K3 :
(Reference to article "Accident without GIBDD. A computer program will be developed"
Computers will be quickly processed.)

by J4R:
"For the reconstruction of the accident, run the GTA 4 in fuck it exactly the same" :D

If Apple made bicycles...
<chh> free to turn the steering wheel, brake the wheel
Air for the wheel 5 backs, pump only with a special pump, through a special hose
<wow> pumps and air from other bicycles are not suitable
<ow> the luggage compartment is there, but you can't ride anyone on it, as this is contrary to the terms of the license
<wow> iVel is fast, but the pedals are rotating very hard and the strength is enough for a maximum of half a day
The new iVel costs like three regular bikes
“Wow, but people are willing to pay any money for a bite apple icon on the wing and a stylish white frame.
<zzz> Apple will prosecute other cyclists for breach of patents :)
<wow> yes, because other bicycles also have round wheels!

XXX (13:30:28 3/09/2012)
He accidentally got out and asked for a washing machine in the store. What the seller asked: "Men’s shampoo is what?"

From Habr:
Hopefully Half-Life’s third part will happen before the third coming of Christ or the third world war.
YYY: When HL3 comes out, a temporary ceasefire will be declared in World War III.

Reading about what the girls are going to install the screw, I thank my brother and father for being able to put it on their own. For the honour preserved.

X: The demons burned my cottage!! to
Y: ahahhah)))))) trouble))
At first I thought the house was burning. and the cottage (
Y: We should have picked up the most necessary things faster, scream -Fire!! to
X: So I started collecting, first the passport, then the cottage.

(1 of September)
XXX is Hi. How was the City Day celebrated?
YYY: Okay, it was just cold.
Alcohol was not sold anywhere. My friends said I’ve never seen so many sober people in one place 😉

The boss calls:
S is allo! Where are you?
I: In the office.
Q: Does the Internet not work?
I: It all works!
Q: There is no agent?
I: I work...

I recently discovered a new way of dating - a man ran after me a quarter to give a visit card, I wept all the street that I was married, he wept that he was very ashamed, but to take the visit card.

Only in Beijing you get in a taxi, the route sounds, and the driver says “Oh, I have something to go there... Maybe, where else?”

We discuss the new law "On the protection of children from harmful information", one of the sentences:

... well, and 18+ write everywhere you can, such as there even on the fence something like: "Attention, the content is strictly 18+: S"

How old are you, baby?
and ten of them.
(I, Ophegev) It cannot be so! What if in truth?
So then six.

He doesn’t exaggerate, he feels so 😉
I remember when I was 5 years old, I was very confused about the principle of age determination. I walk under the rain, I think - and I don't understand anything, something is clearly wrong with something.
I refer to the authorities:
Mom, how old am I in fact?
and five
No, I can’t live so little.
How much do you live? How do you think yourself?
20 years?

Kate: In general, it’s funny: women fly into space, drive a car, work as car sliders and towers, pull bags with cement, a huge bunch of screws into the scales – so it’s okay, we’re all used to it, even nothing surprising. But it's just to say that you're playing in some devil, so immediately "Take care of yourself!!and "

YYY: Now I went out to call, I come back - all the lunches chew. Without looking at Sisadmin, I say “Good appetite,” he raises his head and looks strangely at me. And then I realize that everyone has food, and he has wires, a solder and a bottle of denature.
YYY: I always suspected they weren’t people.
XXX is it!

Men are so funny. I tell the guy that my friend is gay. The guy immediately frightened:"Bli-i-in, and we agreed with him to go for a beer. We need to call and cancel immediately!!!" I reassure:"Yes, you are not at all in his taste, I assure you are not like him in THIS PLAN"And immediately I hear the offended:"And why do I not like it?and "

I walked with my son in the playground. There are various houses, boats, lawns, etc. While the son was wearing, nothing to do began to read inscriptions on the specified structures... In addition to the usual "I am looking for a guy", what kind of phones and mat was delighted by the deeply thoughtful record "Egor + sausage = Egor";.

Today I was obscured by a brilliant idea of how one sentence can combine the "shelf from the DSP" and the "good.
Here’s how: "A good carpenter won’t make a closet of DSP"

It was painful, offensive, unfair... I gave her millions of lives.
She swallowed them...

Here is a thousand and a half, as you asked.
YYY: Why not two?
In what language did you say thank you?

I was sick yesterday at home: I washed the floors, dishes, laundered the linen, sliced, roasted the cottage, hanged the curtains, hanged the lamp, dryer, wire for the plinths cleaned, book read and burned the screwdriver and scratched the computer ) On him fell the bed disassembled which slipped on the laminate while I scratched the dust from the vacuum cleaner bag and thrown the burnt screwdriver which drilled concrete in the kitchen to clean what I put on to hang the dryer to hang the white to hang the cleaner.