Obviously

Well, why the dragon can be understood as a virgin. Why should a girl be the most beautiful? The dragon doesn’t care what form of meat to eat.

Don’t be ashamed to post your food on Instagram

At the time of the Olympics, wars were stopped. The Olympic Games are the continuation of war by other means.

Sohaty: We’re going to go to Moscow with a hoppestop.
The Cat: LOL Maybe by car? ?
Sohaty : No.

XXX: I am currently dating Katie. By passport, of course, it is still Serezha, but will soon have to change. And you know, you all sit down, don’t be ashamed, but I’m better to stand.

XXX: What did you buy?
and Scotch.
XXX: This is not the Scottish.
Yyy: In the sense, not the one we deserve, but the one we need?
xxx: I asked to buy a special painting scotch.
Yyy: Oh, it’s like malars don’t care about drinking.

Once, when I was on duty at the headquarters, I was on duty at the police station. From each company when serving on the switch, arrangements are transmitted, such as who is daytime, who is on duty. I recorded all the information in the journal and sat down on the ballad. Replacement for today. I stretch out to him the journal, he looks, on a table in three companies (and we have five of them) Rabshana and Jamshuta. Go up. I free him the space behind the switch, he raises the telephone, presses the call of one of his mouths. After the day-to-day response, something like a day-to-day tube button looks! Quietly speaking to the telephone -I'm your mom and ball, and it includes a loud communication. Dnevalny does not know that this is a police officer, he begins to react with a selective mat and his own and Russian and promises of punishment, up to murder. Zampolit quickly connects the second company. The second daytime raises the tube, and from there, the matts, and even with threats. He begins to scream in response. Zampolit quickly incorporates the following company. We listen to an incredible scandal on the air, and we mourn with laughter. I would never have imagined that our police would be such a joke.

xxx: Some members of the guild shared with me things they did not share with anyone else. Someone suffered from depression, alcoholism and drug addiction. Sometimes female players became victims of harassment by male players. Sometimes husbands asked me how to save their marriage – I usually advised them to stop playing so much at Ultima Online.

Because of your Negroes I read about the languages of Africa. One of them is the Ethiopian language of the tigris. I want!I want to talk to the tiger! It sounds like!

>and asks who stands closer to the distribution table: Give me...

Now think about what she thinks about you.

Personally, I have that spruce that spruce is usually associated with decoctions.
The berries were collected earlier from the bushes and cooked in the winter.
Just the shrub grew less often than the shrubber, the berries were smaller, the effort was greater, and the shrubber was considered more useful.
As a result, if everyone knows about the decoction of shrimp berries, then about the same thing, but many have already forgotten about the shrimp.

But alcoholic solutions from the pharmacy are a persistent association to the name only in alcoholics.
When they don’t even think that there is even a decoction.

xxx: these athletes in their sports are directly impaired. One, only born, left the infant at home and ran on skies to ride
yyy: the milk is gone))

Today I discovered the cause of a leak under the washing machine, about which my husband was drinking for two months. The joint of the tube with the knee was detached. Clamped with a hermetic, wrapped with a fumen.
And he? Standing and watching. I gave the knives. It is good to be an elephant 2 meters tall and weighing 120 kg. He just doesn’t get under the washing...The next time I’ll choose a man smaller...

I am looking for a girl named Christina to study in the Technical School of Technology and Design today crossed up with you on the screen.
Poor children, so sluggish that they even crossed everything on the pitch.

Usually my husband and I sleep under the same blanket, but the last nights are cold, put another on the bed so that you can hide from above. I go to bed at night and my husband is surprised.
Do we sleep under different blankets?
“No,” I say, meaning that the blankets are common. Under one.
After thinking, I add:
But they two.

It just came to mind...
Dragons are reproduced by telegony.
Here the dragon stole the princess and had sex with her (well, he has a small penis, well, the size is not important). The princess can't fly away from it (well, there are different types there, hue-may), and then the dragon loses the prince (sometimes with a fatal outcome). A prince marries a princess and she gives birth to a dragon (the dragon was the first).
P.S There is a belief that only a virgin can calm a dragon.
P.P.S. I need to ask my mom if she really made me tea today.

Sometimes it happens, you sit, concentrated on some work, not distract for a long time, and solving the task, you relax the brain. And then the spontaneous thought arises: How did I get here? Yesterday I was riding from the gorka on the capote from Zaporozhca1! And then just as abruptly releases, and you sit, such, you work.

When trainees come from the universe and school, the hospital is noticeably revitalized.
In the departments, repairs immediately begin, nurses tell about the nasty practitioners, in short, fun.
But the most fortunate of us, pathologists, is that students really want to see the opening, and I want to get them out of fainting.
The own history.
and Tuesday. I sit down, knock on the phone, knock on the door.
A student comes in and says:
- We would have it, well, it is, in general, like an opening - a younger colleague
There are no bodies yet. - I answer because in the last two days the sanitary judge had more work than I did.
The student shrugged his head, silenced for 10 seconds and gave a cool phrase:
Aaa, it is a pity! This is here, and when will it be?
I relentlessly take a piece of paper and, trying not to smile, answer:
Grishin from cardio is weak. Probably on Thursday.
The student thanked and left. I laughed and forgot.
On Thursday, I am on holiday, I have a quiet breakfast and here the manager calls me:
- Artem Vladimirovich, explain why I now have students and are demanding to open a living Grishina?
I laughed to tears, and the whole morg, as they say, lay.
The comments:
Katya Krutikova: Well, Morgi is always lying.
by Danil Suhanov
As you want, but in an hour Grishin is on the table!
Irina Grishina: The feeling when you are a Grishina...

It is funny, of course, to discuss how women in our world are not forbidden anything.
At the same time, fresh news about the ban in Turkmenistan for women to drive cars, about the fact that it is the same car allowed to drive women in Saudi Arabia in 2018. And in some Russian regions, girls are still taught by circumcision (who scream about male circumcision is better to go to Google immediately and see the difference)
The boys, of course, also have problems... but the chat is also of their gender.

HH: That is something else. I saw yesterday
Sitting on the train, touched
xxx: in the neighboring compartment of the placard grandma and girl 17 years old
After 10 minutes, the grandmother helped the girl with the phone, how to turn the internet on it
HH: Or she was given to use, and she has not mastered yet.
by : 0
xxh: tried both in this sensor, realized that the internet is already on
We just walked into the city.
Here the grandmother gives
XHH: "So where is my favorite YouTube?"
by : 000
I tried again, found
Hera se babky šli
Don’t be in a hurry, guess what’s next.
My grandmother asked where is Insta?
Oh yeah no, no no. The girl took the spikes and began to tie the shirt. Probably a shark.
Q: Are you alive there?
I am afraid to live in this world.

xxx: I have a problem - your FAQ does not work in the ads!
yyy: The problem isn’t just yours, it might be because TXT files don’t support hyperlinks. In the headline, the font is used with emphasis.

No, the opposite is all. Those children who are up to thirty or forty years old can't get away from my mom's sweat - with them and after the demand is not great. Helping the elderly independent, responsible people - they are usually not found in the parent's home after 18.

Well, when 18 is completed, the citizen of the Russian Federation immediately appears an apartment and income