I call the single reference of Moscow - only they can connect with the district MFCs:
- Please contact the MFC Ryazansky to find out if I was removed from the registration in the former place of residence.
- Such information is not provided by phone, you need to come personally with an identity card.
#$@% and! I set the phone and called:
I want to know the status of registration at the place of residence
How did the MFC submit documents?
and Ryazansky.
I connect.
In the MFC, I suggested everything without a whimper :)

Chelyabinsky court acquitted the eager, "self-constructing the road", and released the yplata of a fine of 2.5 million rubles.

An Australian blogger has uploaded 10 white noise chats to YouTube. In two and a half years, he received five claims in connection with copyright infringement.

Remember (which is older) the phones-automats, the same taxis that stood on the streets in buckets and under boxes? Where there were no mobile phones, they sometimes earned quite cool: you throw a coin (dry a phone card) and call. For some time, these phones were free. My future wife did not have a home phone, the poet went to the crossroads and called me from such a street house. The conversation was very long :)

As for these automatic phones, as it turned out, so you can call :) Yes, each of them had their city number (which is quite logical, but nobody thought about it!) is

It was discovered by chance, where I, walking with my wife, passed by that same apparatus. Think about pre-marriage romance. The wife picked up a mobile phone number, and a taxi number appeared on the screen. And then I decided to call back :) Give me a call. No, the call did not go, but when the wife took the telephone, the connection was established and we "talked."

The usual, entirely domestic "discovery" for some reason capitalized in the memory, as something surprising and unusual :)

If you are around the Apocalypse – be sure, be on a horse!

Dear non-Moscow girl, you know, and I was plagued by people who are trying to forbid us, the Moscovites, to be proud of their city.

Read it again. They are not proud of the city, but of themselves that they are so wonderful - they were able to be born in Moscow! have overcome! have reached!

My girlfriend gave me a fitness bracelet. There is no reminder of what is going on. I have been sitting at work lately. Now, where it works, I go to smoke. Not to sit. A useful thing, in short. I recommend!

I am in trouble, brother. You know, Anka and I are still the shit. So I decided to make her offer original. The wedding trip turned into an ordinary trip to the sea - Anka for half a year can't break the puzzle box with the ring :(

Norwegian playwright Henrik Ibsen was a very silent man. Rejecting frequent invites to dinner, he said:
I hardly talk to guests. The other guests, looking at me, are also silent. The owners become irritable. Why this me? Wherever I’m not visiting, society has a wonderful topic to talk about.

The acquaintance had a husband, who was twice in the basketball arranged a scandal in the exact same place. He was deadly offended and did not talk to his wife for several days. She could not understand what it was about. I wore it for insensitivity and inattention. I tried to fix and fix. And then I noticed that the scandal every day is arranged for a day to get the earnings and advance. And the allocation of money for the husband’s management of the farm “was gone.”

Wife to husband dreams:
We’re going to retire, we’re going to go to WOW.
Two years before the grandchildren leave.
So dishonestly! I spent my time with my kids. Let them sit with them!! to

I walk around Berlin and a local "enlightened" approaches me and with a familiar such an accent says:
Touch the true knowledge, read the Bhagavad-gita. Absolutely free!
I love to read, and this is such a great book for free:
– Let’s, I say, my Revelation, I’ll get acquainted tonight.
Of course, it turns out that the book is free, but a voluntary donation would not hinder:
As much as you have in your pocket, give it.
As you wish.
I lean into my pocket, solemnly take out two rubles from there, and, having taken the book, I go to sunset. On my back in Russian:
You and Python!

My son goes to the pool. I ask :
Do you not go into the water?
“You are, Dad, I’m not a little boy.
- Look, or the water around blue, there is a special composition.
It is not blue...

One day I invited friends.

I was about 16 years old. I went to school and drank beer. There was no one at home like me. It’s all the more interesting to go out on a cold street or in a dirty parade. came to me. Opened the beer. Conversation was engaged.

And my father came back to work much earlier than he should have. Clock for seven. The father bluntly nodded his head. Beer was not approved. But he decided not to take educational measures. On the condition that we drink only one bottle and sit like adults - without the oatmeal and goot. I drank tea and sat down with us.

The conversation did not fade. And the father told the story of how he fought with the Uzbek in the army. The NAC had no such impressive stories. My dad told me one thing. As a young man, he mistakenly smoked marijuana and ran in the elevator. On the dessert, the father told about how in his childhood lost in the taiga and ate protein.

In the end, my friends came to visit me. They were friends with Dad.

Schedule number 2:
Used for sex dispute between TP and MPH.

A virgin is needed for sex.
A woman is not a hole in her legs than to live with you, it is better to have cats.
“Well, the factories, we’ll soon get sex robots!
The vibrators are already there.
Women don’t need sex at all, it’s just for our money.
What, don’t they give?? to

The victim) Now instead of a scourge, you can use "template 2" as in that joke about the rabbits.

Who determines that cat food has become even more delicious?
My youngest daughter. The expert. and :-)

If everyone were happy, the notion of happiness would be absent.

Good affair

“Be careful, do not do good without witnesses.”
by Tom Lerner

At fifteen in a row, I was ready for a good deed. He waited straight, even speech in his head. Here is a call from an unknown number. I take the phone and turn on the intonation of the tired hero who saved the world:

and alo.
Do you hear, dog, you fucking go there? You don’t even know how you got there!
Meaning of “fall”? (The intonation of the hero has betrayed me) And with whom do I have the honor?
I will find you myself! And mentions will deprive you of two years of rights. Listen, briefly, come back here, to the scene of the accident, here and resolve. I’m squeezing, I’m waiting! Do you understand me, shit?
- Yes, I understood, I understood, but don't throw the phone, listen as it was, I'll try briefly.
So, yesterday evening, at eight o’clock, I was passing through your street and, right in front of me, from the “meeting” the car miserably turned through the “solid”. Naturally, it did not fit, your Lexus was pumped up and, without stopping, sinked at sunset. I, as an honest man and also the only witness, did not lazy, frightened, stopped, found something to write, well, and pushed you under the wallet a note with a phone to tell the number of the car of the culprit and, by the way, if necessary, a video from the registrar wanted to throw. Yes, I have a registrar.

So, now on the fact: the brand of the car I, unfortunately, did not see something intermediate between "Zaporozhiec" and "Belas". The number, first remembered well, but then wrapped up and gradually forgot. All hope was on the video. I came home, I watched, and the registrar, the dog, also did not record, with him this happens. I need to buy new.

The only thing I remembered with certainty was that the evil offender had a painfully good karma, and he was fantastically lucky, even jealous. Try to look for these signs. All good to you, you can not thank...

I hanged the phone and turned off the phone. Next time I’ll turn it on in a month, maybe in three. After all, this is a special phone, only for communication with online shops and new, unexpected friends.

“This is the point!",- Chubais thought, not seeing his surname in the "Kremlin list of the United States"... For the first time in many years he was on the verge of failure.

I don’t like the moment when you do any male work, and your wife decides to look at you and check the process. So you can get on your hand with a question like, “What is this? Why did you do so? Shouldn’t it be different?”I cut it off immediately, saying, “I haven’t done it yet! Boot, why are you asking, and you don’t understand anything about it? This is the process, and I do what is appropriate. If I do, I will call.” And where she yxoit, I crampfully begin to rework it, then what she was right.