It’s so simple that you’ll know what the mistake is.

I just came back from the maid. Dialogue between two friends:
- And I had two wedding nights: the first - after the painting in the ZAGS, the second - after the wedding!
Here is the seat! She has two marriage nights, I have none. The law of energy distribution. My husband and I counted the bubble after the wedding ceremony and went to bed.

From the 4pda forum

SandrX: I need to make brightness below 0 percent.
Xcariba: Is it to radiate darkness and cold? O_O

XXX: Where are you from?
Yyy: C of Irkutsk ;)
I think it’s cold there, probably.
YYY: Absolutely no, we’re like in songs.. "Draw me seven white horses, seven white horses, October, November, December, January, February, March and April";

Miss_Trinity: In a messy world there stood a messy city, and there was a messy man sitting in it holding the sign “This is me.”

XXX: Call me
YYY: Where is it?
XXX: Going Home
YYY: The number
You don’t know my home number???? to
We meet for a year!!! to
What kind of breast is my baby on?
YYY: You don’t have a mole.
XXX on the right!!!! to
XXX on the right.

Conversation between a guy (p) and a girl (d) in the electric car:
Q: Why do you have such large headphones? (The Loot)
P: It’s better not to hear you.

Posts about KISS:
I go mountain skiing, I know two languages, I don’t drink, I don’t use drugs! I am looking for a man for a serious relationship... Ready to be on maintenance, interested in the amount of $20,000 - no controls and obligations and $40,000. I will only be you! P.S I’m crazy about the turtles of the Indian Ocean, the sharks of the Gulf of Oman, the Hotel Parus... I’ll be pleased with a man who understands how much my escort costs.

The stone:
Well guys, let’s get off?

XXX: Fill out our application
Is Tatiana really Tatiana?
Yyy: Actually Gennady
Yyy: but write Tatiana, prokatit

We were gathered by the curator of our group. Grit: "I have three questions for you.
One is bla bla bla.
2 is bla bla bla.
And finally the third question. We need to talk about the harm of smoking. Do you know that smoking is harmful?
All of us are "DAA!and "
and well. are free.

x_bl_x: I want to praise you.
In the school asked to make a report on any animal / insect / bird.
My pnes "juki-growers, wonderful dead-eaters"

We answer again:

We asked and we answered:
"Did anyone ever put Ubuntu on the Day?"
Those yes. My beard does not grow.
Natasha, 16 years old

Those too. Alexander, 16 years old
Not that, Natasha, we seem to be working...

She put her clothes in the cleaning:
Employee - 666 rubles
I am harsh!
R is?? to
I’m hard on such a sum.
(Here it comes to her)
Take your stuff 11.11.11
(The check is to be signed)
Is there nothing about the soul?
(from the gun)
R - no) by the way, you call before taking your order, your things may not be.
I am wonderful in general!
(Reddit with the Reddit)
God will let me come back.
(I go under the squeezed hood)

XX: I am so cynical. When a guy says to me “my sweet pussy”, I’m always pulled to answer “you’re my salty.”

Do you have chocolate at home?
What time is it for chocolate? The cat should be eaten!

A: Like a computer, it doesn’t slide? The car is running, the tractor is working.
B is normal. The female cattle
A: Funny written, especially signs of interruption )))

Another news :
In Chelyabinsk, a jealous husband killed his wife by a false imitator

One of the comments:
I have been waiting for two years for this kind of killing in Hitman.

I go on rains I don’t need anyone.
WOW: With the tank on the go you still split up
Theme: UGU
My voice is cold.
What is it that pops up?
Tagged: hz
HH: Okay well
The cat is awake again.
HHH: The sleeve is wrapped
Are you the norm?
Crawl: Cravat is cut off
My body is excited.
O O O O O O
Tags: fuzzy fuzzy
I’ll come soon, I’ll be treating.
Fuck you for dinner.
What fucking thing?! to
XHH: Sory is involved

I believe there will be revenge. And the men will run on the sticks behind the pads...

I learned how to make Bolognese sauce. Now we have every day the pasta of Bologna, the potato of Bologna, the Greece of Bologna and the pelmeni, your mother, also the Bologna!