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[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №56564
 18.11.2011
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XTR1MAL: I remember that in 1985 Windows was created, and there was a function "copy" and "past"
XTR1MAL: And this feature was inherited
XTR1MAL: Up to our time
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XTR1MAL: Cole, what did you joke about?

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №56563
 18.11.2011
News on the first:
In the Brazilian zoo, a monkey fought with a drunk visitor.

[ + 82 - ] Comment quote №56562
 18.11.2011
How to sleep with a girl and not go on the "Summer"?

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №56561
 18.11.2011
A man came to us to arrange.
Carambole: The T-shirt on which Bavis and Badhead are depicted crossed
Carambol: He probably doesn’t like the idiots.
...
Carambola: I think he won’t live with us...

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №56560
 18.11.2011
Professor
I don’t know how to go through the lights.

Selena_K
I will now learn: when they work, you have to look at the color, and when it flashes only in the middle,
I need to close my eyes and talk about myself "I am too main"

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №56559
 18.11.2011
We are not talking again (xxx)
YYY: What this time?
XXX: I offered him a role-playing game. I said I wanted to be a maid. He acted with enthusiasm. But I told him, find the costume yourself!
xx as usual. I remembered at the last moment. And instead of a short dress and a butterfly from feathers, the blue coat of the technician, a cage and a wooden shabby.
XXX: How do I talk to him after that?

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №56558
 17.11.2011
xxx: and when I came to the skin, I almost fled to the other end of the hospital with screams from here, flea.
Yyy: AAAAAA, Doctor, what is it for me?! to
Aaaah, you sick, what is it for you?! to

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №56557
 17.11.2011
Review of the movie Musketeers (2011):
If Duma had been alive now, he would have died now.

[ + 39 - ] [6 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №56556
 17.11.2011
Her husband's birthday on the nose, specifically bought elegant village cream for chicken under the sauce. I wake up at night, the spouse nearby is not snoring :-) In a couple of minutes he returns, wiping evidence from the face. No, I understand it all, but even the cat would eat!

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №56555
 17.11.2011
Sovietskii: Hi, you lost in my bed, and I found, how will you pay?)))
Sweet Dream: I don’t wear a shirt!
Soviet disconnected

[ + 49 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №56554
 17.11.2011
correspondence between the employer and the executor.
Will we meet on Monday? How will you look?
So on Monday? Monday is bad.

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №56553
 17.11.2011
We have three lessons a day, and there is no Russian algebra.
by O_O
Do you play badminton?

[ + 60 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №56552
 17.11.2011
xxx: and throw... if the processors were made of small gnomes. which silicon crystals are scattered with small hamsters and stamps.
Create a reducer, and there will be real working
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xxx: and it will seem to them that these are huge blocks of copper... in two human heights.
And then they’ll strike because it’s hard work and they’re paid little.
XXX: It’s not good that laser is doing it all now.
Do not take these pills anymore.
YYY: Did you understand?

[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №56551
 17.11.2011
The student enters a room in the shelter, where his friend is given fleshly comforts with his classmate.
Vassula, let me go...
Did not understand?
You ask me to get tired all the time...

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №56550
 17.11.2011
The size of a member is like the date of your death. Better not know so as not to be upset.
YYY: Even worse... because the date of death can be mistaken, and the ambulance doesn’t lie.

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №56549
 17.11.2011
[19:37:55] flastar: Van, when the first child is added, is it just to enter the childrenList or where to put it?
[19:38:54] iv: Serog, are you talking about life or programming?

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №56548
 17.11.2011
yyy: How to seduce the teacher so as not to burn in front of the group and his woman, who also works at the university, but has such opportunities that I can not get a diploma. In full seriousness.
XXX: No, I would like to. In full seriousness.

[ + 74 - ] Comment quote №56547
 17.11.2011
I found last year’s cheque in my box today.
Only two positions, but what a combination.)

Game of Fantasy 100R
Contex Long Love 300p

[ + 53 - ] [4 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №56546
 17.11.2011
Okay, I went out once. I stand all so red and young, with a normal nose, and the doctor tells me that I have syphilis of the 4th stage. Not a fucking shit? Later it turned out that it was a common allergy to laundry powder.

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №56545
 17.11.2011
Answer from Miley:
How to change the voice in Skype?
WOW: Clamping the eggs in ticks

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