>> Before the era of the Internet, the sofa troops (clops) were eliminated by carrying sofas for the frost in the winter.

In the room of Uncle Vani.
Where the cabinets and cabinets,
Living in a small sofa.
The evil, red spots.
They were starving,
It was cold,
Dried in powder,
Drying with water,
They were caught with gas.
of Kerosene Masali,
Nothing helped –
Do not lick and do not lick.
Everything that survived the battle,
It only became evil.

Tired of Uncle Van
Between chairs and cabinets
Holding yourself in the sofa.
The evil brown bugs.
Remove them cold.
to starve them,
Stir them with powder.
Drain them with boiling water
And putting them in gas.
Pull them up with kerosene.
He bought and sold the sofa.
The wise man was Ivan.

xxx: in my memory burned forever the word "andedovka": so began to be called pepsi in narrow circles after a dozen-two translations "Feel the taste of life with Pepsi!" from Russian to Chinese and back through the industry gave no way out "Shipping water will raise your dead!"

Yyy: In the days of the Fido, any cola, not just pepsi, was referred to as an andendovka because of the similarity of color with a donor blood package. The Chinese translation came much later.

With Hicks:
Trabant: I have met somewhere in the literature about the deadly dose of salt, a single 200 grams of the total.
sergku1213: Well it’s quite toxic. For example, in relation to titanium oxide, a case of taking 2.5 kg of titanium oxide is known. Without significant harm to health. It was revealed that the man took the substance by mistake. I have a question – with what did he confuse titanium oxide? All 2.5 kg? Only beer comes to mind, but it is liquid.
A man in the kitchen for the first time. Ispek blades with flour from a strange package. It turned out to taste not like his wife, but did not want to admit his culinary failure and ate. All of. Then the woman found the missing white...

This is what to do, right?

On the one hand, it is good that medicine is at height, cares for the deeply premature, adapts seriously sick.

On the other hand, natural selection is not working, the genome is deteriorating and humanity as a whole is becoming more and more sick and weaker.

>> in the school before the high school was convinced that LESRUK ("wood of hands!") - is such a mythical creature, a mixture of the woodlord and the physician, always and at any lesson ready to go out to the board

In fact, the teachers said “Let’s rock!” but we didn’t know English yet.

xxx is. My cat taught the dog to beat with his leg...the dog can’t control his nails like a cat and I, lying on the couch and watching TV peacefully, came to the neck with his nails in the eye, and it hurt.
xxx is. Today in the morning in the shower was almost overwhelmed by terrible sounds - this cat really GAVKAL, only he did it in his own way "MaAAV, MaAAV" loudly and very not like a cat.
xxx is. I am afraid that will happen next.

A convenient thing is a voice set of text. Put one empty bowl next to the microphone, the other with water. You begin to transfer. The diploma is ready.

Article on 4pda: "Apple will fix one of the main shortcomings of the latest MacBook"
Commentary by the programmer:
1st deficiencies are
2nd Some disadvantages
Three Among the shortcomings are the main
4 is Some major disadvantages
4pda trolley Apple

There was a funny situation in the store today. The man bought a robot vacuum cleaner and decided to test it. The vacuum cleaner turned on and left his new owner in the store.

In the distant 1977 I finished high school. I am so old. Our school was called a high school. Probably because it introduced professional training, namely driving (after school at the age of 18 you could get the rights) and drawing (the certificate of a drawer-copier was given to the hands). But not this matter. When I got into the army, for some reason I was immediately ordered to issue a stengazette, appointed a political informant, and one lieutenant even asked to write conscripts for him. A month later, I learned from this lieutenant where I got that attention from. It turned out that somewhere in the documents was wrong. And in the field of education, it meant that I had finished high school POLITICAL. No one knew what it was, but I was treated with respect.

xxx: Here they thought that when you make a sign to a customer "WE OPENED!", it would be good to add another piece with two letters with the same font "ON". If the business fails, you use it "N" and notify everyone "We HAVE COVERED!".
yyy: By the way, for the "disadvantaged" areas will be useful when opening: "We have opened up!"

Dear soldiers from all three sides! Ura-patriots and liberals! Go away from our apolitical quotation back into your fucking ones and go there. We don’t care about politics. No, really a whimper.

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xxx: in my memory burned forever the word "andedovka": so began to be called pepsi in narrow circles after a dozen-two translations "Feel the taste of life with Pepsi!" from Russian to Chinese and back through the industry gave no way out "Shipping water will raise your dead!"

There are a lot of Gypsies.
They are constantly in the shops.
But they behave calmly and do not stick to anyone.
Probably in an unworking state.
And today comes to meet a young Gypsy with a boy of 10 years, carrying packages with food. She quietly passes by, and the boy goes with his outstretched hand and cries:" give the money give the money nothing to eat".

If you are not responsible for your 2,000-man administration, how can you be responsible for the whole country?

By the way - behind the doors of the school, suddenly, the world in all its diversity: dumb, smart, humanitarian, technicians, red, fat - a shake, all together mixed walk! trouble...

A society without color differentiation of pants is deprived of a future

Being in a house with a cozy and comfortable atmosphere quickly began to think.

Either you fantasize, or your friend doesn’t tell you everything. Schools for adoptive parents do not just exist. The upbringing and development of other kindergartens are not carried out even by people with experience of adoption.

In Stanislav Lema’s book “The Star Diaries of Iyon the Quiet,” the story follows that the same Iyon the Quiet comes to visit aliens, communicates with human experts and they tell him that human women paint their lips with a red mask to mask the traces of the blood they drink from their men.
After 15 years of marriage, it doesn’t seem funny anymore, maybe they were right.

This is:

Guy, if a girl doesn’t know how to control the time and makes you wait for hours until she gathers – either tolerate, it’s incurable, or fall. It’s easier to find a punctual girl who gets up quickly than to rejuvenate a lazy dispersed vegetable. Here is real - I came - not ready - I turn and go alone, where I was moulded. I will meet you if you want to communicate.

And what if the lazy dispersed vegetable is me?

There are three ladies sitting there, one writing, the other two talking. I show my hand in the blood, the other hand underneath it I hold with a hammer - so that the blood collects. I told you to sit in the hallway.
I sit. I sit for forty seven minutes.

You won’t believe it, but in Israel, where medicine is at a very good level and the attitude toward patients is quite human, you can sit exactly the same way. If you are not paid. Hospitals respond either to people who loudly wept ("save-I die!", rather than goats, you know who I am??Or those whose diagnosis (direction of a doctor, an ambulance) is for them. The rest are still silent even if they have a tail in their heads. To die proudly and quietly I do not advise, it will not be appreciated.