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The question:
5,175 multiplied by 16 whole 23 hundred
The answer:
Ban in the calculator?? to

In the school I had a neighbor on the party with the name Booth... We were observed by almost all the teachers equally "Vorobyeva and Booth!". With no restraint, we sometimes shouted "Where?"... Everybody laughed...

Golda Meir, former Prime Minister of Israel
Does Israel have nuclear weapons?
No, we do not have him. If necessary, we use

Whoever learns at 4 and 5 will go to heaven. Whoever learns on 2 and 3, goes to hell!
Can’t you finish school alive?! to

How many compressions can Chuck Norris do?
and all.

British BAE Systems plans to start production of lead-free bullets, as the lead bullets are harmful to the environment and pose a risk to human health.

Damn, British scientists bitten British manufacturers.

Yyy: He said that with me at least to the end of the world
WOW: I say - so come to Russia then)
Wow, he just immediately caught up that Russia is cold and sunny little))))
All of them are so, they beat their heels in the chest, and then in the bushes))))))
Honey... the foreigners.
At the end of the world of the Maldives.
We are Urals.

Comments on a mouse on an online store:

XHH: To be fair, it’s worth noting that the v-track technology works just fine. I have to work in bed, but I do not experience any inconvenience because of this.
On the box it was written that the mouse works even on the fur surface and it really is. I tested on a home long-haired cat - the result just struck me. Oh, if she didn’t roll, that would be a carpet!

WOW: I bought this mouse today, tested on my cat, it really works. I recommend this model to all cat owners.

zzz: I wanted to buy a carpet, but after your murderous comment)) I will buy a cat!

From the forum, about Skyrim:

I’m running at level 5 with a arrow in my chest and ass. How to get rid? He fell asleep, fell asleep, received blessings.

Is it sarcasm?
She: Are you stupid? Orgasm is correct!! to

Sometimes you see some parking, and you immediately remember the song Tatu "People with Disabilities". And how to turn not including the turn "Gay Boy".

Useful is the worker for whom the best help is not to interfere.

There were... there were people.
I will not add the mind, but also in the army, among the many rare fools and just fools, they occasionally met.

Sergeant Snowden.
The name is small, boyfriend, and the sergeant is the same. Small but rooted.
The grounded fortress.
Most of us have our nose. That’s when we’re still. And we stand this way, because as a training, we are a week after the oath, and he is a sergeant.
Not just a sergeant, but an instructor. He will teach us the rules of first aid. Training of sanitary instructors.
On the first day of class, we have a tactic. In medicine, we are not a boom. But they dressed, hanged, grabbed, added a full ammunition and even honey. Equipment is shredded.
We stand. The clothes are not in size, the weapons talk, the rows are sleepy. But the sergeant eats with his eyes.
And Snegirev with his finger pulls out of the line of the ordinary Polychayev, a thick-walled, terrible size. He takes him to the side, thirty meters and says something. You see, Polychayev lies on the ground and lies real.
The sergeant returns and leads me and another soldier.
and Ragusa. And before us all set a battle task:
Comrades of Fighters! Thirty meters from you, he lies and stands from wounds.
The ordinary slander. Your task is to get to him under the enemy fire.
First aid and removal from the battlefield. Time has passed. Yes, all of your
We take with us. And by the way, Pollock!
Do you think 30 meters is nonsense? And when you have a machine, a counter, anti-gas, and even honey. The inventory? Yes, this fox Ragulin slips ahead, pulling the bearings. The handles at the bearings are rounded with torn rubber, so it is hard to get in the eye!
We didn’t have time to get rid of it, as I got something “tjuk” on my helmet!
The enemy fire. - reports Snegirev, - and the next stone in Ragulin
“Type” This is how it hit us! All the squadrons burned, Herodes, brothers and sisters
by Arms. Some even swallow. Small, but when on the helmet or
In front of the nose is unpleasant. The mouths in the ground, the feeling of
They really burn you.
We get to Polychayev, wet, angry. He lies, holding a paper in his hand. We read: "Penetrative injury in the abdomen, injury and broken arm." Not a resident...
Let us treat him. The bags with the medinventor opened, where what lies like we remember, but will you find it? In a second, everything turned around, everything needed was confused.
The pressure is on him! — whispered Raoul.
What a pressure! Burn on the hand! No is! First the band!
Bint is melting, falling into dirt. It is not sterile! Where is another one! That is the stomach! What to cover?
And Polychayev suddenly started screaming, “Oh, Mommies! Oh save it! It hurts, I am dying!” And not just to scream, but to move hands and get up to scratch.
Lie on! “Ragulin rose up to the ground with his hands. Here he himself
Tagged ‘Tycoon’. Oh you are!! We are both lying on the slopes, around us.
The bullets whisper. He cried out again, “Oh, save me! In the eyes of Mercury!
“Remove your hand, Pete!”
Hold his hand! by Ur Ragulin. Blood will come out!! to
Fuck him! Give him a bandage on the stomach, there penetrating!
and ah. Try a hundred and twenty kilograms of real estate to turn! I am still lying! We push him, a bandage under the back, knee on the ribs. Shoot the fuck!
Same as well. On his armor! The same problem, turn on the side, wear under the back, back. Polychayev stands, my hands tremble, Ragulin doesn’t even whisper anymore. have put. They pulled.
Oh my moms! It is necessary to drag this elephant from cage to cage, so that together at the same time, or otherwise, one of them and not move from place.
And we also have equipment and inventory with us, and you won't get up - the battle is boiling.
Help with your feet! I tell him. Push up, fall down!
I have a contagion! justified by Pollock. And Snegir promised two out.
Go ahead if you see what!
How it was, I do not remember. It’s wet all the way in the boots.
In the eyes of tears, dark circles and three sergeants Snegirev.
Rise up! He commands that. Around the clock, around the clock.
I watched it for 15 minutes, he said.
can not be. At two o’clock they were there... I look forward, from the cage where Polychayev was lying, thirty meters, two races. The border is deep.
Comrades of Fighters! Announced by Snowden. Today, in battle with the enemy, heroically
A soldier was killed!
The squadron walls, presses, faces down. Raoul and I look around.
He was not killed by the enemy. The snow continues. The enemy only wounded him. A is
They got friends, uniforms, combatants, so to speak, associates! Because how
Until they arrived, until they managed, and until they were pulled back. And what
First aid was provided, the healthy would not survive!
He also looks at us. “Everything,” he said, “is clear?”
How much clearer. It is not your finger to bind and not a pill two. This is not a fight...
Everything that was possible, everything that was necessary, was explained to us by Sergeant Snegirev. And not with sleepy lectures, but with a vivid example, for fifteen minutes.

