Return from a 20-day trip
Wife says she missed sex for these 15(!) The days!
I hate this shit :)

Do you know how to ruin your son’s whole life?
WOW: How is it?
Say it so... boy, size is not important, a girl is enough and 30cm!

From the summary: Managing a fun project. If the project is not fun enough, the rapid growth of fun is guaranteed.

xxx: I realized that I learned to glue... somewhat brutally I do. Instead of complimenting her until five o’clock in the morning, I told her about the tactics of survival during the zombie apocalypse.

As one of my friends, who lives abroad, said: I watched the state election debates here. We have one Zhirinovsky. There is a whole Republican party.

Letter from a girl and a boy:

Listen, explain me about these girls, I don’t understand them.
XXX: You are offended.
xxxx without a reason
XX: Speaking of some heresy
xxx: jealous if a guy just looked at another girl
What they want is unclear.
......
YYY: Dear, you’re not going to fuck me anywhere?

There are people who want to die when they come from work.
There are people who want to kill when they come from work.
People, let us help each other!
c) ICE.GOBLIN

I run through the street like a puppy.
Because, on the street, they are inhumane! xd

Take a drink.
"I will not go home, or I will be driven".

This is how it was.

News from Vesti.ru:
In Yakutia came 50 degrees of frost. In some schools, classes for pupils of junior classes have been cancelled."

From Habr:
My son threw the Siemens M65 into the toilet. It was only discovered when he called.

My mother’s computer was covered, the wind flew. She took him to repair.
WOW: So what did you do?
No, but I laughed a long time.
WOW :?? to
She brought them the monitor)))))

Q: Do not be lazy, mark spam

U: So it will take the whole day to mark spam.

E: I’ll be like that if I mark every spam.

T: Fuck, I have already slept.

From the forum:

I like masturbation more, too, but not because it’s forbidden, but because it’s easier.
And then first these affections for 20 minutes, then the physical training itself for 2 hours. And the hands tremble from fatigue and the back is wet, and I already want tea with cookies. But it was all over, then the heavyweight: in the shower in turn and more hugs. In total, for one ejaculation, you threaten three hours and get tired like the hell.
I pulled it in 10 minutes, put it in the bathroom, and that was it. You do not even have to go in the shower. It was released for three days."

Mail.ru answers: "No, you can only feed the same food! That is to say, you can’t confuse Chappi, Pedegree and Hills! And feed the dog at the same time and place!". In the same place, LOL) Do not think of feeding the dog in the ear!

Nothing in the world is better.
How suddenly to capture the planet.
So that all the people will be respectful.
I worshiped Pinkie along with Brain.

@orangecalm

XXX: Do you drive me out of the apartment or the cabbage?

Yyy: Better than Cabbage

Yyy: Otherwise it will be little different from a banal drunkenness.

XX: Emm... and in the cocktail everything will be cultural. Let’s sit down, let’s break down the preference. Monokly shake and talk about the hunt for foxes?

- can ears and fingers frozen during direct inclusion be considered a workplace injury?
What did you produce?
Unforgettable impression, bl.

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YYY: And what now?
Now is the Super Finger!

Serge: Rushdie Stale defeated American Stale!! to
Prayer: How is it?
Serg: Svetkin's former was waiting for me today with a beat of baseball))) Naive) I had to pull out of the shop drin and shit the guy. From the first minute, he shut him down for three minutes. When he walked, he looked sad.
Serge: I promised not to come again.