2012
I really like hiring announcements like "The freight service requires drivers with their a/m". I look forward to the soon appearance of vacancies of workers with their machines, machinery workers with their trains and oil workers with their tower.

[ + 39 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №69427
 02.09.2012
Bluejeans: I would like to know Christ’s opinion about the Russian Orthodox Church and, in general, about the Church – Orthodox, Catholic, Protestant... Whether they were, in general, intended or predestined by them. This is very similar to infringement of copyright.

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