Twenty-two years have passed since that day. Today I am a doctor, I live in another country, I serve in another army. But what I remember well: until the very end of the lesson, all the six months, at no one Snegiriev lesson, none of us fell asleep.
There were people, there were...

You are so weak! Is this a new diet?
- Yes, carrots, beets and potatoes.
What did you do, cook or fry?
The Cope!

From the forum, discuss how often we change the phone:

xxx: Can you have a telescope in your package?
Yyy: One of my comrades has not yet pulled the keyboard out of the package.
zzz: yyy, nothing terrible, I have a refrigerator in the box is just a hole for the door broken and ice, the gasplate itself burned the way through the foam, and I myself in the bushels constantly chase, even at home.
QQQ: Zzz, you just cut off the navel, didn’t you?

After a almost sleepy night I get up I go to the kitchen to heat a bottle for the little son, the apartment big light nowhere I do not turn on, because the mother-in-law is sleeping, and the mother-in-law goes to work early, I go into the kitchen and naked foot I go into the shit producer of our little spaniel, the mother turns on the light and on the table a note written by a caring mother-in-law, carefully Jesse cried out in the kitchen!

The home phone rings. I take a phone. A woman calls.
Q: Can I talk to Vadim?
I: You were wrong with the number.
The same phone call, then again. I can’t stand the fourth anymore.
I: There is no Vadim here. What number are you calling?
J: So as far as I know, I press again and again, and I just don’t get there.

Yesterday in Sberbank read on the beige of employees: "Queen Mary". What does the Queen do at Sberbank?

From the Matfaq Forum
xxx>In the end, we will get one teacher who can lead all subjects alone.
In the end, we get a rather typical rural school, where one teacher leads with dozens of disciplines.
zzz and gt. You have already gone - you have revealed the carefully guarded secret of the ultimate goal of education reform in Russia.

How did it all go, okay?
I’ve found a new way to get a girl to leave you.
hhh: tweeting how it could have been wise by making her an offer
WOW: I called her to the cafe, gave a cardboard box like that, I say open it. She opens, and there the rabbit is splashy, on a lightning bubble. The rabbit opens - there is a duck, also plunging with a lightning on the puff. He opens the duck, and there the kidder surprises and looks at him. I tell her to open. It opens and there inside the needle (I surprisingly glued this cracked kidner for two hours) and to the end of the needle the ring is glued
WOW: Of the less censored words I heard only "death, fucking, yours?and "