I read a story to my daughter: “There lived an old man with an old lady. They lived poorly and hungry.
What is hunger?
When you want to eat. and nothing...
by A-A As we were yesterday...

Survive, the bastards are spotted! They get drunk to stroke at forty with a little, paralyze on one leg and one arm, and then live for a long time, although not very happy, and you drag them out of the social center for decades, until you throw away the speck itself!

HGH is physical activity, healthy nutrition and the right regime of the day. Sport, veganism and all sorts of 24-hour meditations are fanaticism, increased body wear and increased risk of early death.

I went to the bathroom at the dacha. I decided to join my 5-year-old son. It wasn’t too heavy, but I decided to observe the ritual. I took a wreath, soaked, laid my son on the wreath and slapped him, condemning that this is how real men do.

Then he told everyone that his father was naked in the barracks and beat with sticks.

I am forty. My son is nineteen. I go into my yard from work, a two-year-old boy in the sandbox saw me and shouted, “Baby!“And I guessed. His mother, a cute young girl, was confused and grabbed him in her arms.
I thought, “And then suddenly?”

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Oh, the alkashi do not suffer from atherosclerosis, their aorta is clean, the Zohniks scream from deposits, the expert always says: "Good prevention done!" Every time I hear the prideful “and I don’t drink at all!” I think, “Well, you fool, brother, would see your aorta...

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Alcohol does not affect the aorta in any way, do not listen to this alcoholic propaganda, it is he who justifies his alcoholism.

Comment on the article about the roof of the school collapsed:
Marfa Vasilyevna: We lived, well, that the fieldship and maternity station and the rural library are in a deplorable condition, no one is surprised, but in order for the roof to come near the polling station almost on the eve of the elections - it was the local authorities had to make a special effort. It is apolitical, but very logical. Orgasms, I hope they will.

“Adolf, why are all countries marked in one color on your contour maps?
I am an artist, I see it.

But let’s look through the eyes of the medieval seafarer to the modern dry cargo: a ship of cyclopic size that can carry the biggest charks instead of boats. Made of steel, and not some ugly rust, but very high-quality, from which even noble dons would not dare to order armor for considerable money. It is driven not by sails, but by some kind of hellish machine, for which it is necessary to extract some sort of black thickness somewhere in the Saracens' lands deep underground, and also to process it alchemically. To realize all the scales of madness - the assailant of this monster calculates the course of the HANDWORK CELLES (!) And here’s this quiet thing, beyond understanding, good and evil, just driving through the oceans wheat and Chinese clothes, and this, imagine, is quite profitable.

So, in the opinion of folklorists, the Snake Gorinych is not just a fire-breathing reptile, it is the ruler of the elements of the Avatar from the cartoon of the same name. Therefore, there is no contradiction that it breathes fire, moves underwater, arranges earthquakes and flies in the air. Its multiple nature is emphasized and is the reason for the presence of three (six, twelve and further according to progression) heads. By the way, wings are not needed for flight, they are not mentioned anywhere, and their presence is the assumption of modern artists. As the ruler of the air, the Serpent Gorinich can fly simply because of its status - the air holds it and carries it where it needs to be, movement by some physical processes is not required. So you can consider it something like a balloon.

Also Baba Yaga is not just a witch with cannibal customs, but the gateway to the afterlife world. But about that another time.

My mother from Germany wrote - congratulations! It was two minutes before the end of the game.Five minutes later - such a sour face I had not seen for a long time.)))

Why is Kiev the mother of Russian cities? No, the Russians are fine, I understand, but why is Kiev a mother? He is Father.
I will tell you. Moscow is a port of five seas.

"What men are talking about"

I thought until today that Kunij Lingus was such a Lithuanian composer.

It was Latvian.

The site. A theme with a gips, where the breasts grab the naive hand extended to them, themselves similarly transforming. The Camel:

I’ve just gotten to eat here. [...]

I had a similar situation, though, not with the SP and not the upcoming World Cup. Immediately after ND I booked the GD (2 numbers) in MO
How to translate it)

This is:

I am not angry with people. I am angry that the lightning on any winter jacket still wants to chew something even in the presence of all kinds of anti-chewing hernia.
I, the fox, want a lightning with a castle, the parts of which were sharp like a samurai sword. So that any hernia that got into the castle when the jacket was fastened was simply cut off, so that the castle cut apart, like an atomic icebreaker, any barriers.
Do you drink? I drink. I have everything.

There is no need for such widths. well is?

In those moments when someone confuses with me the concepts of a sociopath and a sociophob, I turn from a sociophob to a sociopath.

#fighting a fist

>>> If it were in real life, it would not be counted as none.

If you and in real life every joke comment this - you are just the soul of society!
From the lady, the dude, there is no removal?

Their habits

My Swedish friend sometimes wears a fox when he goes to the opera. The fox looks great on the wide shoulders of a Swedish man in the glow of crystal lustres.

The lover gave me a car, and I don’t know what to do with it. Not telling my husband...

Ask your husband the same. Then you sell one, you ride on the other - walla, you have the money, the car, the husband and the lover are both proud and happy.