I have a companion one fan of video sex chats rolling around, on naked models look, threw me a link to one broadcast, there is a model with an electric guitar, but they all squeeze instead of divorcing her on the wire sitting guitar discuss))))))

My husband and I went together...
WOW: Well, I want details of life together :)
In general, today, at three o’clock at night, I wake up, she’s not there, I think I’ll go water in the throat, and see what’s there and how. And there is such a picture: the whole kitchen is polluted with something red, everything is filled with water, some oats, and in the midst of all this splendor stands Marusya with a knife and my maite with ninja turtles, pronounced in blood...
WOW: Was she killing Vaska for what he reminded in her cages then? :D
xxx: the first thought was the same, even started looking helplessly in search of the cat. But it turned out that Masha opened the cooking with a knife, and when she got it out of the refrigerator, half the pepper dropped from there.
This is my future wife, and I don’t know what to expect from her next moment.

My daughter has no instinct of self-preservation at all. All would be nothing, but with her inventiveness it becomes a nuclear mixture.
YYY :?
xxx: She somehow managed to get in with the fork in the rocket so that it struck with the current. Ordinary table in the roof. So how? How did she succeed? I tried, fucking it doesn’t go through.
WOW: I see, the lack of self-preservation instinct is your family.

KzZ: Features of the handwriting of a good administrator – even written on paper passwords remain crypto-resistant.
FeYsT: Then we have 99% of medical records encrypted not below AES.)

Dating sites have a very specific terminology: 32 years means that somewhere 45, "last photo" - 8 years ago, and "a pair of extra kilos" - obesity of the first degree

A strong family is when a man does everything in his own way, and she only dreamed of it.

Here's how a familiar doctor taught me to make injections: "The basic principle is that your ass is not yours."

My husband says earning less than 150,000 is shameful for a man.
Do you earn 20? It happens...

I’m a bit psychic here.
NN: And what?
I now have a Mobius bowl >_<

XXX: Interesting
XXX: on one side.
xxx: With respect, Anton Kozlov, Director of the Volga Division
xxx: And on the other hand: "Good morning, I am the Director of the Volga Division of Kozlov"

In front of the TV with a girlfriend (there some wedding on the aquaplanes showed):
I: How would you like to be married?
D: At least in any way.

I want to protect you, to feed you.
Rosetta: Why to feed? I am so fat (
Arthur: There is such.
Rosetta is cattle!! to

from the category "What was it?"

Yesterday I slept with a girl (she is 25 years old) suddenly I hear from her:
You are a cake, you are a cake.
Then two seconds pause and adds:
I am a fool! (I turned to the wall)

I’ll show you tomorrow, it’s enough.
You promised, you will forever be so.
He says, “Lee, enough is enough.”
Everything, I’m sleeping
I can’t wait to live together. I’ll fuck you in place.

C forum, discussion of Wi-Fi routers:

xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx Compies often stand under tables, the radio signal slows down and there is a need to raise the antennas on the monitor (or on the table).
Antenna extenders are expensive
What are your tables made of?

How many more mysteries in our world... Yesterday I went to a tobacco kiosk and bought a pack of chicken, so the seller shot me a cigarette...

by Habrahabra

Honestly, I could never understand why the same iPad, and some other Android tablets do not allow them or call them.

Charon: Have you ever wondered why a carpenter strikes his nails with a hammer and not with a plate? You could save so much space in the set of tools.

Nuze: So you are sitting in the woods - the hammer has discharged, you just need one small nail to hit, and you have such luxurious, powerful flat-floorers, but next to the woodsman with a gun, he says - "only shake up I will shoot your ear."

I screw, study the service manual for disassembly of the notepad, the electronic cigarette is connected to the comp, I charge, parallel steam. A man with round eyes:
What are you doing?
I smoke manual.

When will you have free time?
And I never have it - you can come to anywhere.

Did I fall asleep quickly yesterday? Fuck, I don’t remember it was.
CCZ: Well, in general yes) then the truth woke up and gave out:
If we have a fly, let us call it a seed.
And it broke out ?
I couldn’t sleep for another 20 minutes.