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[ + 41 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №57566
 17.12.2011
after 200 clicks should appear the inscription "guard, go to work" or "you have no personal life at all, yeah"

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №57565
 17.12.2011
to the spectator:
I started watching a real story. A mixture like this, no one remembers where the death is, and in all the books the necessary pages are ripped out... and I think about what... they can’t go down?))

Do you want a fairy tale? and :-)
And in general, thank you for telling me what to watch in the evening: first, Koshya-Yarmolnik is already something, second, just heard the epic dialogue of Koshya and the Fool-VDVshnik:
Ivan-Durak: I fought for my homeland!
In the war, people make money. You lost your health. You are a fool!

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №57564
 17.12.2011
In NASA noted that residents of other planets can quite explore the Earth and its inhabiting society with the help of the descending into the atmosphere devices controlled remotely. Also, NASA employees did not rule out that aliens are closely monitoring the political situation on Earth, especially the parliamentary elections in Russia.

It’s really jealous – I’t drink enough to write that!

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №57563
 17.12.2011
A five-year-old nephew is watching TV.There is a advertising video of the snow queen"...after a cuddly question:"and where are you dressing?"the nephew presses his shoulders, and slipping from the couch says: "Yes, we dress at home..."

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №57562
 17.12.2011
The mysterious form of spizd turned out to be the List of Isdelias. Author Accounts

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №57561
 17.12.2011
Exler: The advertisement hit in the eye: "The first meat mower that cuts cubes"! Immediately I thought what exactly can be done with the farce cut in cubes. This is from the series "gather a cocktail of any configuration", right?
MasterJack: This is for fans "minecraft"

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №57560
 17.12.2011
Procter & Gamble stops supplies to Russia of flavors and deodorants
Aromas of alpine meadows, "sea breeze" and so on.

All these fragrances will replace the smell of chlorine for Russians.

For several generations of Russians, this is the only familiar smell of purity.
and freshness" - so commented on the change representative of the company.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №57559
 17.12.2011
XHH: My parents say that I’ve been speaking clearly for years. I went to the kindergarten with the older children.
xxxh: sometimes mom says - "from the beginning of the year, still does not get stuck"

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №57558
 17.12.2011
I sit with my mom and dad in the kitchen. Dad had to remember how they met his mother, how he gave her flowers, how they walked. Mom is sitting next to me, drinking coffee, grinding from memories.
Q:...And then we ran on the fucking wheels, and then we went to the cafe. On the way home they passed by the bus station, suddenly bought tickets, and went to the neighboring city to walk. Oh, there was time!
I: So what has changed?
Mom and Dad at the same time.
M: We have grown up.
Q: We are old.
Pause, Mom is angry
M: What are you saying? For example, I have not gotten old!
Q: I have not grown up at all!

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №57557
 17.12.2011
The Fuck! Now I want to see an unbearable shell!: / /

[ + 43 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №57556
 16.12.2011
Who does not have winter clothes?? to
We want your weather. Today behind the window -30 and electricity yesterday cleaned the roads of snow!! to
From Surgut, with love!

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №57555
 16.12.2011
The Google Questions:
How to heat food on board planes? The aircraft provided food in aluminum packaging, moved home in the microwave, a fireworks began. How did they heat up food on the plane?
Answer to:
It is pretty simple. There is a mechanical hand-manipulator (it was then started to be used on shuttles and ISS), which boilers, boilers and other bins are placed in the flow of hot gases from the engine's cradle. For this, even special shields are arranged, which press the hole hole so that the pots do not fall out. This is easy to see by watching the plane fly from the ground. At first, there is no visible trace of the engine, and then a white steam (inversion trace) appears. It is clear that the soup has boiled! Sometimes there is a trace of black – meaning the dish has burned!

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №57554
 16.12.2011
xxx (3:25) :
I would love to go to bed.)

yyy (3:25) :
My name is pleasure :D

[ + 36 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №57553
 16.12.2011
Yesterday I picked up a robot - a vacuum cleaner. I installed the base and turned it on. I sit on the couch and look. The robot went out and started cleaning the carpet. The cat observes from the top splashing (a 4 year old cat about 5 kg). Finally, she can’t stand it and jump on him from above. The robot strangely cried out, the cat pushed away the neighboring villages and prepared to attack. The vacuum cleaner stood in place, thought and went on. The cat attacked again! Only now stood on the way of the robot.Stopped with the front legs, tried to bite him! The vacuum cleaner of the march from the impact of the cat's carcass blurred with its electronic reason. And so stepping in front like a tank, not paying attention to the cat. The opposition was not long :) The cat didn't stand, whispered complaining, tried to turn but the vacuum cleaner pulled her tail and back legs. As a result, this is the picture: I am on the couch. The cat folded on the floor and the vacuum cleaner which closed the cat in half of its steel body with pleasure deaf clutches (seemingly the cat's wool fell into the cradle), and the cat complainingly clutched tried to get out of under the iron monster - stretching the legs forward and clinging to the carpet. and ROFL

[ + 53 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №57552
 16.12.2011
At home, I announced to everyone that I would not celebrate my DR. at all. Nothing at all. The day of X. Suddenly, Mom comes from work in the afternoon and begins to cut salads.
I: “Mom, I said we don’t note!
Noah, you do what you want. I have a party!
It has slid out :)

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №57551
 16.12.2011
There was a free place... There was a free place. No, she passed by, then she stood over the soul of a man whose place she liked, and then the brain also endured that she was not given in.
Orals on all the bus :D

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №57550
 16.12.2011
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Private [radio] Who is chasing the bald?

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №57549
 16.12.2011
xxx (17:11:43 15/12/2011)
I have a cloud of viruses on my computer.
xxx (17:11:50 15/12/2011)
Last night I played classical music.
xxx (17:12:21 15/12/2011)
The Intelligent Virus
xxx (17:12:25 15/12/2011)
Type "Happy Birthday!"

[ + 4 - ] Comment quote №57548
 16.12.2011
I think that today all the 10 numbers on the Bolotny rally were surprised to hear how they appealed to them at the rally, as well as that they came there for money.

I would like to wish the authorities in the future not to confuse their "supporters" with those people who were on Bolotny, and also not to give what they want for real.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №57547
 16.12.2011
XXX: Belarus initiates the introduction of a protective rate of import tariff on import to the Customs Union of tablets and laptops
There is a zero rate of tariff. "Making use of these products is unprofitable due to cheap imports,
Thus, it is likely that in the foreseeable future, Russians, Belarusians and Kazakhs will be able to enjoy laptops and tablets of Belarusian production in exchange for more expensive (due to customs) foreign ones.

YYY: In the foreseeable future, will we buy iPads?
XXX: sounds tough, agree :D

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