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[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №58206
 05.01.2012
A friend made me an excuse.
XHH: He says that I have an unwashed hat and thus does not excite men.
I bought a new hat. very good)

Has he never washed it?

Zzz: And what are these men’s clean hats exciting you didn’t ask her?and ;)
Zzzz: I think so:
Zzz: A man sees a clean hat.

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №58205
 05.01.2012
In the modern world, dissatisfaction with power is generally caused not by what it steals, but by the fact that it does not allow the dissatisfied themselves to steal.

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №58204
 05.01.2012
(From the asshole, the conversation lacks meaning and logic)
Girls, what are you wearing?
We bring light, joy and breasts to this world.

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №58203
 05.01.2012
I go to the store and buy cigarettes. Suddenly a woman approaches me and asks, “Is your son okay?” You look somewhat tortured.

[ + 37 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №58202
 05.01.2012
Zeka
or smash the finalgons back and forget and go to the bathroom
Vufir
Here are the pizzas.
Vufir
You won
..................

No such stuff. Pipet - it is before anal sex to confuse the gel lubricant in the dark with this same finalgone )))))))

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №58201
 05.01.2012
Comments on Pornography
xxxh: noticed, after 3 scenes, where the posture changes, he has a scarf appears, see shot on another day
She has not changed, she has shaved.

[ + 32 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №58200
 05.01.2012
I remember people in different cities offered to meet for the New Year. I wonder how it all went?

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №58199
 05.01.2012
It is hard to forgive a man that he is a fool.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №58198
 05.01.2012
I just don’t want to hurt him, he’s so sweet.
As a plush mouse.
He gave me a mutant for the new year and said I look like him.

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №58197
 05.01.2012
Ranzaar: Boy, what should I do? Sasha forgot to log out of Skype, and while she was taking a shower, her mother read all of our correspondence, and now invites me to dinner.
It’s so cool, what’s the trap?
Ranzaar: Fuck, you tell me how I’ll look in the eyes of a man whose daughter I’ve repeatedly promised to touch to death.

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №58196
 05.01.2012
I’m ready to bet with anyone for a million dollars that the world won’t end in 2012. And if it does, then you still don’t give money to anyone.

[ + 52 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №58195
 05.01.2012
I just saw the original brand of vodka in the store - "KINGS"!!! to
In addition to jokes - does SPB, the company "Ladoga", on the label of Peter I. Colleagues - chemists will appreciate the...

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №58194
 05.01.2012
I’m an angel, honestly... Just on a meth really faster...

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №58193
 05.01.2012
I’m thinking about buying a MacBook.
Buy yourself a Big Mac and don’t get rid of it.

[ + 68 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №58192
 05.01.2012
By the way, on the market, cassettes were traded by natural Japanese, so prices were starting from 2000, it is in stagnant times.

We had a case when one comrade exchanged a year-old jiggle for a two-cassette hitch. Money dropped over the course of a year — and just on the fact that cassettes with music were a shortage, and he foolishly chased packages of copies, as I now remember — 10 ninety-minute cassettes a day. In the "studio" the wife, father-in-law and the eldest son (at the time - a student of the 7th grade, studied in a neighboring school). The cassettes went away like hot cakes, the son boasted that it was enough to enter any nearby village, and a weekly stock of cassettes sold out within two hours. This is at the price of the cassette of 15 rubles (written by uncle, however, exclusively on basf and maxell, i.e. Expenditures were also low.

That was the torrent, I don’t read the current :)

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №58191
 05.01.2012
The cat is stretched on the bed, does not react to touch. Dialogue with my wife:
Pretending to be dead on the move.
Oh, as if I was out.
The cat is like that. and dishonor and dishonor.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №58190
 05.01.2012
[12:51:19] Wauu: Good morning
[12:52:55] thx: hello
[12:53:01] xxx: good morning
[12:53:08] WOW: WOW finally
So you just woke up?
[12:53:33] xxx: ahah
[12:54:07] WOW: My sweetheart is smart
You need to land.
[12:54:33] xxxh: dry up, definitely, the current to the tubercle I drive))))

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №58189
 05.01.2012
Yesterday evening, a brother (12 years old) is playing a WOW, creates a new character and can't come up with a name for him, asks me. I say the first thing that comes to mind - "Thermostat"!))) His pleasures had no limits! He called it!

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №58188
 05.01.2012
Thermolithium: Are you listening to your openness again? :D
Silver Fork: No, Vivaldi :)
Silver Fork: Concert for a Mandoline.
Thermology: OHO
Thermolithius: he probably loved her, since the whole concert was fun.
Silver Fork: Who?
Thermolithium: Well, this Mandoline
Silver Fork: Mandoline is a tool :D

[ + 54 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №58187
 05.01.2012
Well, I seem to see little children too rarely and my cat too often. I don’t understand, it’s one thing I sometimes want to call a small child whisper or the words "kys-kys"???! to

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