The Interfax reports:
“A drunk Yakutia MP argued with two peasants and chased them on a tractor, threatening to kill them.”
People are happy :)

She went out to smoke and let her child play with plasticine. I go back, there is no plastic.
Where is the plasticine?
The NEM!
The shock. The child ate plasticine.
He takes my hand and leads me to the kitchen. There is a bowl on the plate, and there is plasticine in it.
Who is eating raw?

In one of the shops in the British city of Harlow, a 92-year-old retired woman refused to sell whisky because she did not have an identity card that could confirm her majority.

Commentary on the Cosplay photo:

I suspect one of them is a boy.
222 is yes. The left is a boy and the right is a boy.
One of them is a girl.
333: both of them

If you have yogurt, it will last longer.

If a hipster, standing on the bridge, crashes his iPhone, he will be very upset. Not because the iPhone has fallen, but simply you can’t tweet about it right away.

If this continues, I will not live until I die.

xxxxxxxxxxx:
Three ?

WOW :
Is it... breasts and folds on the stomach?? to

I live in Königsberg, so the hobby Digger brings a good income, and also sometimes bricks in pants and sometimes in a helmet. How many times I stopped. The first is illegal, the second is dangerous, and the third is reckless and frightening. and stopped. And when I, a graduate specialist, was offered a job for 11 thousand rubles, I remembered how much more the Germans forgot under our city.

Burkotun (01.11.11 - 13:59): How is it right to call or call?
Yalla (01.11.11 - 14:01): call me
Burkotun (01.11.11 - 14:01): Thank you very much!
Burkotun (01.11.11 - 14:11): Fuck how?

My son was driving in English today. I sit in the corridor and wait. I hear what they say there. This is the word window. And my teacher says, “Daddy doesn’t like this word, I’d rather say Linux.”

Using the inattention of the buyer, the McDonald’s employee did not smile.

Hi, what are you busy? 1. ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah 2. so it’s just eating, because there’s no place to eat 4 blins ago, and I’m all eating (

I am a gentle and fragile girl!
M: - Apparently from the words "take" and "take"...

An unknown girl knocks in the aska. The further dialogue:
See also: Salute
I say hello)
She is married?
I am divorced
She: Describe yourself
I: Large, thick, scary, bearded - the classic image of the internet of shit ))
She says goodbye.

K is

The entire pornography industry is pissing on boys and everyone is happy. But it was worth, fucking, to write and remove one unfortunate Twilight and that’s all! Shaker to Heaven! The girls allowed themselves something interesting for their specific nature. How can they look at that shit?“" Rise up, rise up, rise up, rise up. Everyone has to meet their needs. = = (

Indeed! But, for the sake of justice, you need to either show porn in the movies on all the screens of the country, or, sorry, introduce criminal liability for the distribution of Sumereks.

News on the ramp: "In the south of Russia in recent years sharply increased seismic activity".
The first comment:
Long live the seismic activity!! The only activity in Russia.

Have you seen the Pandora movie?
YYY: I bought the disc, but I haven’t watched it yet – I’m afraid to open the box.

I drive in traffic jams, a truck in front of it, it is cautiously written: "Curiously, don’t get caught".

Zzzz: You guys, who are you studying to?
XXX: The Master
I am only up to the bachelor.
Sss: and I am to the archive ;[