XXX is fucking. Although the network is not, but I still reflectingly start Google every time.
XXX: It is like a painful shock. The brain cannot realize that there is no internet.

It’s probably offensive when your father’s best sperm is such a dumb man.

Q: Did we have sex tonight or not?
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?? to
I just remember playing StarCraft and then I noticed that I was biting your ear.
xxx: I don't remember exactly what I dreamed of this (((
YYY: OMG O_O

xxx: Why when I’m riding a bicycle many people turn to me and say, “O God?” I am a little unhappy anymore.

by Neli4ka
The whole office laughed.
by Neli4ka
we have July, an electrical engineer, calls the weakness department (there is the chief Sergey, he has 10 monitors under his command)
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Silence in the Office
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Julia is calling.
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and asks
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Serge, I need the data of all your cables in centimeters!
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She could not even say anything more.

History of Google Requests:
Pillow
Pilotly
The pilot photo
Pilot photo hat fucking military!!! to

I promised to be home at 7.
At 9 a.m., my mother calls and says, “You know, all three of my daughters are sick, one with flu, the other with laziness, and the last with dementia, guess which one of them are you?”
Difficult to answer...

Radiohead
Please write congratulations only in English. Happy Birthday Thom. You are awesome!!! to
Killed the comment:
S DEM ROZHDENIYA TOM!

Arthem (14:49:44 27/06/2011)
The ACDSee infection

Arthem (14:49:56 27/06/2011)
I set her up and she asks me.

Arthem (14:50:13 27/06/2011)
Tell me what type of file I need to open.

Dima (14:50:35 27/06/2011)
well right

Artem (14:50:45 27/06/2011)
Do I know??? Who is ACDSee?? to

I think I will have to make a choice soon.
XXX is painful
YYY: Between what?
XXX: Between Three Men
I want to leave them all three.
XXX: It won’t work.
XXX: I have a conscience
And not just conscience.

Pick me up! pick me up!! to
and idiot. and. and Buffy!
c) Wowlol

All the girls are stupid! Could it load me with some terms? Ask me how many will be five to six, and I will say thirty.
Yyy: I don’t want to be upset, but five to six is actually thirty.

She says, “Get up the couch!
What would you do without us men?
They would have invented robots :-R
He: Well of course! If there are a couple more female scientists, I will not recall female inventors.
She: What about Gaia?! to

What is Chinese engineering thinking?! to
All in order:
Lazai means on the Chinese online magazine in search of spy cameras, well, the pen there, the clock with hidden cameras I study... I look - I don't believe my eyes, the strangest copy:
Camera masked under a cell phone!! to

And what is characteristic, the camera is in the place where it is usually, and you can call the gadget.

Wed'mo4ka: our teacher was sick for the first 2.5 weeks and we were replaced by a fun grandmother.. we learned that we are 5 civilization on the planet, and the steepest was the third, they were earth-water, and before people had a third eye, and now the era of the waterman, and life in the era of the waterman is complex... microeconomics, shorter)
TaнюFFka: O_o ask to remove that she smokes O_o

Irina (00:04:15 7/10/2011)
The hell has ruined all my plans for the weekend.
Leon (00:04:40 7/10/2011)
Probably not from the nose.

Emc2: A neighbor's new sympathetic a week ago asked the fan to repair. I picked up a friend of electronics. He returned as he did. Then they were according to the same scheme: oak, mobile and heels on shoes. Today I invited Winda to reinstall tonight – he said I’ll come with a friend.
You are a horse!

This was when my older brother just stopped smoking, and my family did not yet know that I smoked.And I was right-handed, but I smoked most often on the left.I came from the street, smoked and chewed before this, and sat down at the computer, and my brother approached and began to strangely sneeze with his nose, probably the clothes were drawn, and here I got sharply on my right hand. He swallowed it and let it go, and then gave it "bla!!! Soon I will be fooled!!He went out and smoked.

Spare the folder with photos from the flash of a young client) was ready to find her and kill when in the folder "My ass" found photos of wave-like poppies!XD

In the house opposite lives a slightly crazy woman - all her balcony she glued with leaflets of her own work in the spirit of "down power!"" "not park in the yard!", "do not put tiles on the borders!", sometimes she glued these leaflets (!!) At the official parking lot near the courtyard!! A month ago, she prevented a bunch of workers from the southern countries from laying tiles – rushing over flooded borders and breaking them. She was caught all over the courtyard - angry gastarbayters, a bunch of cleaners and PPS, with whom she eventually fought. As a result, the lady was taken to the psychic... Everything was quiet... A month later, on her balcony, a huge poster – “NEARNERS – HUNDRING!” and no more leaflets and disturbances to the road services))