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[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №149985
 26.03.2018
In one Bartholomew night more people were cut off than in the reign of the Terrible.

All this is like a discussion of who is more humane and decent: Chikatilo or Jack the Destroyer.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №149984
 26.03.2018
Vanno7380: Yes, you have to pay for everything yourself and I will tell you the idea. There is one company in Kemerovo, they pay workers like 40-45 good but fines for everything and everyone - in the end 25-30 on the hands, well, don't fall on the fines. But in addition there practice such participation of workers in the modernization of production. put a new telfer cost 300,000, in the morning come to work workers of all 145 people built. They announce, Yesterday someone joked by the toilet to everyone a fine of 1000 rubles. It goes two weeks again gathering, again smashed past the toilet to all a fine of 1000 r. My comrade asks, and who has seen, here is the security guard and technician, they say that it was a matter. Comrade says, we fucking probably pay the telfer?
All to work, and the speaker to the staff department.
This is the golden bottom for modernization. Learn to

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №149983
 26.03.2018
I can’t stand it, sorry)) to this:
59 is. I graduated with a gold medal.

I have to burn so.

In your resume it is stated that you have won the Nobel Prize. In which, let me ask, areas?
It is in Sarasota!"

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №149982
 26.03.2018
You will then compare it (night) with the Novgorod journey of the same Horrible. Or is it not visible in the eye? Or have you just not read about this journey, in books, with a normal reference machine?

We have read.

In 1569, Grozny arrived in Novgorod, which had about 40,000 inhabitants. There was an epidemic, and there was a smell of rebellion. According to the results of the reign of the emperor, the memorial lists fully preserved in the synods mark 2800 deaths. But Jerome Gorsay in “Russia Notes” points out that the opričniki cut out 700,000 people in Novgorod.

Are you referring to this glorious man?

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №149981
 25.03.2018
All this ill-imagined pedophilia has naturally fertilized the soil so much that a very real pedophobia has grown and collapsed. Congratulations from all my heart.

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №149980
 25.03.2018
Listen... it’s interesting, but does Bollywood make porn movies? Are they dancing and singing too? You are not aware?
The Government: Hm. I did not hear.
Vlad is no. They do not sing or dance. The usual porn. ( by
Has you already checked? So that’s sadness... where is the excitement?
I would sing if anyone’s mouth is not busy.

[ + 17 - ] Comment quote №149979
 25.03.2018
Here comes the joy of the flesh

>> The girls were walking in very short dresses? They walked. No one was embarrassed, no bad thoughts came to his head.

It was not embarrassing, on the contrary, it was pleasant.
Is it possible to call desire in the puberty period "bad thoughts"? Visited and so on! I do not see any deviation from the norm.
There was no internet with porn, "Playboy" was not published.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №149978
 25.03.2018
Shorter than usual...
Is this show?
I was advised to do superficial communication training. I registered and went. Real good training: an unusual approach, interesting solutions to situations, etc. And one of the tasks was to get acquainted in a popular place. I went to Ashan.
and?... O_O
- Shortly, the guard took me out of there and said that it was not easy to cling to people (((
I would say that this is a task!
You know, one of the conditions was not to tell anyone that I do this for training.)
Something in your training scares me a little.
What is?
The first rule of the Fighting Club.
Fuck... go you! How can I go there tomorrow?! to

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №149977
 25.03.2018
Stepanych: A friend I had here 3 years ago, called a taxi home from the cafe. The order was 170 rubles. To see something bad for him there in the cafe was fed, and at the beginning of the way he felt that the day valve in him was about to break off from all the safeguards. Since the prospect of carrying himself into some compact McDack in order to wrap it all from the ceiling to the floor did not smile at all to him, he persisted to the house itself. And already at the entrance door, and waiting for the taxi driver to count him 30 rubles from two cents, the valve broke. He didn’t get into the elevator, he went home by the stairs.

And when We had gone away from this revelation, caused by an abundant acceptance of bitterness, We gave him a new creature: Judas.
For he went out for thirty silver coins.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №149976
 25.03.2018
Conversation with the manager:
M: Users want this change. Do it.
I: For that I need access to such a stored procedure
M: I don’t have the right to give it to you, we don’t have a developer environment at all, and access to production is forbidden.
I: And then how should I do it? I cannot even see the process.
M: (after a minute of reflection) I’ll give you access, but you don’t tell anyone.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №149975
 25.03.2018
We missed the grievous whisper of a bodybuilder on the backbone, to whom the neighbor's complaint does not allow to turn on the turnik in shorts. The question that he has no money for a normal sporting suit – that we will leave too.

