Recipe for baldness: Smash your head with honey, wait three days, then strongly swallow in the palms - the flies will fly away, and the legs will remain.

The Olympics will soon...
Zzzz: I will watch volleyball
Zzz: and women’s tennis, he is pleased with men’s...
xxx: especially when Azarenka plays with Sharapova, their soundtrack can be applied to any German film

I open an orange envelope with an orange candy in it. I open a yellow envelope, with a yellow candy in it. I open the green envelope and in it... a red candy. Disappointment of the week.

Yes, I’ve seen a lot in the Post, but today’s case surpassed everything.

It is worth a huge line: Grandma, paying for electricity. Here comes a man, enters without a line and puts the box on the shelf, gets out of it bottles of honey, starting to advertise them. The grandmother and the employee look interested and say that we should try first. Here the man leaves and brings plastic spoonfuls from the car. The operator and grandmother forget about electricity and start tasting honey, discussing how many kilograms each will take. It takes 10 to 20 minutes, isn’t it?

By the way, since the beginning of the season, 8 mushrooms have been lost in the area. The Ministry of Emergency Affairs advises: when gathering in the forest, tell your relatives where you are going. Charge your mobile phone and put money on it. are lost? Call 01 (specify in advance how to call this number from your mobile). If within the limits of Kaliningrad - 8 (4012) 58-44-14.

1: I decided to change the floor, and yesterday I bought the nail dot.
2 for anesthesia.? to
This is idiot!! Paul in the house.

All the husbands, when they come home, sit down to play and even the grass does not grow.
Not the first year of marriage: No. My husband smokes first.

Lebanese farmers, armed with machine guns, grenades and mortars, repelled an attempt by the armed forces to destroy the marijuana fields grown in the Bekaa Valley, Reuters reports.

The Soviet tractor.

In the summer, the village. I walk past the gardens and I feel like something is behind me. Turning my head I observe this picture: a huge cock is flying on me, putting his cloth forward, well, I don't think for a long time, and with the words: "AchTySukoNah" from his feet in the very skulls. He flies to the side and to the shoes.
I go on so happy and I see a man standing in the garden, looking at me and giving out: These guys should be taken instead of all the Kerzhakovs there.

We play a dojo with the team, the time is an hour at night.
I have an unknown shit on the balcony!
Did Grandma see anything?

The fucking. I sleep now. I dream I am late to work. I wake up and I sleep at work.
c) Helios

They borrowed their WoT. For me, tanks are Battle City on Dendi and Niipet!! to

"Yes, I was arranged for the job of the senya, standing at the staff department, suddenly a man passes by, such an ugarny, and his phone is just ringing, and on the call a melody from Masyanya is standing, well remember, type "alo director, you went to the ch..y director..."

The Detective School. Because it sounds right: "you went to J..U, director"

Q: Do you know how to cook?
She cooked well at home.
He: And now I will also help ;)
She: Well, it’s probably going to work out anyway.

The girl made a mistake 20 times in a row.

Another example of double standards. A girl, we call her Masha Ivanova, sleeped with 20 men at the age of 23. Some Jamma Jameson slept with a much larger number of men, in all poses and angles. Let’s call things by their names – they’re both prostitutes. But at the same time, you call Jamie Jameson a star, you barely magnify it, and if she seduces you with a finger, run to her in a jump, without even looking at your girlfriend or wife. And Masha Ivanov amicably laugh and throw dirt.

Eeee: such a fuel-mineral on people's tables
Eeeee: immediately see who whipped
Goodman: And you too?
Eeee: DYK))))))))))))))
Goodman: Well, put two minerals on the table, let everyone see who’s the main host here))))

The championship of Russia in football: Anji - Kuban, coaches Gus Hiddink, Dan Petrescu, goals scored Samuel It'o, Lassina Traore, Joao Carlos.
And now find in this list the Russian (Russian) word...

The system, of course, you... but the pose I will choose myself!

I dreamed of you, by the way. You have radically changed your dream.
Shaman: Oh, tell me
Doctor: you painted in a blonde, wrapped the cushions, did something with the face that it became pale, pale and flat, like the movie vampires or porcelain dolls, on top of this cheeks slightly brown, wearing a colorful dress. It was impossible to know, but I knew it was you, by voice.
In this way you jumped, crawled, on a flowery lawn
Doctor: and subdued a matte with a chriptease
Shaman:... Fuck
Shaman: I was scared.
Shaman: if the matte with the chickenpox, then everything is okay
Medical : Yes

XXX is
The new Skype, like the Internet "Oslo"Explorer, lacks one great thing.
WOWU
The speed?
HHH
Deinstaller