I have two folded umbrellas, bigger and smaller. The one I wear most in my bag in case of rain. Optimize the bag. I took out a big umbrella. I have been looking for the little one for a long time. found in the same bag.
Morality: Unstoppably organized backup not only consumes resources, but also leads to data loss.

Xen: %Username% virgin, I guarantee it.
Yuri_N: And that’s what you decided?? to
Xen: Because he’s a troll, a liar and loves finished scenic images.

XXX: I’m just moving forward!
Yyy: If you can only move forward, you are probably a pedestrian.

July is out! I watched a movie for 12 nights!!! There’s a smell of the system – we’re in shock!!! The new system is burning??? and!! Loan from AAAAAAAAA!!! They smelled it all, shook it, looked at it – no, it doesn’t burn!!! It smells like plasma!! here the smoke went out of under the plinths - all the shit of the wiring burns or the apartment from below burns and nobody lives in it!!! We are at 101 call, we are either a cable burning or an apartment below - we explain. We are in the electric grid, we are in the electric grid, we are in the electric grid, we are in the electric grid, we are in the electric grid, we are in the electric grid, we are in the electric grid. Electricity at night!! The stitch will come, we will be in the hook to call and there a aunt - a grimza, what a wire, we have no one, go on the hook and twist. We went out on the street - we look through the windows - and from the window below (neighbor to the left) the smoke rolls and the light weakly burns. We are all on the door to ring who is burning, and the smell and fog is already on the forest site!!!! to
I knock in the door - comes out a man cute such smiles very sober, happy such says - hello! We are burning!
What am I burning? The meat is burned! And it’s all in the chade and mist, no shit meat had to be roasted!!!!! to

The first cold on the street, the temperature is 0. A friend calls mom to worry about how warm he is dressed
Mom - son, you dressed the jacket, or the cold on the street.
Son – No, Mommy, I’ve dressed my car, so I don’t get cold.

from ZH

humus: I call a client, the telephone is raised by a teenager, judging by the voice of fifteen years old.
“Good morning,” I said, “call my mom on the phone.
Who are you?
My name is Igor. Call her mom.
Why do you want her?
It’s my business, just call me.
Tell me why you need her.
It’s not your business, just call and that’s all.
I won’t call you until you tell me.
It broke me here.
Fuck, I just do it. So call my mother.
and silence. Then suddenly I hear a young boy’s crazy voice:
Dad, Dad, take the phone! My fucking mom is calling.! to
I lost the gift of speech and automatically switched off the phone. Now I regret a little.

Marsh, get up for 15 minutes.
2 Which one?
1: The Twelve
2: The fuck of which?

To be fashionable, you must not follow fashion, but create it.

A bloody kingdom.
I just heard it on the radio. It was (end 19 - beginning 20 c. and c) such a very famous composer, author of novels Nikolai Harito. His most famous romance is "Chrysanthemums have long since bloomed in the garden."
So, as a student, he received several years of exile for freedom of thought and there fell ill with the initial stage of tuberculosis. And let you think, these satraps, royal opričniki and suffocators of freedom, given his fame and popularity, as well as health problems, replaced him with a reference to treatment for 3 years in the resorts of Switzerland, counting this time in the period of exile.

The presidential candidate Vladimir Putin promises to correct the mistakes of the government, which did not correct the Prime Minister Vladimir Putin, who inherited all the troubles from the former President Vladimir Putin.
and Putin.

MayDay: Fuck, this is not a military commission, but a collection of fools who, in addition, in advance consider you a shit!
MayDay: I think even if a person with no two legs in a wheelchair comes to them, they will say, “We, of course, see that you don’t have a leg...but, in any case, go through the examination.”
MayDay: They will be sent to the hospital, where he will be pumped out a ton of blood for tests in 2 weeks, they will put a enema, they will make an uzi, a mort, a X-ray, a fluorography, a bunch of similar things, and at the end they will look at and say "Bl*, guy, and you really don't have a leg. How then can you love the medicine and the army of your country?! to

TD - Technical Director
An analyst, a girl

[17:47:44] AN: Ivan Ivanovich, and am I entitled to refuse the audit for moral and moral reasons?
Alexandra, I am ashamed to ask.
[17:49:05] AN: I can’t look at the tits anymore!!!!!!! to
[17:49:37] AN: I do an audit of bordelled websites
[17:49:42] AN: yee
[17:49:46] AN: No, what am I about
[17:49:55] AN: salons of erotic massage of course

Lightbrinder: I went to Laso once for a couple. He is reading a lecture from the plan. Two students record lectures on tablets. Two more on laptops. And one sad contractor keeps a record in the notebook.

In the garden:
Should we be fooled or fooled?

Comrades sent on a trip abroad

xxx is. Who did you find there to speak Russian with, or a local student?
YYYYY If it wasn’t Skype, it would have forgotten Russian words.
YYYYY Everyone speaks in their own way.
YYYYY Without the language of signs, they would understand each other.
YYYYY There is only one German, he knows the word in Russian - fucking.
YYYYY I don't know where
YYYYY It is used correctly :)

A young surgeon told a story: When he just came to the internship, the chef immediately asked him if he knew the triangle of Vishnevsky. The question put him in an impasse, because there is no such concept in anatomy, that is, for example, Pirogov triangle exists (a certain area of the neck), but Vishnevsky is not. For a long time, the young surgeon thought and excavated the literature, and as a result it turned out that the triangle of Vishnevsky, this is what every surgeon should be able to do - drink alcohol, suck in the scrap and fuck the nurse)))

My neighbor in the apartment "duet" 2-3 times a day... I begin to have the feeling that this idiot doesn’t come to mind at all. In all of this story there is only one positive feature – he speaks very slowly and I understand him from the first time, because there is nothing worse than a roaring American.

From the newspaper on employment: A man (52 years old, secondary special education, non-traditional medicine, playing guitar, saxophone, piano) is looking for a dignified diving job.

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The further from Monday, the closer to Monday.