Calming training is done with the most open to all the winds and cold body, about which in history and talk, with no evil nudism. Not a word about money, haha. And that you either do not know how to read, or are very hopeful that others can't - that we will also leave, your attempt to bite the deer for the ass in general failed.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №149974
 25.03.2018
Well, the computer works in magic. Even Sisadmines, when they are cleaned, dance and beat the drums.

YYY:... in the drums of users...

zzz:...and they say: "What did you do, animal?and "

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №149973
 25.03.2018
Ping.Win is Stuttgart, Germany I do not speak German well, I need to call on the phone, I try to find out if they speak English.
I’m Speechen Zhi English (do you speak English?) is?
There is shit.
I would like to be Russian, too.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №149972
 25.03.2018
From the movie Jumanji 2

The story of the character Karen Gillan, who walks in shorts wide with a belt and with an open belly - a small minor girl. How to overcome her in such conditions? Shock, propaganda of pedophilia
Dwayne Johnson is a safe option, use it.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №149971
 25.03.2018
x: E211, E330, and several more "E", are very terrible preservatives
E330 – Lemonic acid

[ + 25 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №149970
 25.03.2018
The story of Ivan the Terrible.

Well, about "no one executed without trial and investigation" and about "3-4 thousand victims" - this is, of course, unnecessary decoration of the activities of the ruler, practically cut off, for example, Novgorod. By the end of his reign, the Terrible was a real paranoid. Although in his youth, he was sometimes very progressive. About the Bartholomew Night, by the way, the Terrible wrote with a considerable condemnation: "And what, brother of the dragiest, the mourning for the bloodshed that happened to the King of France in his kingdom, several thousand and even infants were beaten; and about that peasant ruler the mourning that such inhumanity of France the King of France has done on so many people and blood so foolish shed." But two years after the Novgorod pogrom, whose cow would fly.

The problem is not terrible. The problem of today. Each nation had its own Henry the Fucking and Karl the Wicked. But someone has their place - in a museum, where schoolchildren are shown "this is what fist was made in our country only a few centuries ago". And somebody puts them monuments and "save it out, but can"save it out.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №149969
 25.03.2018
(Moderators on the Troll)
I would have played him on DNA if there was a technical possibility.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №149968
 25.03.2018

Our headquarters took about 10 minutes to produce the highest scores in all points. He sounded like this: “Oh, your mother, you have to choose Petya!”
— — —
You need to watch movies more often, but don’t stop.
"Atta, bat, there was a debate. We will go to elections. Igor Chaplin is the Terminator, the rest are the Pidors!

[ + 34 - ] [5 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №149967
 24.03.2018
>>> And what Ivan the Terrible did...

What did he “create”?
During his reign in Russia he did the following:
The court of the jury;
Free primary education (church schools)
Medical quarantine at the border.
- local elective self-government instead of the voivod;
For the first time a regular army appeared (and the first military form in the world - in the shooters);
The Tatar attacks were stopped.
- equality was established between all layers of the population (you know that serfdom at the time in Russia did not exist at all? The peasant was obliged to sit on the ground until he paid the rent – and nothing more. And his children were considered free from birth anyway!) ;
slave labor is prohibited;
- the state monopoly on the trade in flour, introduced by Grozny, was abolished only a few years ago;
The territory of the country is increased by 30 times.
The emigration of the population from Europe exceeded 30,000 families (those who settled along the Crescent Line were paid a raise of 5 rubles per family. The expenditure books are preserved.
The growth of the well-being of the population (and the taxes paid) during the reign amounted to several thousand (!) the percentages;
During the entire reign there was no one executed without trial and investigation, the total number of "repressed" ranged from three to four thousand.

Someone would be good at taking an example.

[ + 27 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №149966
 24.03.2018
Orgy of shmorgy. We missed the grievous whisper of a bodybuilder on the backbone, to whom the neighbor's complaint does not allow to turn on the turnik in shorts. The question that he has no money for a normal sporting suit – that we will leave too. In fact, he is right! Were there trousers over the fence of the “Guest from the Future”? have been. Were the girls in very short dresses? They walked. No one was embarrassed, no bad thoughts came to his head. I can remember the children's film "The Adventures of the Yellow Bag" - there also a girl climbs on the fence, absolutely not embarrassed that the cowards are seen almost entirely. In "Masha and Vita" the dress of the heroine is much higher than the knees, and this also does not embarrass anyone - neither her nor others. And a woman in a short dress (Oh, horror!) No one considered her naked legs a prostitute. And swimsuits on the beach the ladies had bikinis, and the men had swimsuits. Fashion on the mini has passed, the loop of history has suddenly rolled back. The ladies have swimsuits of the 19th century, folded, with sweaters, even with shorts, and a paro, in fashion swimsuits to cover all the "unclean" places; men in shorts below their knees. Girls - in pants or loins under the dress, girls also in loins under tunics. Women in dresses on the floor. Where are we going, citizens?

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