XXX is fun in the city.
YYY?
xxx yesterday went out at the wrong stop, immediately got into the jungle
I think I’ll go home on foot. Ohha! In 15 minutes, I wore red saliva.
YYY the hoops?
XXX is black. Somehow left there.

About 11 p.m. under the window flew a garbage car, from the matyuhalnik (for the entire quarter) was first "Control of communication" and then, with the same voice, "Nihua is loud".

From Habr:
In my old work, computers in the network called the names of girls (Natasha, Tamara, Light, etc.). It was quite comfortable. But in the end, the deputy director heard the conversation of the administrators: "Serog, come to the deputy director, there Natasha fell and doesn't want to get up. Maybe he has a virus.”

Tanya: I liked it so much: To prove his love to her, he climbed the highest mountains, crossed the deepest rivers and crossed the widest deserts... She left him. He was never home.

Anna: ha) I would show Goche, but he is not at home today )))))))))))))))))

Samabs: Recently, the pop asked to pay for church utensils – cadilla-panicilla candlesticks-lamps and so on. I got into the topic. Church crafts are made in the workshops belonging to one side of the church. Does the church sell it all for our money? That means I had to say to my customers at the time - guys, go to the store for me, and I will sell you in it. Strong somehow.

The xxx:
We change the asphalt everywhere. I go out of the store and see this picture:
A skateboard runs, the asphalt that has just been laid, suddenly stalls, stops at the light on red! It is green, he is gone. I think something is wrong here, I look at the sides - I see mints in the bushes stand and write out some head in an orange penalty.
Now the workers are afraid to break, szuco :)

YYYY :
Lol, they would still be deprived of the rights of the person who paints it :D

Q: Did you see, Denchik, has been walking in the same balloon for 4 years?
WOW : Yes. I also saw the photo.
WOW: And they have not changed much: neither Dench nor Balakhon))
The day is fine.
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
He is watching for himself.)

I have a thought, and I think of it.

I cannot be measured in half!! I am whole!

Great Soviet cartoon

The more we love a woman, the less chances others have!

I read it on one of the popular alchemy websites.

English for Euro. of Donetsk.
Reanimation doctors from the Kalinin Hospital told a story, I reproduce by memory.
In the hospital, an ambulance received a patient - a young Englishman with a wild poisoning. The thirsty young man was trying to go into a deep coma all the time, but our doctors did not let compatriot John Youse die from eating in the city created directly by Youse. Returned the guy to the quarter-finals literally three steps to the light at the end of the tunnel. The Englishman came to himself, looked around and, not noticing St. Peter, was dirty.
The boy went to the supermarket and said shit!! and Ochrenel. He has never seen such an abundance of alcohol at the price of 5-10 euros. He has also never seen such a quantity of red caviar, which is prohibited as food in the Kingdom. Go here, there would be money.
And he had – 70 pounds in hryvnia equivalent. He went on. Buying 5 bottles of "white" and 1 kg of red caviar, the Englishman arranged a holiday in honor of English football. And he ate in English too: he drank a glass of vodka and... drank it with a glass of red caviar. Then the cycle repeated.
On the fifth bottle and the fourth bowl of caviar, his gastrointestinal tract leaked. Donetsk doctors in the image of Archangel Gabriel returned the poor to the sinful land.
not for long.
The day after, the ambulance returned the man. With the same signs and watermelon smell everywhere. Losing consciousness, the Englishman politely greeted the already familiar resuscitationists and went to the nirvana. He was hardly drawn from there, he had already seen the Buddha and his singing elephants. Influencing in the English cane enema, doctors advised to switch to at least a separate diet - not to interfere with a kilogram of protein with liters of alcohol.
The Anglo-Saxons understood it. I realized.
A day later, he returned to the hospital as a prince in an ambulance car, surrounded by a white-colored paja. According to him, before the beginning of a new life he decided to mark the end of the old.
The resuscitation brigade roared in the whole voice. Especially when the Englishman said to the doctor, “Hello, Sasha!” and whispered. On the anniversary, the third in a week, the washing of the stomach ran to watch even from the morgue.
Especially rejoiced everyone the desire of the awakened Englishman to learn how to transfer the money for treatment to the hospital. Having learned that we had free medicine, the Englishman tried for the fourth time to fall into a coma.
Answered... ©

If you can’t choose one of two men, choose the other. Because if you really loved the first, the second would not have appeared.

The xxx:
It is boring, fucking
I hope you come tomorrow.
The xxx:
The parents of the mosquito found it.
The xxx:
And yes, the last two messages are not related to HDD.

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Lisha, my sweet one! I want your name!! to
And three more children!! to
To introduce a family member?? to

And it seems to me that in Russia the fashion for raw food appeared at the same time as the availability of loans?

Sex, scratches, rock and roll and union film!

The Russian football team defeated Argentina with 8:0.
This is the result of the Paralympic Games.
Which of the Russian football teams do you think disabled people play in?

The chat operator. Time of Full Night.
Oksana (agent of the operator):
Hello to Julia!
by July (Abonement)
Hi to.
*there is a long conversation on the topic of recovering the phone book from the stolen SIM card, and a general exchange of kindnesses, and advice from the operator to use the service of synchronization of the phone book on the MTS server*
and July:
thank you. It is a pity that it cannot be so.
and Oksana:
Yes, I agree, but if you use this service in the future, you will not have any more such difficulties.
and July:
The fucking! Are you a man too?! to
and Oksana:
The T-S-S! Just don’t tell anyone. and :)

If a blonde is natural, then this is the reason, if painted is an excuse.

Parents are burning in the kitchen. Mom beats the bowl, the beer folder at the table pulls and in the telecock wraps
Natka: mom whistle begins that he doesn't help, then the folder hand up raised
And he solemnly proclaims: Dear, I will give you a star! The light will be bla-bla-bla! In a few seconds, a towel comes into his head.)
Good that it’s not a crap ;)

I lie in bed with a sweet girl. He has already begun to fall asleep and shrink quietly, I look at the telephone.
Her leg was scratched, from a large lazy decided to scratch her on the leg of her beloved.
He, opening one eye, stared at me astonished for 5 seconds and asked:
Kat, what are you doing?
My feet chew.
(Long pause) Katie, this is my leg. And she doesn’t sneeze...